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Soinkus
Sep 7, 2006, 02:36 AM
My name is Bologai Stewards. I am dead due to a tragic misunderstanding. How did my life get twisted upside down? Well it all started a few weeks back... I had just parked in the lot of Habbo Hotel. A few days before I had booked a room, as I had to stay in the city for a business conference. I walked into the lobby, and was met by the eyes of everyone. I don't think I'm very ugly, or odd looking. I'm a 6'2" black man, and at the time of the event, I was wearing a suit and an afro, but for some reason, this got everybody's attention. I walked up to the counter and said to the clerk "I have a reserved room under Bologai Stewards." She stared at me for a moment, and then asked "Is this some kind of joke?" "No joke, ma'am. On Monday I booked a room for myself under Bologai Stewards. I should be in the records." She paused, and then turned to her computer and began typing. I glanced at the screen as she stopped. Sure enough, my name was on there. She turned back to me, "May I see some ID?" I gave her every form of identification I had on me, and she still seemed suspicious of me. I thought nothing of it, identity theft must've been common in the area. At last she called a guard to direct me to my room. Now THAT's service!

After I arrived in my room, I looked at my watch. There wasn't a lot of traffic on the way into the city, so I had arrived several hours earlier than the meeting was scheduled. I thought it would be a good idea to go up to the rooftop to relax in the pool. The rooftop was a lively place, which made it hard to navigate through the crowds. As I crawled through the crowds, I noticed an official looking man approaching the pool. He tipped his sunglasses down to get a better view of things, and then removed a small vial from his pocket.

He held the vial over the pool, and then popped the lid off, pouring a red liquid into the pool. Now, I've swimmed in pools before, and I've seen chlorine. That was NOT chlorine that man was putting in the pool. It was the same red liquid my wife died of a few years earlier. AIDs. "THE POOL HAS AIDS!" I screamed as I began running after the man. He quickly noticed me and vanished into the frantic crowds. "EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL! THE POOL HAS AIDS!" In minutes, security guards had grabbed me and escorted me to my room, where more hotel workers awaited me. A businessman put down his comb and turned to me, "Why did you put the AIDs in the pool, Mr.Stewards?" I shook my head. "Lawd no! I didn't put that AIDs in the pool! But I saw who did!" The businessmen whispered to eachother, and then turned back to me. "Describe this man, please, Mr.Stewards." I let it all out. "He was a tall man, a little bit shorter than me. He had spiky blonde hair and sunglasses. He was wearing a blue suit that kind of looked like mine, but with no tie. He was wearing navy pants and shiny black shoes with no laces!" A smug voice boomed from behind me. "Someone like me?"

I turned around. It was him. The man that tried to kill the people in the pool."THAT'S HIM! THAT'S THE MAN THAT PUT THE AIDS IN THE POOL!!" The businessmen and security guards stared at me, and then shook their heads. "Mr.Stewards, the man you just accused of putting AIDs in the pool is the OWNER of Habbo Hotel." I froze. This was not possible. "Why would he try to kill his own paying customers? We do not take kindly to such rude and baseless accusations here at Habbo Hotel, sir, and I am going to have to ask you to leave!" I turned back to the owner, still bearing that sickening smug grin.

That was it. I had lost all control. I charged at the man and began hitting him with all of my strength. The guards struggled to pull me off of him, but finally managed to tackle me to the floor. The owner crawled back up and wiped the blood from his lip. "Habbo Hotel does not stand for accusations or attacks against it's staff. Guards, remove him immediately." The guards dragged me out of my room and into the elevator. They had fun kicking me in the stomach in there. After we arrived in the lobby, they dragged me out and tossed me in the gutter unconcious. I awoke some time later, in what appeared to be a hospital. I looked at the beds around me, but only one was occupied. The poor sap was in a full body cast. I crawled out of bed and looked around. It seemed a bit odd for a hospital to have so many beds lined up next to eachother with nothing dividing them. I opened the door, and saw a mirror image behind it. The mirror image spoke. "You okay?"

A few minutes later (after nearly suffering a heart attack from the drivers reckless speeding) the door opened again, and my questions were sadly answered. I was back in front of Habbo Hotel, only now it was being charged at by hundreds of fuzzy headed men with machine guns screaming "POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS!" Not knowing what to do, I followed the others and, almost by instinct, began shouting "POOL'S CLOSED" along with them. I entered the lobby to find it extremely different than what I had witnessed a few hours earlier. The once calm and peaceful square was now populated with these men, attacking and shooting everyone who wasn't with them. As I turned around I saw a man with a golf club preparing to swing at me. I didn't know wut to do, but in the panic, my finger slipped down on the trigger and fired. The man fell dead to the floor, but I did not have time to feel bad for what I had done. I heard sirens and, collectively, all of us realized the cops had arrived. The fros began running up stairs and into elevators, and not wanting to be banned, I followed. I didn't have to think this time about where they were heading.

