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Saladwood
10-22-2002, 02:17 AM
"selling 10 recall scrolls for 490 gold. selling 20 for 1000 gold!"
pixelate
10-22-2002, 02:22 AM
"i wanted to kill it but i didin't have a taxidermy kit"
LollipopLolita
10-22-2002, 02:32 AM
"when you see a plague beast hug it"
ABDUR101
10-22-2002, 02:38 AM
"Wrong gate Abdur!"
LollipopLolita
10-22-2002, 02:45 AM
"puppy!"
"i need to save my puppy!"
eRUPT
10-22-2002, 02:47 AM
"Ok revoke your young player status, lets goto felluca now. You need to hit me first before we can initiate you."
LollipopLolita
10-22-2002, 02:49 AM
"I have a guild full of dancing floozies"
eRUPT
10-22-2002, 02:49 AM
"
Oh you need to be initiated into the guild.
All Kill
*click Terra*
"
LollipopLolita
10-22-2002, 02:50 AM
"why don't we skin your white wyrm for the scales"
eRUPT
10-22-2002, 02:52 AM
"Paralyze
HAh I finnally got you now.
deathtrap Kill
oOoO OoO"
eRUPT
10-22-2002, 02:53 AM
"I don't know I went around the world and there's no night."
pixelate
10-22-2002, 02:54 AM
"is hairdye for casting spells?"
LollipopLolita
10-22-2002, 02:55 AM
"putey putey gatey gatey"
Saladwood
10-22-2002, 02:58 AM
Lord Put Put:You look like Pixie Vixen in that.

RefreshingTeapot:I SHOULD KILL YOU FOR SAYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

Lord Put Put:Go ahead and try. *magic reflection* *all guard me*

RefreshingTeapot:*Casts magic arrow and runs off building*

Deathtrap (Lord Put Put's Mare) get's guard whacked by a bug.
eRUPT
10-22-2002, 02:59 AM
"Jerks"
LollipopLolita
10-22-2002, 03:00 AM
"why are you carrying a harp and drums?"

"victory music"
eRUPT
10-22-2002, 03:05 AM
"Yeah he said he was sad to see the BEST PVPer he EVER SAW leave"
Saladwood
10-22-2002, 03:08 AM
"My magery is stuck at only getting GGS gains."
eventually followed by:
"I know at LEAST 20 times more about this game than ANY of the GMs do."



if people like this are so smart about this game, they fix your own damn problems and leave the GMs alone.
eRUPT
10-22-2002, 03:09 AM
"Man I'm affraid to go home them snakes keep killing me man."
LollipopLolita
10-22-2002, 03:11 AM
"the aquarium is busted"
neko-chan
10-22-2002, 03:18 AM
"Statistics are like short skirts: what they show is suggestive. What they hide is vital."
ABDUR101
10-22-2002, 02:33 PM
"OK, goto Isllenar and then Sacrifice.."

"...and I get there how?"

"Moongate.."

"..which is where?"
Mazarin
10-22-2002, 09:53 PM
"Idle hands are prone to masturbation."
KodiaX987
10-23-2002, 10:39 AM
"Sir, can I hold my gun sideways?" -The black policeman in The Simpsons.

"But watch out! We are champions in BOBSLEIGH!! Bobsleigh! Fuck, I thought that was the same of some guy, BOBSLEIGH!!!" -Peter McLeod
KodiaX987
10-24-2002, 12:06 PM
"I wasn't cheating on you! I was just jerking off in this woman's vagina." -Anonymous (I bet he's glad to be!)
ABDUR101
10-29-2002, 02:09 AM
"Massacre! Help us!"
"Please, pls heal."
"They're killing me! AHH!"
"She's got an axe!"

*person runs past*
"..damn..missed that one.."

*EDIT*
ok..so I missed some BBcode..

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LostHero
10-29-2002, 03:20 AM
UO quotes eh?

*200 man 2v2 tourny starts*
*A naked apprientice miner named "william wallice" teleports to the other side of the ring as me*

"I'm guessing this isn't the mining competition?"
IceBlink
10-31-2002, 05:00 PM
D2 quote:

<Some guy with 'Ultimate' or 'Elite' in name>
"PLZ GIVE FREE STUFF!"
"PLZ RUSH KTHX!"
Kiri
03-30-2004, 06:41 PM
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something."
Ketchup345
03-30-2004, 06:49 PM
On 2004-03-30 16:41, AKA_Hotei wrote:
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something."


Please don't bump topics over 2 weeks old, or are on 3rd page or older.

*To keep up with my anti-crime policy, you will be flogged by all of FKL (10 times each), and your head and arms are going to be put in that old brace thingy...*

*Gets official FKL Flogging Whip out*

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/whip.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bondage.gif x10
_Ted_
03-30-2004, 06:54 PM
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Cowboy
03-30-2004, 06:55 PM
ooh! im gonna get the vasoline and a funnel!
Sef
03-30-2004, 07:07 PM
"Hey kids! If you whip hard enough Strawberries my come out of his EARS!"

I just made that up? Lol, it's on topic(WHAT?!) and...goes for the flogging! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



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Kuea
03-30-2004, 07:20 PM
On 2004-03-30 16:54, _Ted_ wrote:
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Saiffy
03-30-2004, 08:09 PM
Im not even gonna bother
Firocket1690
03-30-2004, 08:49 PM
"The word of the day is fuck, and i'm going to use this as much as I can, so fuckety fuck fuck fuck."
~ Abdur

"I guess ... enjoy it, or don't enjoy it, you can just go fuck yourself."
~ Abdur

"I'm not talking about my penis, you ... penis
I'm talking about my hand."
~ Abdur

"or should I say ... KONICHIWA MOUTHERFUCKER!"
~ Abdur

weeeeeeeeeeeee
hehe I'm going to haunt abdur forever with his old shows ... XD~
Hrith
03-30-2004, 08:50 PM
On 2004-03-30 18:09, Saiffwin wrote:
Im not even gonna bother
I am, flogging is fun.

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Cowboy
03-30-2004, 08:53 PM
Oh it is, kef ;)