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MadEwokHerd
Sep 12, 2006, 10:20 PM
1.Refer to The Moo2u as The Moo2u, otherwise The Moo2u's awesomeness will cause your head to explode.

2.The Moo2u always has sex on the first date. ALWAYS.

3.The Moo2u does whatever the fuck The Moo2u wants. If The Moo2u wishes to kill you, you must accept, because death at The Moo2u's awesome is the best way to die.

4.If The Moo2u tells a statement, it is true. The universe changes to accomodate for The Moo2u's statements. Then The Moo2u explodes your worthless head with sheer awesome.

5.If The Moo2u demands that you sacrifice your firstborn son to The Moo2u, you better fucking do it. Otherwise The Moo2u sends in his good friend Ted Nugent, who plays the most ass-kicking guitar lick in existance, causing you to shit your pants to death.

6. The Moo2u often times bowls with the severed heads of the unworthy. The Moo2u bowls a perfect game in all the lanes with one throw.

7.The Moo2u suicide bombs without killing The Moo2u

8. If The Moo2u says the dog ate The Moo2u's homework, the dog ate The Moo2u's fucking homework.

9. The Moo2u can smell your fear..

10. The Moo2u is awesome. If you question this, The Moo2u will personally rip your spine out and feast on your skull, heart, and soul.

Leviathan
Sep 12, 2006, 10:29 PM
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m90/rich_girl_latina/Leviathanbaddazz.jpg
Just as great! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Moo2u
Sep 12, 2006, 10:34 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/Moo2u/thumbsup_lg.jpg

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 10:43 PM
The Moo2u is too awesome for words to properly describe him.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

MadEwokHerd
Sep 12, 2006, 10:47 PM
On 2006-09-12 20:43, Nogatorr wrote:
The Moo2u is too awesome for words to properly describe The Moo2u

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!



Get it right. You may find that your head might explode from awesomeness

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 10:56 PM
What if I said The Him? No?

MadEwokHerd
Sep 12, 2006, 10:57 PM
No. The Moo2u. ALWAYS.

Nogatorr
Sep 12, 2006, 10:59 PM
Alright then supreme worshipper of The Moo2u.

MadEwokHerd
Sep 12, 2006, 11:23 PM
At least I have a position, other than doggie style with your mother.

Tystys
Sep 13, 2006, 02:34 PM
What the hell?

Since when did Moo2u get loved?!

DizzyDi
Sep 13, 2006, 03:32 PM
WILL RE-ARRANGE YOUR FACE

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7444/necoarceb9.gif





Wait...Wrong thread. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Nogatorr
Sep 13, 2006, 05:42 PM
On 2006-09-13 12:34, Tystys wrote:
What the hell?

Since when did Moo2u get loved?!



Don't make me use it.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f309/wristomania/swordkeytar.jpg

Moo2u
Sep 13, 2006, 09:48 PM
On 2006-09-13 12:34, Tystys wrote:
What the hell?

Since when did Moo2u get loved?!



You'd be surprised. Please refer to rule #2. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

Nogatorr
Sep 13, 2006, 09:49 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f309/wristomania/BOOYEAH.jpg

MadEwokHerd
Sep 13, 2006, 09:53 PM
I personally like #2 most.

http://static.flickr.com/41/120499406_4684f97b20_m.jpg