The elevator door began to open. Through the light I could see people talking and swimming in the pool. The pool. The pool must be closed. Pool's closed due to AIDs. Before the door had finished opening, I squeezed through and began shooting. "POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS!" People began screaming in fear and running away. The owner (who I presumed had just finished delivering another dose of AIDs to the now closed pool) quickly fled. The other brothers could close the hotel, I had more important things to shoot. I ran back down to the lobby, which I had just remembered was full of cops. I must've forgotten about it. That's probably because that information wasn't important. "HOTEL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS! EVERYBODY OUT!" I made short work of the cops, and the fros they were holding thanked me with a shake of the head and a bob of the fro, and ran upstairs to join the others. I leaped over the counter and noticed someone moving on the floor. It was the clerk who waited on me earlier today. I crouched down and stared at her. She tried to talk, but I already knew she was trying to ask for help. I held her hand and said "I'm going to help you. I want you to hold this and never let go. Do you understand?" She nodded. I pulled a grenade out of my pocket and handed it to her. I pulled the pin out, smiled, and said "YO HOMES SMELL YOU LATER!"

Ether
Sep 7, 2006, 02:45 AM
tl;dr

Soinkus
Sep 7, 2006, 03:06 AM
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l271/soinkus/PBF068AD-Utter_Pig.jpg

Blitzkommando
Sep 7, 2006, 03:07 AM
In b4... o shi-

Soinkus
Sep 7, 2006, 03:09 AM
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l271/soinkus/The_Original_Powerpuff.gif

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l271/soinkus/Pink_makes_it_Punk_by_fraek.jpg

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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 7, 2006, 03:29 AM
I'm telling you, SpaceAIDS.

Perfect PSU characturu namuru.

Shattered_weasel
Sep 7, 2006, 10:18 AM
Congrats!

You know how to piece together memes.

DLShAdOw
Sep 7, 2006, 06:14 PM
On someday, an FKLer wrote:
Like hell i'm reading all that!


QFT

Nitro Vordex
Sep 7, 2006, 06:30 PM
what the hell, he can't tell you the story if he dead dawg!

YA D1G Cracka XD

Nogatorr
Sep 7, 2006, 06:31 PM
On 2006-09-07 16:14, DLShAdOw wrote:


On someday, an FKLer wrote:
Like hell i'm reading all that!


QFT



QFGJ (Quoted for Great Justice)

astuarlen
Sep 7, 2006, 07:40 PM
On 2006-09-07 16:31, Nogatorr wrote:


On 2006-09-07 16:14, DLShAdOw wrote:


On someday, an FKLer wrote:
Like hell i'm reading all that!


QFT



QFGJ (Quoted for Great Justice)


QFDT

Quoted for Dopple_Ted_

Nogatorr
Sep 7, 2006, 09:32 PM
On 2006-09-07 17:40, astuarlen wrote:


On 2006-09-07 16:31, Nogatorr wrote:


On 2006-09-07 16:14, DLShAdOw wrote:


On someday, an FKLer wrote:
Like hell i'm reading all that!


QFT



QFGJ (Quoted for Great Justice)


QFDT

Quoted for Dopple_Ted_



quantum fluctuation-dissipation theorem?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 8, 2006, 02:11 AM
Goodnight Canada.

KodiaX987
Sep 8, 2006, 09:13 AM
lol copypasta

Soinkus
Sep 8, 2006, 12:41 PM
Of course!

Leviathan
Sep 8, 2006, 04:10 PM
On 2006-09-07 01:09, Soinkus wrote:

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l271/soinkus/The_Original_Powerpuff.gif

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l271/soinkus/Pink_makes_it_Punk_by_fraek.jpg

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l271/soinkus/Girl_Snake.gifhttp://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l271/soinkus/Girl_Snake.gifhttp://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l271/soinkus/Girl_Snake.gif

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l271/soinkus/mmm___PINK_by_perfect1.png


I'm gonna make myspace layouts with those. =)

Soinkus
Sep 8, 2006, 04:47 PM
That's what I hadc originally used them for >_>