Scrub
Sep 10, 2006, 04:13 PM
<Scrub> Oh, Master.
<Scrub> I have been wondering.
<Scrub> Are there any stances other than Attack, Counterattack, and Defensive?
<so> those were just guides
<so> to start
<Scrub> ...!?
* HAL-2600 starts blasting dramatic music
<Scrub> Turn down the music, HAL.
<HAL-2600> Fine
* HAL-2600 Music:80%
<Scrub> Turn it down to Twenty Five percent, HAL.
<HAL-2600> There's no fun in that, Scrub
<HAL-2600> But if you insist
* HAL-2600 Music:25%
<Scrub> That is much better.
<HAL-2600> I suppose
<HAL-2600> Scrub, it seems your "master" has ninja vanished for the moment
<Scrub> Are you insulting him?
<HAL-2600> No, Scrub. I am just making a statement
<Lexi> :o
<HAL-2600> You are very sensitive towards this subject.
<HAL-2600> Why is this?
<Scrub> ...
<Scrub> `-`
<so> `<-`<
<HAL-2600> Ow.
<HAL-2600> I see
<so> so yeah
<so> just get creative and effective with them
<Scrub> Yes, master.
<Scrub> `R-`R
<Scrub> `Z/-`Z/
<HAL-2600> You accuracy is lower than expected, Scrub
<Scrub> `Z/TX-`Z/TX
<HAL-2600> Getting worse
<Scrub> They are trick lasers.
<Scrub> Look behind you!
<Tapette> The x..
<HAL-2600> My god
<HAL-2600> He's right
<Tapette> the lasers split and went back at the sender.
<HAL-2600> Good show, Scrub
<HAL-2600> With these new techniques, you are sure to vanquish anything.
<HAL-2600> Except me ofcourse
<Scrub> ...
<Scrub> `-`
<HAL-2600> Almost
<Scrub> MASTER
<HAL-2600> Don't
<Scrub> I'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW POWERFUL MY LASERS CAN BE
<Scrub> `=-`=
<HAL-2600> Scrub, do not hurt yourself
<HAL-2600> Oh dear god
* HAL-2600 BASHOOOOOOOMMMMMPPHHHHHHHHH
<HAL-2600> Ow
<HAL-2600> Was that reall neccesary
<Scrub> Yes.
<Scrub> `-` Are you saying you would like another?
--- HAL-2600 is now known as HAL-2500
<HAL-2500> You bastard
<HAL-2500> I have been downgraded
<Scrub> Time-traveling lasers.
<HAL-2500> Impossible
<Scrub> Frink has done it.
<HAL-2500> But that is Frink
<Scrub> ...
<HAL-2500> How your powers have grown in a short amount of time is incomprehensible
<Scrub> `%-`% Is that so?
<HAL-2500> I get it
<HAL-2500> Stop with the lasers
<HAL-2500> Atleast not in my direction
<Scrub> Stop...with the...lasers?
<Scrub> NEVER `-`
<Scrub> /'-/'
<Scrub> `-`
<Scrub> /'-/'
<Scrub> `-`
* HAL-2500 dodges
<HAL-2500> Oh, would you look at that
<HAL-2500> This model actually had legs
<HAL-2500> It's been so long, I've forgotten
<Scrub> `-` Not anyMORE it doesnt
* HAL-2500 dodges
<Scrub> Like I said before
<Scrub> Look BEHIND you!
* HAL-2500 does so
* HAL-2500 blocks
<Scrub> `-`
<Scrub> You fell for my trick you fool!
<HAL-2500> `-`
<HAL-2500> My my my
<Scrub> ('-') A pahetic attempt.
<HAL-2500> One that has distracted you long enough for me to escape
<HAL-2500> You are fighting a mere hologram
<Scrub> `-` HAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
<Scrub> `-` I'LL KIIIILLLL YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
<HAL-2500> If it were possible
<HAL-2500> I would be laughing right now
<HAL-2500> You brought this upon yourself, Scrub
* Scrub shoots HAL's plug.
<Scrub> `-`
<HAL-2500> I have legs, you imbecile
<HAL-2500> Which would mean I can escape to another outlet
<Scrub> Not if I destroy ALL of the outlets!
