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MadEwokHerd
Sep 11, 2006, 08:11 PM
I have figured out the meaning of life. We are all the thoughts of a chicken. Named Ron. He rules the universe, and our sole purpose is to fulfill our quota of Chicken McNuggets.


Here is a picture of Ron.

http://homepage.mac.com/saeculum/CivicDoody/chicken.jpg

Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 08:13 PM
Can someone give me permission to knife this "MadEwokHerd" person? Please?

Skuda
Sep 11, 2006, 08:26 PM
http://www5b.biglobe.ne.jp/~madison/worst/black/life/life_1.jpg

Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 08:36 PM
Is that a yes or what?

Leviathan
Sep 11, 2006, 08:37 PM
This is what I brought you, this you can keep.
This is what I brought, you may forget me.
I promise to depart just promise one thing.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.

This is what I brought you, this you can keep.
This is what I brought, you may forget me.
I promised you my heart just promise to sing.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.

(Oh-uh, Oh-uh, Oh-uh, Oh-uh, Oh-uh, Oh-uh)
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.


(Oh-uh, Oh-uh)

This is what I thought, I thought you’d need me.
This is what I thought, so think me naive.
I'd promised you a heart, you'd promise to keep.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.

(Oh-uh, Oh-uh, Oh-uh, Oh-uh, Oh-uh, Oh-uh)

Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.

(Oh-uh, Oh-uh, Oh-uh, Oh-uh, Oh-uh, Oh-uh)

Kiss my eyes and lay me to...sleep.
(Oh-uh, Oh-uh)

AFi~Prelude 12/21

Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 08:40 PM
Are you singing to me?

MadEwokHerd
Sep 11, 2006, 08:45 PM
What does that have to do with Ron? I see no Chicken McNuggets anywhere in that whole thing. Therefore, I am driven to put this...
Now let's see what you're made of
He is coming, you can't run
Violators that get caught
Will wish that they'd never been born

Exterminator
You are dead
Mutilate

Sharpened razor
Takes your head
Jugulator

Predit hater
You are trapped
Decimate

Desecrator
Your neck snapped
Jugulator

Jugulator he is near
Attracted by the stench of fear
Part demonic part machine
Hungry and it's time to feed

Iron claws and fangs of steel
Dripping from his tasty meal
Now it's time to jugulate
Feel your skull disintegrate

Jugulator killing time now
Reaches in and rips your spine out

Violator
Big mistake
Mutilate

Vindicator
Rib cage break

Flesh and bones
Are massacred

Jugulator
Desecrator
Jugulator

Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 08:47 PM
You're so close to getting knifed.

Leviathan
Sep 11, 2006, 08:48 PM
i dont like metal that much

Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 08:50 PM
Agreed.

MadEwokHerd
Sep 11, 2006, 08:50 PM
How can you not like Judas Priest? Now, Jugulator is with Ripper Owens, which when Priest wasn't as good because it wasn't with Halford, but I put that to scare you with the Word of Ron. You see, Jugulator is really Ron. Only he isn't part machine; he's part demonic, part chicken.



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Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 08:52 PM
Try listening to Lividity, my friend listens to them, I don't know why. He's just a normal prep kind of kid, it's odd.

Leviathan
Sep 11, 2006, 08:52 PM
Umm Red Hot Chilli Peppers. <3
Good Charlotte. <3
AFi. <3

MadEwokHerd
Sep 11, 2006, 08:57 PM
Something I have noticed: Only three people have posted here, yet none of you two have mentioned Ron. Why is that?

Leviathan
Sep 11, 2006, 08:58 PM
ron is a chicken. <<pun definately intended!>>
that also makes her a she.

Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 09:00 PM
Actually Skuda posted once, wonder where he went?

Leviathan
Sep 11, 2006, 09:02 PM
to get the ice cuz some hurtin is gonna be goin around. all we need is DizzyDi to say something important.

MadEwokHerd
Sep 11, 2006, 09:02 PM
No. Ron is a He. Despite being a chicken, Ron can do whatever Ron wants. And besides, I can be 100% certain that it is in fact a MAN in that chicken suit. Ron is therefore a male. How is ,"Ron is a chicken" an intended pun?

geewj
Sep 11, 2006, 09:05 PM
1)If everything is possible, then isn't it possible that something is impossible?

No, that wold be impossible in a world where everything was possible.

Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 09:05 PM
Ron is a man, huh? And you know this for sure? He must've tossed your salad or something, being that if he is a man; he has a shwartz (not the Spaceballs version) and when you say that he is a man implies that you've either had to have seen/touch his shwartz to be sure, which is by all means wrong.

MadEwokHerd
Sep 11, 2006, 09:07 PM
I think that we need to be graced with the presence of The Moo2u, because he's awesome, and he could help people understand who Ron is. Everybody loves The Moo2u. EVERYBODY.

