Sayara
Jul 1, 2006, 08:25 PM
Wanna hear a sniplet of my wonderful corn extravaganza?
I demand the Purple Onion
for i like seriouslly cut my finger
ON BOXES LOL!
Yeah
Like
Corn Crates
are the biggest joke since well the biggest joke
it cracked while i was working
like sharp egedes yo
So i was dipping hand in box
Finger meets box edge
box edge gives it flowers
and breaks its cherry
stabs and injects deep into under my nail
you know
where that white is
Deep in there
caused veinious blood to splurt
IT WAS FUN <_>
After that!
I continued to work with corn
Whilst keeping injured finger in the air
cuz you know
Red Corn isn't gonna sell
So after the corn is up
Im like SAY KEVIN
Oh, I thought you mean't 'actual' red corn' XD
can i go get bandaids!?
and he sees my now bleeding finger is all
OMGWTF YOU WORKED THE CORN WITH THESE FINGERS?>!
then the other worker is all
WE GOTTA TAKE YOU TO M.GENERAL to clean it
cuz the corn has some bad shit in it
that could have my finger dead
that worry eventually became
FUCK THAT SON
oo
so i get 2 bandiads and a free pair of gloves
I demand the Purple Onion
for i like seriouslly cut my finger
ON BOXES LOL!
Yeah
Like
Corn Crates
are the biggest joke since well the biggest joke
it cracked while i was working
like sharp egedes yo
So i was dipping hand in box
Finger meets box edge
box edge gives it flowers
and breaks its cherry
stabs and injects deep into under my nail
you know
where that white is
Deep in there
caused veinious blood to splurt
IT WAS FUN <_>
After that!
I continued to work with corn
Whilst keeping injured finger in the air
cuz you know
Red Corn isn't gonna sell
So after the corn is up
Im like SAY KEVIN
Oh, I thought you mean't 'actual' red corn' XD
can i go get bandaids!?
and he sees my now bleeding finger is all
OMGWTF YOU WORKED THE CORN WITH THESE FINGERS?>!
then the other worker is all
WE GOTTA TAKE YOU TO M.GENERAL to clean it
cuz the corn has some bad shit in it
that could have my finger dead
that worry eventually became
FUCK THAT SON
oo
so i get 2 bandiads and a free pair of gloves