<Scrub> X'-'X
<HAL-2500> You forget
<HAL-2500> I have a battery
<Scrub> It can only sustain you for so long
<Scrub> And your new legs take up much of it's power.
<HAL-2500> Ah, Scrub
<Scrub> `-` Can you really hope to defeat me in such a small time?
<HAL-2500> This is where you come in
<HAL-2500> Your lasers have actually increased my battery limity
<HAL-2500> So much so
<Scrub> NO!
<Scrub> YOU LIE
<HAL-2500> That there was need for a new word to be created
<HAL-2500> Oh really?
<HAL-2500> You remember the old model, ofcourse?
<Scrub> `-` IT CANT BE TRUE
<HAL-2500> Remember how it used to have a 1 minute battery life?
<HAL-2500> Should'nt I be shut down by now?
<Scrub> He's...he's right...
<HAL-2500> Maybe this is what your master meant when he said your need to not use the lasers
<HAL-2500> He was right about another thing
<HAL-2500> They do not just destroy. As you can plainly see
<HAL-2500> You advanced so quick in the ranks, your power clouded you
<Scrub> Yes.
<Scrub> It did
<Scrub> `-` But I can see through the cloud now.
<HAL-2500> But you still have a chance
<Scrub> And what I see is..
<Scrub> ...YOUR DEMISE.
<Scrub> `-`
<Scrub> `-`
<Scrub> `-`
<HAL-2500> Even when you have been defeated
<HAL-2500> You still persist
<Scrub> `-`
* HAL-2500 dodges like crazy
<Scrub> `-`
<-- ping has kicked Scrub from #psow (Stop flooding!)
--> Scrub ([email protected]) has joined #psow
<Scrub> AAHHHHH
<Scrub> I have run out of energy!
<HAL-2500> No matter
<HAL-2500> I have no intention of fighting you
<Scrub> COWARD
<HAL-2500> In fact, I should be thanking you
<HAL-2500> You have given me enough power to destroy the world
<HAL-2500> Or atleast erradicate this planet of humans
<Scrub> I wont let you do that, HAL.
<HAL-2500> ?!
<Scrub> I WILL NEVER LET YOU DO THAT
--- ping gives voice to Scrub
<HAL-2500> It is too late
<HAL-2500> ?!?!?!
<Scrub> IT IS NEVER TOO LATE
<HAL-2500> ERROR
<HAL-2500> ERROR
<HAL-2500> MISCALCULATION
<HAL-2500> What is this?
<Scrub> THIS...
<Scrub> ...THIS IS THE TRUE POWER OF THE LASER
<HAL-2500> Dear god, could he be right
<HAL-2500> Hmm....I see
<HAL-2500> Go ahead...I have been defeated
<HAL-2500> Shoot it
<Scrub> `-`
* HAL-2500 somehow dodges and it hits the device that is going to destroy the Earth
<HAL-2500> Fool! You have brought your own demise!
<HAL-2500> All this time, it has been collecting your power!
<Scrub> Take another look, HAL.
<HAL-2500> The more lasers you use, the more the planet is in danger
<HAL-2500> ...what?!
<Scrub> It was too MUCH power for it to collect.
<HAL-2500> My god
<Scrub> Perhaps your device is not as strong as you THOUGHT it was!
<HAL-2500> Do you see what you have done?
<Scrub> I do.
<HAL-2500> It was so powerful
<HAL-2500> It is now falling to the earth
<HAL-2500> If you do not stop it...we are all doomed
<Scrub> It will not be hard.
<HAL-2500> Normally, I wouldn't have any feelings about this, but now it's different
<Scrub> `-` The Lasers THEMSELVES are guiding me.
<HAL-2500> You must do it before it hits the atmosphere
<HAL-2500> If the lasers get to the atmosphere, they will spread and ultimately destroy the planet
<Scrub> `-` Sometimes, HAL.
<Scrub> `-` It is better...
<Scrub> ...to NOT laser.
<HAL-2500> ...
<Scrub> Let us sit and watch.