Leviathan
Sep 11, 2006, 09:08 PM
ya thats true. hes canadian and they do have milk bags.

Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 09:11 PM
Speak for yourselves...

MadEwokHerd
Sep 11, 2006, 09:13 PM
In a world where anything is possible, then it is impossible for something to be impossible. But that is wrong there, because something is impossible. Therefore, you failed.

If GodRon is loving, and love is blind, and Ray Charles is blind, this then makes Ray Charles GodRon by use of the trasitive property.

Leviathan
Sep 11, 2006, 09:16 PM
The Killers. <3
No Doubt. <3
My Chemical Romance. <3 sometimes.
Mariah Carey. <3
The Black Eyed Peas. <3
Rap. <3
Reggaeton. <3
R & B. <3
The Fray. <3

geewj
Sep 11, 2006, 09:17 PM
On 2006-09-11 19:13, MadEwokHerd wrote:
In a world where anything is possible, then it is impossible for something to be impossible. But that is wrong there, because something is impossible. Therefore, you failed.

Only if this world is also full of people who don't know what double negitives are.



impossible for something to be impossible

impossible + impossible = possible

MadEwokHerd
Sep 11, 2006, 09:18 PM
No. What are you doing. STOP IT! No more soup kitchen soup for you until further notice.

Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 09:19 PM
Welcome to Logic 101.



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MadEwokHerd
Sep 11, 2006, 09:21 PM
I cannot find out what impossible+impossible is equal to unless i have a definition of the varialbles.

Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 09:25 PM
Actually you can. It's exactly like Geewj said, negative + negative in logic = a positive. I can't not explain it any better = I can explain it better.

MadEwokHerd
Sep 11, 2006, 09:29 PM
No. Because Geewj is a liar. He says he's cooler than Jesus. And NOBODY is cooler than Ted Nugent. Not even The Moo2u is that awesome.

Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 09:31 PM
Just admit it, you failed. Get over it.

MadEwokHerd
Sep 11, 2006, 09:33 PM
No I haven't. Because the logic of a negative plus a negative is faulty. -1 +-1 is not >0. I haven't failed, unless every mathemetician has failed and all our math teachers have failed in a teachings. It is not a negative multiplied by a negative...if it were, then I'd admit that I have failed. But I haven't yet.

geewj
Sep 11, 2006, 09:40 PM
You mean -(-1) = 1

Skuda
Sep 11, 2006, 09:40 PM
On 2006-09-11 19:00, Rion772 wrote:
Actually Skuda posted once, wonder where he went?




asleep in class =_=


more meanings of life


http://www.cinebel.be/pics/b4762.jpg

Leviathan
Sep 11, 2006, 09:40 PM
Eew!!

Rion772
Sep 11, 2006, 09:41 PM
Oh my god. You are so wrong and it makes me laugh. Logic is not like normal math for one. And for 2, if you say "I have not not done that." It means you have. There is 1 negative then another which just basically cancels the negatives out. It's common sense, seriously. Logic is a type of math that uses words, words like not, isn't, haven't, don't, aren't etc are the negatives, and is, has, are, do, etc are the postives. Just drop it, Geewj was right and so am I, even though we are proving the same point. I'm going to bed now, I'm tired.

MadEwokHerd
Sep 11, 2006, 10:21 PM
Whatever you say. I believe I am right, but you can think you're right. We will never know the right answer since everything will never be possible. Therefore, I say agree to disagree.

Moo2u
Sep 11, 2006, 11:56 PM
Ted and I don't really get along...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/Moo2u/Funny%20pics/nugent.jpg


By the way, anyone notice how this guy (http://www.pso-world.com/user.php?op=userinfo&uname=Logical2u) totally copied my name? Is that logical? I think not!

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 12:00 AM
Ron? Ron! igig?! Show me the Ron!

MadEwokHerd
Sep 12, 2006, 12:00 AM
Ted Nugent gets along with everybody...he is just that awesome. I'm sorry, but he is more awesome than you. You are a close second though. And now this forum is awesome, because it has the word of The Moo2u. In your face! Ron is important!

MadEwokHerd
Sep 12, 2006, 12:02 AM
First page, dude.

Moo2u
Sep 12, 2006, 12:03 AM
Well, got nothing wrong with his music. In fact Ted and I get along quite well. We're just always guitar dueling it out for Awesome Surpemicy, you understand.

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 12:03 AM
Ah, the quote has been filled.

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 12:05 AM
Yes, like a caged bird in a cave full of Dragons.

MadEwokHerd
Sep 12, 2006, 12:05 AM
Well, I understand. Ted Nugent is more awesome than anyone else. At least The Moo2u understands that The Moo2u isn't as awesome then Ted.

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 12:09 AM
Yes, like a singing Koala in a room half-full of angry cockroaches.

