God gave me the wrong job.

[phongi]

This is how it went.

Tomeeboy: phongi...Ryna here told me that you have been torturing a girl by the name of Leviatha...
phongi: (Damn it Ryna, you weren't supposed to tell!!)
Ryna: ...(I couldn't resist.)...
phongi: No I haven't.
Tomeeboy: Yes you have. What does this say?
phongi: I...er...
Tomeeboy: A gaurdian angel like you should NOT be doing this to other people. Because of that you are being reasigned. You will now be her--
phongi: wth!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomeeboy: For interrupting me you will now have to be her servant.
phongi: NOOOO!!!!!! How can you do this to me???
Tomeeboy: Too bad phongi.
Ryna: Hahaha...
Dhylec: Hahaha...
--: Hahaha...
phongi: wtf! --!!!
--: I think I should leave now...


So now I live a terrible life.
<<begin suicidal thoughts>>

[Polly]

Awesome!

[phongi]

On 2006-09-18 12:30, Triela wrote:
Moo2u is AwesomeTerrible!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Leviatha and emo are not dating!

[Leviathan]

Leviathan rejects.

[phongi]

No!! I don't wanna take orders!

[Nogatorr]

God didn't give you a job because you have no soul.

[phongi]

ugh... <<protect Leviatha mode activate>>

[Leviathan]

Grr phongi get away! <<slams phongi with a guitar.>>

[Nogatorr]

Leviatha needs no protection. The only one who she should have to worry about is you, phongi, but luckily Princesses are immune to the attacks of the soulless.

[Leviathan]

^Ya I have Rion and Maximus Light<<I think??>> for the protection.

[phongi]

This job sucks.

[Nogatorr]

On 2006-09-18 16:17, Leviatha wrote:
^Ya I have Rion and Maximus Light<<I think??>> for the protection.



You wanna know what I use for protection?

[Leviathan]

Eew! Gross~do.od alert!!

[phongi]

On 2006-09-18 16:20, Nogatorr wrote:


On 2006-09-18 16:17, Leviatha wrote:
^Ya I have Rion and Maximus Light<<I think??>> for the protection.



You wanna know what I use for protection?



poo?

[Nogatorr]

What? I use a wall of undead babies. They don't complain and they're effective, not to mention, if I get hungry... well, you know.

[Nogatorr]

Too late phongi, I already answered. However, poo could make for useful camo.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2006-09-18 16:10, phongi wrote:
ugh... <<protect Leviatha mode activate>>


From who? You?

[Leviathan]

^ Too late!

Guitar smash!!

Handles like a zweihander, but is efficient as a katana.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Like what's her face:

Dizzy posted:

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4733/desirecombatjp2.jpg

Dual wielder?

[Nogatorr]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f309/wristomania/batMAN.jpg

[MaximusLight]

On 2006-09-18 16:17, Leviatha wrote:
^Ya I have Rion and Maximus Light<<I think??>> for the protection.



Yeah don't worry about that, but since he IS your sevant, can't you order him behave himself, stop killing people, stay 50km away from you, and act like a chicken?

(please at least do the chicken!)

[Leviathan]

^phongi do the chicken.

[Nogatorr]

How much you wanna bet that phongi is choking the chicken?

[MaximusLight]

On 2006-09-18 17:30, Nogatorr wrote:
How much you wanna bet that phongi is choking the chicken?



You know there are some things that the rest of us simply don't want to think about, I mean really, that even wrose than phongi. (did I just say what I think I did!?!)

[Nogatorr]

Yeah, you said wrose than phongi... whatever that means >.> I won't say what I had previously said again if you like, although I believe I have said worse around these parts.

[Tystys]

On 2006-09-18 12:27, phongi wrote:
This is how it went.

--: I think I should leave now...



It's that son of a bitch in my sig!

COME OUT YA BASTAD!

[BeeYee]

TAKE COVER LEVIATHA! HES GONNA RAPE YOU... thats to be expected from phongi.

[phongi]

Kills BeeYee. Does the chicken.

[DizzyDi]

Wu-Tang Killa Beez!

[Nogatorr]

On 2006-09-18 18:20, phongi wrote:
Kills BeeYee. Chokes the chicken.



WHOA! You have gone too far this time phongi!

[Tystys]

On 2006-09-18 18:21, DizzyDi wrote:
Wu-Tang Killa Beez!



Zuh zuh zuh zuh zuh.

zuh zuh zuh

zuhzuhzuhzuhzuhzuhz

zuh zuh zuh, zuh zuh zuh zuh zuh zuh zuh zuh zuhz.


It's the ghetto beez

[DizzyDi]

Let the poppers pop, and the breakers break.

[Tystys]

Just shake that ahhhhhss bitch and letme see what you got...

[DizzyDi]

And ya skin is way softer than a baby's bottom

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Bawitaba da bang da bang -Kid Rock

Ba ba ba ba ba dang da dang dang ding dong -Blue Moon

[Tystys]

It's so fun doing this.

Whatever it is.

Let's do it again.

[Nogatorr]

On 2006-09-18 22:03, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Bawitaba da bang da bang -Kid Rock

Ba ba ba ba ba dang da dang dang ding dong -Blue Moon



"I am, Heart of the Devil" - Danzig.