Favorite "Your Mom" Joke

[Eros17]

What's ur Favorite? tell me!

Your mom is so fat, she had to be overtaken by a small militia and renamed the federal republic of
Your Mom.

[BeeYee]

Your mom is so fat that when she passed by the TV, I missed all the extended versions of LotR.

[VioletSkye]

Your mom is so stupid, she tripped on a cordless phone.

[Jehosaphaty]

Your mother is so ugly she looked in a mirror and her reflection flipped her off.

[isahn80]

An oldie from "In Living Color" or something:

Your mom is so fat that when she walks her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a pack of milk duds.

[VioletSkye]

Your mom is so fat her blood type is Ragù.

[sprky585]

Yo momma so short, when she puts on a spiderman costume people think she's the action figure

[Deathscythealpha]

I think this one was brought up in Rants and I found it hilerious just because its so nonsensical:

"Your Mom is a beef sandwich!"

[Lord_Kratos]

your mom is so fat she can sell shade. old yes but one of the only ones i know

[Zarode]

Your mom is so strong, that she drinks peanut butter. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I love that one.

[astuarlen]

Your mom is so.

[BeeYee]

On 2006-07-16 17:02, astuarlen wrote:
Your mom is so fat that when she sat on the St. Loius Arch, it became a Mcdonalds sign.

[Blitzkommando]

Your mom didn't find these jokes funny back at my place so I don't see why she would find them funny here.

[BeeYee]

youre mom is reading this?

[best_sato134]

OLD!!! I got 2 favorites.
you're momma's so tall she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the mouth.

your momma's so fat so triped over Wal-mart rolled over K-mart and landed on Target.

[Rei-San]

Your mom is so ugly, that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[best_sato134]

yo momma 's poor I saw her kicking a box I ask her "what are you doing?" She says "I'm moving."

[Zuenza]

I have 2 favorites:

Your mom is so ugly,she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

Your mom is so stupid,she stared at the back of an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

[Daikarin]

http://www.israellycool.com/bush%20grimace.jpg

[astuarlen]

On 2006-07-17 04:50, Daikarin wrote:
Your mom is so ugly she broke this image!!!


Zing!

[Lord_Kratos]

i originally gave this one to ChaosLegion but.....
Your mo is so fat they didnt use an A-Bomb to destroy Nagasaki they used her!
Please tell me if its racist or if its offensive and ill edit it out.

[Daikarin]

On 2006-07-17 08:31, astuarlen wrote:
Your mom is so dumb she broke the internet!!!

[Xaos127]

Your mum is such a whore, she had to be buried in a Y shaped coffin..

I don't know what sucks more, these jokes..or your momma..OSNAP!@

[sprky585]

yo momma so broke...i drop my cigar on the sidewalk and she sang "clap yo hands, stomp yo feet, preaise the Lord, we got heat!"

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Your mom is soo mean she's not buying you PSU!