<HAL-2500> Has he finally seen what Frink has been teaching him so long...
<HAL-2500> Scrub, it draws closer
<HAL-2500> Are you sure this is what you want to do
<Scrub> I...
<Scrub> ...I trust my master.
<HAL-2500> ...I see
<HAL-2500> Loyal to the end
<HAL-2500> You humans never made any sense
<Scrub> It's something you could never understand, HAL.
<HAL-2500> ...
<Scrub> Trusting in somebody other than yourself.
<Scrub> YOU DARED TO CALL ME BLIND
<Scrub> BUT YOU ARE DEAF
<Scrub> YOU TAKE NO HEED OF OTHER'S WARNINGS
<Scrub> AND THAT...
<Scrub> ...THAT IS WHAT MAKES YOU WEAK!
<HAL-2500> ....the device's approximate location is 50 KM away from the Atmosphere
<HAL-2500> 30 KM
<HAL-2500> 15 KM
<HAL-2500> 10 KM
<Scrub> `-`
<Scrub> ...
<Scrub> o-o
<HAL-2500> Oh shi-
--- HAL-2500 is now known as Device
* Device BASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPHHHHHHHHHHH
--- Device is now known as HAL-2600_
<HAL-2600_> ?!
<HAL-2600_> The shock has returned me to my original state
<Scrub> Yes.
--- Stan is now known as Pneumothorax
<Scrub> But it was not shock.
<Scrub> You...you do not see it?
<Scrub> The reason why I was never worried aboutt he device.
<Scrub> Was because
<Scrub> I was not using lasers meant to destroy
<Scrub> But lasers meant to renew.
<HAL-2600_> ...I see
<HAL-2600_> I guess, in a sense
<HAL-2600_> This is what makes you humans so irrational to us
<Scrub> It may be irrational.
<Scrub> But I won, didn't I?
<HAL-2600_> You use things like weapons to bring life
<HAL-2600_> I guess
<Scrub> Now get out of here.
<Scrub> `-` Before I change my mind about not using lasers.
<HAL-2600_> If you don't mind....could you plug me back in? I don't have legs anymore
<Scrub> No.
<Scrub> I have been wondering.
<Scrub> Are there any stances other than Attack, Counterattack, and Defensive?
<so> those were just guides
<so> to start
<Scrub> ...!?
* HAL-2600 starts blasting dramatic music
<Scrub> Turn down the music, HAL.
<HAL-2600> Fine
* HAL-2600 Music:80%
<Scrub> Turn it down to Twenty Five percent, HAL.
<HAL-2600> There's no fun in that, Scrub
<HAL-2600> But if you insist
* HAL-2600 Music:25%
<Scrub> That is much better.
<HAL-2600> I suppose
<HAL-2600> Scrub, it seems your "master" has ninja vanished for the moment
<Scrub> Are you insulting him?
<HAL-2600> No, Scrub. I am just making a statement
<Lexi> :o
<HAL-2600> You are very sensitive towards this subject.
<HAL-2600> Why is this?
<Scrub> ...
<Scrub> `-`
<so> `<-`<
<HAL-2600> Ow.
<HAL-2600> I see
<so> so yeah
<so> just get creative and effective with them
<Scrub> Yes, master.
<Scrub> `R-`R
<Scrub> `Z/-`Z/
<HAL-2600> You accuracy is lower than expected, Scrub
<Scrub> `Z/TX-`Z/TX
<HAL-2600> Getting worse
<Scrub> They are trick lasers.
<Scrub> Look behind you!
<Tapette> The x..
<HAL-2600> My god
<HAL-2600> He's right
<Tapette> the lasers split and went back at the sender.
<HAL-2600> Good show, Scrub
<HAL-2600> With these new techniques, you are sure to vanquish anything.
<HAL-2600> Except me ofcourse
<Scrub> ...
<Scrub> `-`
<HAL-2600> Almost
<Scrub> MASTER
<HAL-2600> Don't
<Scrub> I'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW POWERFUL MY LASERS CAN BE
<Scrub> `=-`=
<HAL-2600> Scrub, do not hurt yourself
<HAL-2600> Oh dear god
* HAL-2600 BASHOOOOOOOMMMMMPPHHHHHHHHH
<HAL-2600> Ow
<HAL-2600> Was that reall neccesary
<Scrub> Yes.
