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Sayara
Jul 1, 2006, 08:25 PM
Wanna hear a sniplet of my wonderful corn extravaganza?


I demand the Purple Onion
for i like seriouslly cut my finger
ON BOXES LOL!
Yeah
Like
Corn Crates
are the biggest joke since well the biggest joke
it cracked while i was working
like sharp egedes yo
So i was dipping hand in box
Finger meets box edge
box edge gives it flowers
and breaks its cherry
stabs and injects deep into under my nail
you know
where that white is
Deep in there
caused veinious blood to splurt
IT WAS FUN <_>

After that!
I continued to work with corn
Whilst keeping injured finger in the air
cuz you know
Red Corn isn't gonna sell

So after the corn is up

Im like SAY KEVIN

Oh, I thought you mean't 'actual' red corn' XD

can i go get bandaids!?

and he sees my now bleeding finger is all

OMGWTF YOU WORKED THE CORN WITH THESE FINGERS?>!



then the other worker is all

WE GOTTA TAKE YOU TO M.GENERAL to clean it

cuz the corn has some bad shit in it

that could have my finger dead

that worry eventually became

FUCK THAT SON

oo

so i get 2 bandiads and a free pair of gloves
Shadowpawn
Jul 1, 2006, 08:28 PM
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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 1, 2006, 08:32 PM
http://www.madtv.com/assets/images/cast/bobbylee.jpg

I remember Bobby Lee doing stand up before he was casted onto Mad TV about selling his uncle's corn with CRON on the sign.

Sounds, almost similar! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Corn stories can be funny yo. CRON.

or

corm...
Kuea
Jul 1, 2006, 08:32 PM
o.o poor tingy http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif *hugs*
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 1, 2006, 08:34 PM
Corn box handling gloves, GET!

And Neosporin for them cuts.
Shadowpawn
Jul 1, 2006, 08:35 PM
Heh, red corn. Shouldn't this be in rants?
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 1, 2006, 08:37 PM
On 2006-07-01 18:35, Shadowpawn wrote:
Heh, red corn. Shouldn't this be in rants?


Tinglo is ebil like that.

And not really a problem right?

Those weirdo girls who say 'omg i love men, they stupid' get to vent here, so whatever.

Bloody corn with and without husks!

o_o

RUN!
Sayara
Jul 1, 2006, 08:37 PM
Nah; i figured you people need a good sadistic laugh.
navci
Jul 1, 2006, 08:43 PM
BAD KEVIN BAD
Kuea
Jul 1, 2006, 10:46 PM
On 2006-07-01 18:43, navci wrote:
BAD KEVIN BAD


Damnit!

I keep thinking you talking to me instead of tingy boss ._.
Sayara
Jul 1, 2006, 10:50 PM
your head is not the shape of a friendly part of the male body ._.
navci
Jul 1, 2006, 11:52 PM
On 2006-07-01 20:46, Kuea wrote:


On 2006-07-01 18:43, navci wrote:
BAD KEVIN BAD


Damnit!

I keep thinking you talking to me instead of tingy boss ._.



That'd be kinda the point. DUR.