Cool Kids Club Meeting

[geewj]

Okay guys, listen up.

We need to make sure we're still going to meet our deadline. Some have you have been slacking off too much. If things get too heated, then just take up an alias and work with that for a little bit. Once the focus dies down you should be able to continue as normal. Remember, it needs to be believeable! For every 2 jobs you work make sure to add at least 1 productive one. It doesn't need to be sincere, just believable. Enough for us to use as a solid foundation of credibility.

We're still only running at about 20%, and are only involved in 50% of the remaning. That's 30% left untouched. This is unacceptable. If we want this to work it needs to be unavoidable. Some of you need to start carrying your weight. If you're not sure how to proceed ask one of the more experienced club members.

Remember the high priority targets. These will be key in this operation becomming a sucess. Don't over do it, but don't let it lag. If you are having trouble with them then leave them to the more experienced club members.

Review all the Buddy Rules. You don't need to be with your buddy at all times, but remember to always to be ready for the assist. Working in pairs strengthens the credibility, but overdoing it makes it too easy to write both buddies off at once. Remember, a stong team with influential independent movement. Don't use your buddy as a crutch, it will only bring both of you down.

Okay people, lets flip this bitch.

[Ether]

A child's education does not take place only in the classroom, during regular school hours. The home, the playground, and the school campus in general can all be invaluable settings for a child's personal and scholastic growth.

One way to enhance a student's school experience is through extracurricular activities such as clubs. At the elementary school level, some appropriate, enjoyable, and educationally beneficial themes might be:

* Creative Writing
* Books and Reading
* Chess and Other Board Games
* Outdoor Sports
* Collecting and Other Hobbies
* Music and Chorus
* Art and Drama
* Anything else that fits the interests of your school's population

Or, consider starting a club about the latest fad, like Pokemon for example! Even though these extremely popular fads can also be extremely annoying to adults, there's no denying that they do inspire boundless passion in the imaginations of a wide range of children. Perhaps, a Pokemon club could involve creative writing, original games, books, and songs about those little colorful creatures. Surely such a club would be bursting with enthusiastic young members!

Now, once you've decided on the topic, the technicalities of starting a new club on campus cannot be ignored. Here are some things to consider once you've determined the type of club you'd like to start at your elementary school campus:

* First of all, get permission from the school's administration to start the club on campus. Also, designate the time, place, and supervising adult (s) for the club. Look for commitment and set it in stone, if possible.
* Determine the age group that would be included as members of the club. Perhaps kindergartners are too young? Would sixth graders be "too cool" for the concept? Narrow down your target population and you'll simplify the process right off the bat.
* Take an informal survey of how many students might be interested. Maybe you could place a half-sheet of paper in the teachers' mailboxes, asking them to take a show of hands in their classroom.
* Next, depending on the results of the informal survey, you might want to consider placing a limit on the number of members to be initially accepted to the club. Consider the number of adults that will be able to consistently attend the meetings to supervise and help out. Your club will fail to meet its objectives if there are too many kids to effectively handle.
* Speaking of objectives, what are yours? Why will your club exist and what will it set out to accomplish? You have two choices here: either you, as the adult facilitator, can determine the goals all on your own or, at the club's first session, you can lead a discussion of club goals and use student input to list them.
* Next, design a permission slip to hand out to parents, as well as an application if you are having one. You can't hold an after-school activity without parent permission, so follow your school's rules to the letter.
* Make a concrete plan for the first day and subsequent sessions, as possible. It's not worth holding a club meeting if it is disorganized and, as the adult supervisor, it's your job to provide structure and direction.

The number one principle in starting and coordinating a club at the elementary school level is to have fun! Give your students a positive and worthwhile first experience with extracurricular involvement. By creating a fun and functional school club, you will be setting your students on the path to a happy and fulfilled academic career in middle school, high school, and beyond!

Hooray for clubs!

[Shadowpawn]

A wise FKLer once said:

Like hell I'm reading all that!

[geewj]

Jumbo Shrimp

[Squall179]

ironically it was a quite interestign read

[astuarlen]

Papa Smurf?

[Mixfortune]

Why I oughta

[astuarlen]

We think you're cool!

[geewj]

On 2006-09-29 21:44, astuarlen wrote:
We think you're cool!



astuarlen brings up an excelent point. We do think you're cool.

[Scrub]

Sorry I'm late guys.

I was busy being condescending to people not as cool as us.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Pokemon clubs are too violent for schools.

You'll get your ass handed too you for the Holographic 1st edition Charizard $40 Open market Resale Value.

[Solstis]

That's why you need the PKMN Yakuza.

[DizzyDi]

On 2006-09-30 07:09, Scrub wrote:
Sorry I'm late guys.

I was busy being condescending to people not as cool as us.



What about that fhkn Adventure, SCrub!?

[Hrigg]

I nominate hrigg for President of this club.

[Scrub]

What Adventure do you speak of Dizzy?

[astuarlen]

Scrub wussed out. I move that he be barred from the Cool Kids Club for gross uncoolness. :<

[Scrub]

I've got a movement for you astuarlen.

`-` Do you want it?

[astuarlen]

Does it involve http://www.else-if.com/fun/puppyp.jpg?



./-./

[astuarlen]

Does it involve http://www.else-if.com/fun/puppyp.jpg?



./-./

[Mixfortune]

Twice as many as any one person can handle.

[Tystys]

That's just not kosher.

[astuarlen]

No, this isn't kosher.
http://lennthompson.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bacon.jpg

[Tystys]

NAM NAM NAM NAM NAM NAM '69

[MaximusLight]

Scrub are you just gonna take that!?!