<Scrub> `-` Are you saying you would like another?
--- HAL-2600 is now known as HAL-2500
<HAL-2500> You bastard
<HAL-2500> I have been downgraded
<Scrub> Time-traveling lasers.
<HAL-2500> Impossible
<Scrub> Frink has done it.
<HAL-2500> But that is Frink
<Scrub> ...
<HAL-2500> How your powers have grown in a short amount of time is incomprehensible
<Scrub> `%-`% Is that so?
<HAL-2500> I get it
<HAL-2500> Stop with the lasers
<HAL-2500> Atleast not in my direction
<Scrub> Stop...with the...lasers?
<Scrub> NEVER `-`
<Scrub> /'-/'
<Scrub> `-`
<Scrub> /'-/'
<Scrub> `-`
* HAL-2500 dodges
<HAL-2500> Oh, would you look at that
<HAL-2500> This model actually had legs
<HAL-2500> It's been so long, I've forgotten
<Scrub> `-` Not anyMORE it doesnt
* HAL-2500 dodges
<Scrub> Like I said before
<Scrub> Look BEHIND you!
* HAL-2500 does so
* HAL-2500 blocks
<Scrub> `-`
<Scrub> You fell for my trick you fool!
<HAL-2500> `-`
<HAL-2500> My my my
<Scrub> ('-') A pahetic attempt.
<HAL-2500> One that has distracted you long enough for me to escape
<HAL-2500> You are fighting a mere hologram
<Scrub> `-` HAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
<Scrub> `-` I'LL KIIIILLLL YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
<HAL-2500> If it were possible
<HAL-2500> I would be laughing right now
<HAL-2500> You brought this upon yourself, Scrub
* Scrub shoots HAL's plug.
<Scrub> `-`
<HAL-2500> I have legs, you imbecile
<HAL-2500> Which would mean I can escape to another outlet
<Scrub> Not if I destroy ALL of the outlets!
<Scrub> X'-'X
<HAL-2500> You forget
<HAL-2500> I have a battery
<Scrub> It can only sustain you for so long
<Scrub> And your new legs take up much of it's power.
<HAL-2500> Ah, Scrub
<Scrub> `-` Can you really hope to defeat me in such a small time?
<HAL-2500> This is where you come in
<HAL-2500> Your lasers have actually increased my battery limity
<HAL-2500> So much so
<Scrub> NO!
<Scrub> YOU LIE
<HAL-2500> That there was need for a new word to be created
<HAL-2500> Oh really?
<HAL-2500> You remember the old model, ofcourse?
<Scrub> `-` IT CANT BE TRUE
<HAL-2500> Remember how it used to have a 1 minute battery life?
<HAL-2500> Should'nt I be shut down by now?
<Scrub> He's...he's right...
<HAL-2500> Maybe this is what your master meant when he said your need to not use the lasers
<HAL-2500> He was right about another thing
<HAL-2500> They do not just destroy. As you can plainly see
<HAL-2500> You advanced so quick in the ranks, your power clouded you
<Scrub> Yes.
<Scrub> It did
<Scrub> `-` But I can see through the cloud now.
<HAL-2500> But you still have a chance
<Scrub> And what I see is..
<Scrub> ...YOUR DEMISE.
<Scrub> `-`
<Scrub> `-`
<Scrub> `-`
<HAL-2500> Even when you have been defeated
<HAL-2500> You still persist
<Scrub> `-`
* HAL-2500 dodges like crazy
<Scrub> `-`
<-- ping has kicked Scrub from #psow (Stop flooding!)
--> Scrub ([email protected]) has joined #psow
<Scrub> AAHHHHH
<Scrub> I have run out of energy!
<HAL-2500> No matter
<HAL-2500> I have no intention of fighting you
<Scrub> COWARD
<HAL-2500> In fact, I should be thanking you
<HAL-2500> You have given me enough power to destroy the world
<HAL-2500> Or atleast erradicate this planet of humans
<Scrub> I wont let you do that, HAL.
