A sad story

[Ether]

Hey FKL,

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "You're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mir. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought “Naw forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air


http://www.inconsequentialexistence.com/stuff/pidgey.jpg

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I should cry and break an imaginary DS and whatever the F a shiny Pidgey is for having read that.

NOT A RANT

I'LL KILL YOU!

[EJ]

>.>

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

So I can see post #1 OP and 4 "test..." but not 2 and 3!

I'll uh blame EJ or something.

[Tact]

Bad idea. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

The test post disappeared.

I smell AKUMAHAX!

[EJ]

On 2006-06-26 03:42, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
The test post disappeared.

I smell AKUMAHAX!


Dhyhax!

[Nisshoku]

I smell 4chan in this thread.


IT MUST DIE.

[Daikarin]

Pidgeys FTW.

[KodiaX987]

On 2006-06-26 07:38, Nisshoku wrote:
I smell 4chan in this thread.


IT MUST DIE.



YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

IT MUST LIVE!

[Shadowpawn]

W.T.F.!

[Nisshoku]

I'M IN UR THREAD, EATING UR WACKOS.

[Wyndham]

On 2006-06-26 14:21, Nisshoku wrote:
I'M IN UR HEAD, EATING UR WACKOS.

[-Klaus-]

On 2006-06-26 14:32, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2006-06-26 14:21, Nisshoku wrote:
I'M IN UR PANTS, EATING UR WACKOS.

[DizzyDi]

Yo Ether you suck upon so many things its not even funny. Don't bring those goddamn lame ass 4chan memes here. We already have enough of 'em. I promise to terrorize everythread that you create from now on until you have earned my respect.

[Shadowpawn]

O SHI-, we've got a stalker on the loose! >_>

[Qrrrbrbirbel]

On 2006-06-26 14:37, DizzyDi wrote:
Yo Ether you suck upon so many things its not even funny. Don't bring those goddamn lame ass 4chan memes here. We already have enough of 'em. I promise to terrorize everythread that you create from now on until you have earned my respect.



If this was meant to be sarcasm then touché!

If not then them's fightin words `_`

[EJ]

On 2006-06-26 15:15, Shadowpawn wrote:
O SHI-, we've got a stalker on the loose! >_>

[Shadowpawn]

On 2006-06-26 16:11, EJ wrote:


On 2006-06-26 15:15, Shadowpawn wrote:
O SHI-, we've got a stalker on the loose! >_>

[Qrrrbrbirbel]

On 2006-06-26 16:28, Shadowpawn wrote:


On 2006-06-26 16:11, EJ wrote:


On 2006-06-26 15:15, Shadowpawn wrote:
O SHI-, we've got a stalker on the loose! >_>







I c wut u did thar

[Daikarin]

Guess who's entered this thread.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2482/dramallama2sa.jpg

[sprky585]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/milk.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/oj.gif

[Rion772]

On 2006-06-26 00:10, Ether wrote:
Hey FKL,

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.



So... let me get this straight... You play Pokemon AND have a girlfriend, that's a bit wierd. Then you ignored her for a fucking game... I don't care if a blue god damn charizard started raping your screen and it was a 1 in a million chance. I can't even tell if you're serious because the way you ended it, but either way, if you let a game get in the way of your girl, you need to get your ass off the couch, pack your games up, and get outside. PRONTO! STAT! TODAY! ...

Also, this is what I think about your stupid Pidgey.


http://www.tomifobia.com/gallery_september/pix/dead_bird.jpg

[DizzyDi]

Hes not serious Rion... Its called the Bel-Air meme. Basically what you do is create a long, interesting, and sometimes sad story right? Then somewhere toward the end of the story you put "you're moving with you auntie and uncle in Bel-Air..." and so on and so forth. So basically its a big slap in the face for having read the long story with no point, other than to give you a big slap in the face.

[Rion772]

I've missed out on so much in the past 6 months here, haha. That is ridiculous and pointless though... I mean, if he was going to do that, why not make it like 5 paragraphs longer, so whenever you get towards the end of the long, long thing and they see that they just scream "MOTHERFU**ER!!!!"


*clicks on Ether* /cheer

[Uncle_bob]

lol copypasta

[Blitzkommando]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/blitzkommando/pcstuff/1151120826891.jpg

This thread is made of win and awesome!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Kill the middle man!

He is worse than the original author!

Kill the messenger!

[astuarlen]

I dunno, Haya. Sure, we could take out the middle man, but then we'd have to worry about the rest of his family looking for a bit of revenge. I say we go for the third-from-the-right man; he's less well-connected.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

As long as Bartman is blamed for everything and the kid who mixes drinks is considered the top cat, we can get away with it right?

Bart > Fat Tony > everyone else.

[geewj]

On 2006-06-26 21:44, astuarlen wrote:
I dunno, Haya. Sure, we could take out the middle man, but then we'd have to worry about the rest of his family looking for a bit of revenge. I say we go for the third-from-the-right man; he's less well-connected.



Stop calling me that!

[astuarlen]

Hey, if you don't like it then stand somewhere else.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Wherever he stands, you can definitely see his hairline bridge first and foremost.

That thing is like boom! In your face!

Slick. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Ether]

Bumping a legendary thread

[Blitzkommando]

Posting in a legendary thread!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/blitzkommando/Other/HerculeSatan.png

[DizzyDi]

WARNING WARNING, VIOLATION OF FORUM RULES.

[Halowolf911]

dude thats fed up i got a shinny Azumarial

[DizzyDi]

hi