Jife_Jifremok
Jul 11, 2006, 01:58 PM
While the PSU opening theme's lyrics are incredibly hokey, they're pretty fitting for the game's offline story. So I rewrote the song to use as the online game's opening...
(sung to the tune of Save This World)
Who said we are lost again in this noob-filled world
I say it's a normal thing
We're in the same ****
It's called online play!
It is not too late
It's our server don't say that it's fate
We must not give up to build our toons up on our dreams
We will often lie down and die
But we'll always come back to life
We all have some levels to gain
We know that's why we're here
We battle for phat loot
It is a battle against the mobs
I want my rares
You know what dungeon I'm repeating, so one more time!
We battle for E-X-P
It is a long-ass level grind
And when we get uber 1337 at level cap
we need to save this world!
It was a hard time
So many noobs and so not for nothing
To flame them is not a choice, they are asshats we must ignore
I cannot live with these jerks,
Even if I am by myself,
We all have some levels to gain,
We know that's why we're here
We battle for phat loot,
it is a battle against the boss
I want my rares
But it is not freaking dropping them, so one more time!
We battle for E-X-P
It is a long-ass level grind
Though so many 1337s done this before me,
We need to save this world!
We will often down to die
But we'll always come back to life
We all have some levels to gain
We know that's why we're here
We battle for phat loot
It is a battle against the mobs
I want my rares
You know what dungeon I'm repeating, so one more time!
We battle for E-X-P
it is a long ass level grind
And when we get uber 1337 at level cap
we need to save this world!
What do you think? ..too much timeon my hands? Well I thought of the words while trying to sleep, so there.
(sung to the tune of Save This World)
Who said we are lost again in this noob-filled world
I say it's a normal thing
We're in the same ****
It's called online play!
It is not too late
It's our server don't say that it's fate
We must not give up to build our toons up on our dreams
We will often lie down and die
But we'll always come back to life
We all have some levels to gain
We know that's why we're here
We battle for phat loot
It is a battle against the mobs
I want my rares
You know what dungeon I'm repeating, so one more time!
We battle for E-X-P
It is a long-ass level grind
And when we get uber 1337 at level cap
we need to save this world!
It was a hard time
So many noobs and so not for nothing
To flame them is not a choice, they are asshats we must ignore
I cannot live with these jerks,
Even if I am by myself,
We all have some levels to gain,
We know that's why we're here
We battle for phat loot,
it is a battle against the boss
I want my rares
But it is not freaking dropping them, so one more time!
We battle for E-X-P
It is a long-ass level grind
Though so many 1337s done this before me,
We need to save this world!
We will often down to die
But we'll always come back to life
We all have some levels to gain
We know that's why we're here
We battle for phat loot
It is a battle against the mobs
I want my rares
You know what dungeon I'm repeating, so one more time!
We battle for E-X-P
it is a long ass level grind
And when we get uber 1337 at level cap
we need to save this world!
What do you think? ..too much timeon my hands? Well I thought of the words while trying to sleep, so there.