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Shadowpawn
Aug 31, 2006, 04:12 PM
W.T.F? Seriously.

Dhylec
Aug 31, 2006, 04:16 PM
<.<

Saiffy
Aug 31, 2006, 04:22 PM
Pedophile.

astuarlen
Aug 31, 2006, 04:24 PM
You're 20? I would've guessed 16 at the most. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Shadowpawn
Aug 31, 2006, 04:34 PM
@ Saiffy: A lossie is a single ciragette out of the package. Get your mind out the gutter.

@ Ast.: I don't know whatever to feel insulted or...I just feel insulted.

astuarlen
Aug 31, 2006, 06:38 PM
*drops a semi-colony*

Saiffy
Aug 31, 2006, 07:35 PM
I DECLARE LOSSIE IS A WORD FOR BLO-

OH SHI

Shadowpawn
Aug 31, 2006, 07:47 PM
OH SHI- indeed.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 31, 2006, 09:31 PM
The kid probably caught wind of your "kid @ heart" persona online in the FKL's.

Those crazy next door kids mess around in the garage in my place. :/

"Give me a soda or give me a dollar!"

"Who are you, again?"

"SODA! DOLLAR!"

"What? Why?"

Shadowpawn
Aug 31, 2006, 09:54 PM
You should have just given him an empty soda bottle with half a dollar in it.

"There's your soda dollar kid."

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 31, 2006, 10:06 PM
They stole a remote and changed the TV to Disney Channel with volume on 50 and stayed there for like an hour. =[

Shadowpawn
Aug 31, 2006, 10:10 PM
Throw a shoe at them?

Scrub
Sep 1, 2006, 12:40 AM
Loosie.

Moo2u
Sep 1, 2006, 01:05 AM
Goosie

Skuda
Sep 1, 2006, 01:12 AM
floosie

saturnihilist
Sep 1, 2006, 01:27 AM
supercalafragalisticixpealadotious

Skuda
Sep 1, 2006, 01:32 AM
NEIN

astuarlen
Sep 1, 2006, 08:05 AM
Esspawn is a loose woman gorilla who escaped from the zoo.

washuguy
Sep 1, 2006, 08:20 AM
On 2006-08-31 17:35, Saiffy wrote:
I DECLARE LOSSIE IS A WORD FOR BLO-

OH SHI

Now that's just real f***** up...

ABDUR101
Sep 1, 2006, 12:53 PM
On 2006-08-31 23:12, Skuda wrote:
floosie


Fitting!

Interesting though. One of my younger nephews used to steal matches/lighters and start small fires in his parents' house and mine. Eventually took to nabbing cigarettes because he thought he was big enough to smoke if his mom did. So my dad takes him outside, says ok, you wanna smoke, we'll smoke together like real men do. Gives him a cig, lights it and my nephew of course isn't inhaling, so my dad goes "No no, you're not doing it right. You have to inhale it, thats how you smoke. Suck through it like a straw." And he commences to show my nephew him inhaling and then blowing smoke.

So, nephew takes a big, deep inhale, and there was much sputtering, spattering and attempting to breath, and my dad just laughed at him and said "There, thats how you smoke, not as fun as you thought huh?"

Poor haya. "Soda! Dollah!" I'd have prolly burst out laughing if some kid came up to me and made a demand like that. If I were able to stop laughing long enough, I'm not sure what I'd even be able to respond to that.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 1, 2006, 08:29 PM
It was like 5 of them screaming nearly the same demand at the same time.

I only got the jist of the soda dollar fiasco demands.

They also all ganged up on the smallest girl to slap her around when she was on the ab-exercise machine thing. Only when she started crying did these jerk kids stop. I comforted her to the best of my ability and even though it wasn't that much a injury, I gave her some ice in a bag.

Now I never open the damn garage if I don't have to. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Imagine if your pop's had some real thick cigars or some other wacky tobaccy(give the kid some big league tar chew!) rather than filtered/packed cancer sticks.

TheOneHero
Sep 1, 2006, 09:11 PM
poosie

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 1, 2006, 09:17 PM
On 2006-09-01 19:11, TheOneHero wrote:
poosie


*Flush*

NOUSEE

TheOneHero
Sep 1, 2006, 09:18 PM
Poop! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 1, 2006, 09:19 PM
Smirkie.

Shadowpawn
Sep 2, 2006, 11:31 AM
On 2006-09-01 18:29, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:


They also all ganged up on the smallest girl to slap her around when she was on the ab-exercise machine thing. Only when she started crying did these jerk kids stop. I comforted her to the best of my ability and even though it wasn't that much a injury, I gave her some ice in a bag.




How old were these kids?

Daikarin
Sep 2, 2006, 12:06 PM
Once a 10-year-old asked me for a cigarette.

I told him I don't smoke.

Made me look dumb. ;(