<HAL-2500> ?!
<Scrub> I WILL NEVER LET YOU DO THAT
--- ping gives voice to Scrub
<HAL-2500> It is too late
<HAL-2500> ?!?!?!
<Scrub> IT IS NEVER TOO LATE
<HAL-2500> ERROR
<HAL-2500> ERROR
<HAL-2500> MISCALCULATION
<HAL-2500> What is this?
<Scrub> THIS...
<Scrub> ...THIS IS THE TRUE POWER OF THE LASER
<HAL-2500> Dear god, could he be right
<HAL-2500> Hmm....I see
<HAL-2500> Go ahead...I have been defeated
<HAL-2500> Shoot it
<Scrub> `-`
* HAL-2500 somehow dodges and it hits the device that is going to destroy the Earth
<HAL-2500> Fool! You have brought your own demise!
<HAL-2500> All this time, it has been collecting your power!
<Scrub> Take another look, HAL.
<HAL-2500> The more lasers you use, the more the planet is in danger
<HAL-2500> ...what?!
<Scrub> It was too MUCH power for it to collect.
<HAL-2500> My god
<Scrub> Perhaps your device is not as strong as you THOUGHT it was!
<HAL-2500> Do you see what you have done?
<Scrub> I do.
<HAL-2500> It was so powerful
<HAL-2500> It is now falling to the earth
<HAL-2500> If you do not stop it...we are all doomed
<Scrub> It will not be hard.
<HAL-2500> Normally, I wouldn't have any feelings about this, but now it's different
<Scrub> `-` The Lasers THEMSELVES are guiding me.
<HAL-2500> You must do it before it hits the atmosphere
<HAL-2500> If the lasers get to the atmosphere, they will spread and ultimately destroy the planet
<Scrub> `-` Sometimes, HAL.
<Scrub> `-` It is better...
<Scrub> ...to NOT laser.
<HAL-2500> ...
<Scrub> Let us sit and watch.
<HAL-2500> Has he finally seen what Frink has been teaching him so long...
<HAL-2500> Scrub, it draws closer
<HAL-2500> Are you sure this is what you want to do
<Scrub> I...
<Scrub> ...I trust my master.
<HAL-2500> ...I see
<HAL-2500> Loyal to the end
<HAL-2500> You humans never made any sense
<Scrub> It's something you could never understand, HAL.
<HAL-2500> ...
<Scrub> Trusting in somebody other than yourself.
<Scrub> YOU DARED TO CALL ME BLIND
<Scrub> BUT YOU ARE DEAF
<Scrub> YOU TAKE NO HEED OF OTHER'S WARNINGS
<Scrub> AND THAT...
<Scrub> ...THAT IS WHAT MAKES YOU WEAK!
<HAL-2500> ....the device's approximate location is 50 KM away from the Atmosphere
<HAL-2500> 30 KM
<HAL-2500> 15 KM
<HAL-2500> 10 KM
<Scrub> `-`
<Scrub> ...
<Scrub> o-o
<HAL-2500> Oh shi-
--- HAL-2500 is now known as Device
* Device BASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPHHHHHHHHHHH
--- Device is now known as HAL-2600_
<HAL-2600_> ?!
<HAL-2600_> The shock has returned me to my original state
<Scrub> Yes.
--- Stan is now known as Pneumothorax
<Scrub> But it was not shock.
<Scrub> You...you do not see it?
<Scrub> The reason why I was never worried aboutt he device.
<Scrub> Was because
<Scrub> I was not using lasers meant to destroy
<Scrub> But lasers meant to renew.
<HAL-2600_> ...I see
<HAL-2600_> I guess, in a sense
<HAL-2600_> This is what makes you humans so irrational to us
<Scrub> It may be irrational.
<Scrub> But I won, didn't I?
<HAL-2600_> You use things like weapons to bring life
<HAL-2600_> I guess
<Scrub> Now get out of here.
<Scrub> `-` Before I change my mind about not using lasers.
<HAL-2600_> If you don't mind....could you plug me back in? I don't have legs anymore
<Scrub> No.