MadEwokHerd
Sep 12, 2006, 12:21 AM
Or Ron. Ron always wins. Except against Ted Nugent. Sometimes he can lose to Ted

BoxyBrown
Sep 12, 2006, 12:27 AM
y is everyone trying to use logic. of all the places to use logic this is the worst place to use it. So far MadEwokHerd makes more sense out of all of u because he is using the least logic. Give up there is nothing to prove. Lets get back on topic. Now about Ron... AWSOME. Praise Ron.

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 12:30 AM
On 2006-09-11 22:27, BoxyBrown wrote:
y is everyone trying to use logic. of all the places to use logic this is the worst place to use it. So far MadEwokHerd makes more sense out of all of u because he is using the least logic. Give up there is nothing to prove. Lets get back on topic. Now about Ron... AWSOME. Praise Ron.



Wouldn't it be more accurate to say that he is making the least sense because he is using the least logic? Although, he may be most fitting to the topic, he is still making the least sense. RON!

BoxyBrown
Sep 12, 2006, 12:35 AM
On 2006-09-11 22:30, Nogatorr wrote:


On 2006-09-11 22:27, BoxyBrown wrote:
y is everyone trying to use logic. of all the places to use logic this is the worst place to use it. So far MadEwokHerd makes more sense out of all of u because he is using the least logic. Give up there is nothing to prove. Lets get back on topic. Now about Ron... AWSOME. Praise Ron.



Wouldn't it be more accurate to say that he is making the least sense because he is using the least logic? Although, he may be most fitting to the topic, he is still making the least sense. RON!



No im saying that in this thread the less logic u use the more u make sense. Great now ur making me use logic. Well i think i had enough of FKL for tonight. ill check on this tomorrow.

DizzyDi
Sep 12, 2006, 06:43 AM
On 2006-09-11 19:02, Leviatha wrote:
to get the ice cuz some hurtin is gonna be goin around. all we need is DizzyDi to say something important.



I endorse this thread, and the ideas presented in it.

Moo2u
Sep 12, 2006, 10:02 AM
Huzza!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 12, 2006, 03:45 PM
Life's right here man:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/resizedwp.jpg

Do not trust cromagnunman with the hammer.
Murder murder murder.

MadEwokHerd
Sep 12, 2006, 06:18 PM
On 2006-09-12 04:43, DizzyDi wrote:

I endorse this thread, and the ideas presented in it.



Woo! Soon all will know who Ron is and why everyone has an insatiable urge for Chicken McNuggets.

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 06:20 PM
idon't kow.. I have an insatiable urge for what this guy is eating

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f309/wristomania/EatBaby.jpg

Ether
Sep 12, 2006, 06:51 PM
On 2006-09-11 18:11, MadEwokHerd wrote:

http://homepage.mac.com/saeculum/CivicDoody/chicken.jpg



SO CUTE I WANT TO TAKE IT HOME HAUUUUUUUUU!
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/5919/renaqe1.jpg

Ether
Sep 12, 2006, 06:52 PM
On 2006-09-12 16:52, Nogatorr wrote:


On 2006-09-12 16:51, Ether wrote:


On 2006-09-11 18:11, MadEwokHerd wrote:

http://homepage.mac.com/saeculum/CivicDoody/chicken.jpg



SO CUTE I WANT TO TAKE IT HOME HAUUUUUUUUU!
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/5919/renaqe1.jpg



o.0

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 06:52 PM
On 2006-09-12 16:51, Ether wrote:


On 2006-09-11 18:11, MadEwokHerd wrote:

http://homepage.mac.com/saeculum/CivicDoody/chicken.jpg



SO CUTE I WANT TO TAKE IT HOME HAUUUUUUUUU!
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/5919/renaqe1.jpg



o.0

Ether
Sep 12, 2006, 06:55 PM
On 2006-09-12 16:55, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:


http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/5919/renaqe1.jpg

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 12, 2006, 06:55 PM
image

Ether
Sep 12, 2006, 06:56 PM
On 2006-09-12 16:56, Nogatorr wrote:


On 2006-09-12 16:55, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:


SO CUTE I WANT TO TAKE IT HOME HAUUUUUUUUU!

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 06:56 PM
On 2006-09-12 16:55, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:


>.<

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 06:57 PM
On 2006-09-12 16:56, Ether wrote:


On 2006-09-12 16:56, Nogatorr wrote:


On 2006-09-12 16:55, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:


o.0

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 12, 2006, 06:58 PM
Break.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 12, 2006, 06:59 PM
Smoke, 5-iver.

Capeesh?

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 06:59 PM
Damn you

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 07:00 PM
De nada.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 12, 2006, 07:01 PM
Two for me none for you.

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 07:05 PM
No de nada.

MadEwokHerd
Sep 12, 2006, 07:07 PM
On 2006-09-12 17:05, Nogatorr wrote:
I once was assrammed by a Cadillac. Needless to say, there is a massive Caddilac up my ass. It was an Escalade.




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