[astuarlen]

I think so.
STRENGTH THROUGH NONVIOLENCE

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Ran out of lasers.

Restock BIN $.99 eBLay

The extra L is for laser.

[Scrub]

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[Mixfortune]

On 2006-10-02 16:37, MaximusLight wrote:
Scrub are you just gonna take that!?!



If not I will.
I could use some bacon.

[Scrub]

Go cook it in Molten Core

[Tystys]

WHERE THE HELL DID THE OTHER PAGE GO?!

OMFG FKL ATE IT

[roygbiv]

Did I miss anything?

Oh... wait...

[astuarlen]

On 2006-10-03 17:37, roygbiv wrote:
Posts: 3x3=9


Math lesson.

[MaximusLight]

On 2006-10-03 12:43, Scrub wrote:
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YOU FEIND TOTALLY VERTICAL LASERS ARE FORBIDDEN!?!

[astuarlen]

I think you better listen to the man with the lasers, Maximus.

._.

[Mixfortune]

On 2006-10-03 17:15, Scrub wrote:
Go cook it in Molten Core



Too crispy.

[Tallus]

for sooth!

[Skuda]

*casually strolls in*


what did I miss? ;o

[DizzyDi]

Your life.

[MaximusLight]

(o_o) like I'm letting myself get hit by those lasers!
`-`

[Tystys]

On 2006-10-04 17:54, Skuda wrote:
*casually strolls in*


what did I miss? ;o



and just where have YOU been young man!

[Sef]

Hey, guys. What's going on in this thread?

[geewj]

On 2006-10-05 20:02, Sef wrote:
Hey, guys. What's going on in this thread?



Shhh, keep it down man.

We're trying to have a meeting!

[astuarlen]

But since you're here, may as well help yourself to some donuts and coffee. Bring me a maple-glazed one, willya?

[Tystys]

*tosses one over to Ast*

Next time, get up off your fat ass and get it yourself.

[geewj]

There was suppopsed to be pizza too, but MadEwokHerd hasn't come back with it.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2006-10-05 03:00, Tystys wrote:
and just where have YOU been young man!


Bear-Vaders.
Best not to ask either.

[astuarlen]

Umm, about MadEwokHerd and the pizza... I kinda sorta maybe totally uninvited him. Even with the pizza, he just wasn't cool enough. What can I say, standards must be maintained.

RE: Bear-Vaders, Hayabusa is right; we have a don't-ask-don't-tell policy.

[Solstis]

I brought some quiche.

[roygbiv]

Solly: Quiche-man.

[Mixfortune]

How cliche, yet the quiche niche is now filled.
Touche.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Show of hands for lemon meringue please.

Insider info leaked about a quick sale- for cheap.

Need a headcount first to decide on number of pies.

[Mixfortune]

Pie you not, for rather unto tree tires.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

That's Plus/Minus 1, I suppose.

[Mixfortune]

Your pool rips! I cleaned it yesterday
Girls look cute! In their swimming suits
Holy guacamole! We've got chips
So come on take a dip, cause my pool rips

It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school



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[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Except for the non-invitees.

Nobody likes them.

Guess they'll go eat worms.

[Mixfortune]

On 2006-10-06 14:29, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Except for the non-invitees.

Nobody likes them.

Guess they'll go eat worms.



Or go buy pizzas.
And then sit in the corner and eat them.

Ast is so cruel.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Enforce the "don't ast, no cruel policy" with a fineprint lawyer writeup.

Indestructable, those writeups.

[astuarlen]

Indestructible writeups:

Last iron will and testament.
Declaration of the Rights of IronMan and the Citizen.
Iron Constitution.

[Mixfortune]

Haya tried being sneaky.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

You do crazy things on an empty stomach.

Its not a party until you get to eat.

D=

[astuarlen]

Eat this in memory of me.

Christian cannibal party.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Save me geewjesus.

Gametime hut!

Truth or dare?

Drunken pie twister?

Parcheezy?

[astuarlen]

[Bad **gator* joke about drunken pie twister as bizarre sexual ritual]

Please, hold your laughter until all actors have taken a bow.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I can still get the pies.

You wanna short straw divie-up for who gets the drunks + Twister?

[Leviathan]

I elect myself as Queen of FKL.
I accept.
Meeting adjourned, see you all on Monday, and the company picnic is this upcoming Friday and it potluck so bring what you like. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tystys]

Meeting adjourned my ass, someone just pulled out a Nintendo DS with Mario Kart.

LET THE PARTY BEGIN

[Leviathan]

Oh yeah!!

[Solstis]

You walk in a room [Leviatha] and everything's a mess.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Game over man.

[Tystys]

Shit, Levitha ruined the meeting.
GJ. mofo.

GJ

[DizzyDi]

Whos cool and whos not?

[EJ]

If I say you are do I win a pize?

[Tystys]

No.

But you do get cool points!

[EJ]

*check cool points pool*

Hmm...the pool is a bit cold.

[Moo2u]

Sorry I'm late everyone. I had to loose some uncool kids who tried to follow me to the meeting.

I brought cake. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cake.gif

[Sef]

For some reason, I thought EJ was Ian.

[Tystys]

omfg, it's sef.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Do you know where you are?

It's always SefKL

[astuarlen]

More importantly, do you know where your children are?
Little good-for-nothings better be dead or in school gettin' some learnin'.


Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand,
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Bye bye Laboratory.

[DLShAdOw]

On 2006-10-11 06:14, astuarlen wrote:
More importantly, do you know where your children are?
Little good-for-nothings better be dead or in school gettin' some learnin'.


Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand,
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system



What does that mean?















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