Cat Naps with your Cat [Archive]

HUnewearl_Meira

Sep 28, 2006, 02:14 PM

My cat likes to sleep at the head of my bed between my wife and I.

It's been a while, but related to this, I would wake up in the middle of the night, confused. There was an abrasive sensation on my forehead, and I didn't understand it. I woke my wife up one night, asking her, "WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT??"

If I put my hand over the spot, it would stop, but when I took my hand away, it would begin again. It took me a couple of weeks to figure it out. THE CAT WAS LICKING MY FOREHEAD. Thus, my midnight confusion.

Wyndham

Sep 28, 2006, 03:05 PM

my kitten likes to sleep next to me, and her brother attacks me while I'm asleep.

Moo2u

Sep 28, 2006, 03:43 PM

I vote that my cat is pretty and smells nice.

DizzyDi

Sep 28, 2006, 04:04 PM

ALAS, COUNTLESS CHANCES FOR SEXUAL INNUENDO!

Moo2u

Sep 28, 2006, 04:06 PM

On 2006-09-28 14:04, DizzyDi wrote:
ALAS, COUNTLESS CHANCES FOR SEXUAL INNUENDO!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/snoopdoggshakinghead.gif

Wyndham

Sep 28, 2006, 04:09 PM

On 2006-09-28 14:06, Moo2u wrote:

On 2006-09-28 14:04, DizzyDi wrote:
ALAS, COUNTLESS CHANCES FOR SEXUAL INNUENDO!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/snoopdoggshakinghead.gif

damn, he did it first.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Sep 28, 2006, 04:30 PM

On 2006-09-28 14:04, DizzyDi wrote:
ALAS, COUNTLESS CHANCES FOR SEXUAL INNUENDO!

Puss in Boots went on an adventure, which was turned into a hardcore pixel pushing game from book adaptation.

MadEwokHerd

Sep 28, 2006, 04:51 PM

The only thing cuter than a cat nap with a cat:a cat nap with a cat and little babies. Even Hitler would melt because it's just so damn cute.

Wyndham

Sep 28, 2006, 05:23 PM

On 2006-09-28 14:51, MadEwokHerd wrote:
The only thing cuter than a cat nap with a cat:a cat nap with a cat and little babies. Even Hitler would melt because it's just so damn cute.

you are correct, sir!

MadEwokHerd

Sep 28, 2006, 05:25 PM

Shocking that one came out of me. Normally I'd say eat babies...but name one thing cuter then what I said. And saying more cats/kittens or babies is cheating.

Rion772

Sep 28, 2006, 06:10 PM

On 2006-09-28 12:14, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
My cat likes to sleep at the head of my bed between my wife and I.

It's been a while, but related to this, I would wake up in the middle of the night, confused. There was an abrasive sensation on my forehead, and I didn't understand it. I woke my wife up one night, asking her, "WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT??"

If I put my hand over the spot, it would stop, but when I took my hand away, it would begin again. It took me a couple of weeks to figure it out. THE CAT WAS LICKING MY FOREHEAD. Thus, my midnight confusion.

Lmao.

Nogatorr

Sep 28, 2006, 06:15 PM

I can't believe MEH actually said something about cuteness.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Sep 28, 2006, 07:23 PM

Did you know there's a poster here also named simply "Meh"?

Tallus

Sep 28, 2006, 08:04 PM

naps with your cat... pure heaven. except that time my cat woke me up at 4:00 am by walking on my face http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Moo2u

Sep 28, 2006, 09:28 PM

On 2006-09-28 17:23, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Did you know there's a poster here also named simply "Meh"?

It's also my mood apparently...meh....

Nogatorr

Sep 28, 2006, 10:57 PM

On 2006-09-28 17:23, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Did you know there's a poster here also named simply "Meh"?

Yeah, but I said MEH, as an acronym, not Meh.

WillSmith

Sep 29, 2006, 12:21 AM

http://www.baggsbunnies.com/photos/cobayes%20jeunes%20sows.jpg

Jozon

Sep 29, 2006, 04:57 AM

You gonna get loved tenderly

Schubalts

Sep 29, 2006, 09:16 AM

Naps with cats are fun. Until you have a 13 pound furball sleeping on your ribs http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Solstis

Sep 29, 2006, 11:18 AM

It's all good until the cat decides to stand on you.

*harasses kitty with baby talk*

MadEwokHerd

Sep 29, 2006, 04:42 PM

It's all good until the cat keeps waking you up in the middle of the night...then I usually kick the cat out of my room. Or if it decides that my pillow belongs to it. Then I get no pillow.

Tystys

Sep 29, 2006, 04:45 PM

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CAT
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SICK FUCKERS DO WITH MY FUCKING CAT

Nogatorr

Sep 29, 2006, 04:47 PM

Wouldn't you like to know? No, seriously, beastiality isn't my thing. 'Twasn't me who did something to your cat.

MadEwokHerd

Sep 29, 2006, 04:47 PM

I could never hurt a cat, or a woman. I take that back...I would never purposely hurt one...

Nogatorr

Sep 29, 2006, 04:49 PM

El Gigante doesn't know he's hurting, but every now and then he can.

Tystys

Sep 29, 2006, 04:50 PM

EL GIGANTE PINGA?

Tystys

Sep 29, 2006, 04:52 PM

SE ILLMA AVALON PARK!

Nogatorr

Sep 29, 2006, 04:52 PM

¿Cómo se llama tu casa?

Nogatorr

Sep 29, 2006, 04:54 PM

Yo no comprende porque su casa es en mis pantalones.

Tystys

Sep 29, 2006, 05:06 PM

YO NO SE, AMIGO. QUE TO TA ASCIENDO(LOL SPANISH TYPO)CON MI CASA EN TU PANTALONES?

Nogatorr

Sep 29, 2006, 05:10 PM

Ay Dios Mio!(Sp?)

MadEwokHerd

Sep 29, 2006, 05:10 PM

No using Spanish. Do not let Nogatorr use fucking Spanish any more than he already has.
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k31/Feces_Goblin/scottian2.jpg

MadEwokHerd

Sep 29, 2006, 05:13 PM

NO! CTHULU COMMANDS YOU!

Nogatorr

Sep 29, 2006, 05:14 PM

Fine. I'm done butchering the language.

MadEwokHerd

Sep 29, 2006, 05:18 PM

We don't go around butchering french, therefore don't butcher Spanish.
I don't butcher your fraction of your heritage. Don't butcher mine.
I don't pull your dongle. Pull my dongle.

Nogatorr

Sep 29, 2006, 05:20 PM

You don't butcher french because you probably don't know enough french to butcher it the way I butcher spanish. If you could butcher french the way I butcher spanish then I wouldn't care.