FanFic: CpwninOBrien a PSU legend CHAP 5 GUEST STARS :)

[CpwninOBrien]

sup guys im bored and too anxious for psu so i'm gonna put some fanfic in here enjoy the first part now more comin later

o o o o o o o o o o

It was the middle of a long night when Cpwnins phone rang

a few weeks ago Pioneer2 arrived in orbit around a planet called Parum, just in time for a century celebration of peace and love.

Cpwnin answered panting heavily hopin he didn't look to bad.

Ethan's face flickered onto the screen.

"sup Dawg I couldn't sleep to excited for the celebration tomorrow"

"dude I know we're best buds now and stuff but im kinda busy now talk to u later allrite??"

"Sure thing bro peace out."

Cpwnin stared at the emty monitor blankly for a moment.

"Are you comin back to bed my sexy comedien???"

Cpwnin looked over at the hot blue-haired newearl hunter layin naked in his bed.

"Ya sorry Karen I just got distracted like somethin bads gonn happen.

I know how to make ya feel better Karen said with a wink.

Cwpnin jumped back in bed but still haunted by a premonition of bad things comin...




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[CpwninOBrien]

k why was this moved??? im tryin relly hard to post stuff were it goes and be a productive community and i thought fanfics went on fanfic forum but guess not??? help plz

[geewj]

Gota keep the ratio right.

[Nogatorr]

Well, it obviously sucks more than Chris's mom, so it was placed her.

[DizzyDi]

omg this guy makes me lol.

[Nogatorr]

Who, Cpwnin? He ain't that funny.

[Solstis]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[CpwninOBrien]

ne1 with REAL answers??? thx

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Al Capon'in?

[geewj]

I thk they dnt liek ur fic cuz maya n leia arnt in it!!!1 wat wer u thkining!

[CpwninOBrien]

On 2006-09-29 20:49, geewj wrote:
I thk they dnt liek ur fic cuz maya n leia arnt in it!!!1 wat wer u thkining!



they wer pretty silly to assume that i wasnt gonn write them in it was only chapt 1

[geewj]

On 2006-09-30 01:25, CpwninOBrien wrote:


On 2006-09-29 20:49, geewj wrote:
I thk they dnt liek ur fic cuz maya n leia arnt in it!!!1 wat wer u thkining!



they wer pretty silly to assume that i wasnt gonn write them in it was only chapt 1



oic. tats prety clevar. Can u rite my charz in 2!!?

[Solstis]

hay tat's not fayr qweej

[Dhylec]

;oy y evry1 wana b in tis awesum fic all of a suddin?

[jiber]

.... MEGID, GRANTS RAFOIE RAZOND RABARTA TO ALL OF YOU.. UMMM NOW THAT I ATTACKED ALL OF YOU WITH HIGH LV SPELLS I AM OUT OF TP... CAN I BORROW A TRIFLUID????

[CpwninOBrien]

sup guys here chapter 2 im just gonna keep posting here cuz i don't want to post like this english class:

It was morning when Cpwnin's PM android slave Maid-n woke him up. He looked round and Karen was nowher to be seen but there was breakfast rdy for him with a note:

"Thanks for the fun time last nite big boy cya at the square later for the celebration Remember Ethan cant know I was here Love Karen"

Cpwnin scratched his head a looked at his watch.

"Oh shit I better go if im gonna beat Ethan and win our bet" he made a break for the door grabbin his hover-razor "be sure to do my laundry and make the bed Maid-n"

She curtseed and said yes funny master

Cpwnin started scootering down the street when he heard a scream a block away he rolled up to the scene of the crime there was a woman in tears

"sum dude just stole my purse he was in a purple shirt with white hair!"

"Wtf" cpwnin swore and took off in the director the lady was pointing like lightning then he saw the perp and got his scooter up to speed. Cpwnin flung off and hit the guy in the back both hitting the ground

"tryin to be a thug on guardian colony you had big balls bro too bad I just crushed em"

Cpwnin flipped the criminal over it was Hyuga!!???

"wtf u doin man???"

"I couldnt afford my way into the celebration dawg so I needed to get some cash"

"dude u coulda just asked me I do standup I got mesetas"

"but ur ethans freind whyd u help me?? I hate Ethan"

"cuz I have a heart not blinded by prejudice and just cuz u and ethan arent freinds doesn't mean we arent. haha u know ur a wimp rite?"

Hyuga laughed and slugged cpwnin in the arm

Cpwnin got on his razor. "want a lift bro???

"Sure thanx man" Hyuga jumped on

He gave the purse back to the cryin lady and hyuga apologized and used a pick up line on her cpwnin thought it was pretty bad "were runnin late gotta catch up with Karen & Ethan for the celebration"

Hyuga hugged Cpwnin a bit too tight for comfort but decided itd be awkward to say nething. They sped off for the center.

[Solstis]

It's like off-topic, /b/, and something awful simultaneously appeared in the form of cpwingisdngfionsobrien.

This is so absurd that it can only be a fat, smelly old man pretending to be a 12 year old.

[CpwninOBrien]

im told im mature for my age

[Solstis]

You're smelly for your age, that's what.

[Stan]

http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif

[CpwninOBrien]

On 2006-10-03 11:29, Solstis wrote:
You're smelly for your age, that's what.



Ur stuck up and need new nose is wats wat.

[MadEwokHerd]

I believe it was summed up when Nogatorr said that, "This sucks more than Chris's mom."
To put this in terms of those who do not know either Chris or his mom, he means that it sucks more than a gay vampire.

[CpwninOBrien]

On 2006-10-03 14:49, MadEwokHerd wrote:
I believe it was summed up when Nogatorr said that, "This sucks more than Chris's mom."
To put this in terms of those who do not know either Chris or his mom, he means that it sucks more than a gay vampire.



critique opinion is perfctly fine and welcome im glad to know my story can be compared to gay vamp & thanx for clearin that up but tryin to insult author just shows ignorence tho

[MadEwokHerd]

I'm not insulting you. Nogatorr was. I'm just clarifying for you. So technically, you're the ignorant one for assuming I mean something bad when I say that "sucks more than Chris's mom means sucking more than a gay vampire." Do not judge me, for I do not judge you. To judge me is to make an ass of one's self.

[CpwninOBrien]

On 2006-10-03 15:03, MadEwokHerd wrote:
I'm not insulting you. Nogatorr was. I'm just clarifying for you. So technically, you're the ignorant one for assuming I mean something bad when I say that "sucks more than Chris's mom means sucking more than a gay vampire." Do not judge me, for I do not judge you. To judge me is to make an ass of one's self.



u never insulted me & neither did that nog dude just comenting on my work not me solstice did insulting



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[MadEwokHerd]

Nogatorr did too.

[CpwninOBrien]

wow u post fast lol

[MadEwokHerd]

Did you post slow? Maybe I did post fast. Maybe it's a combination of the two.

Conspiracy!

[geewj]

duds quit mkin fun of thiz awesme fic! ur all jst gellous!

Hey whn am I guna b n it!?!

[Tystys]

On 2006-10-03 17:16, geewj wrote:
duds quit mkin fun of thiz awesme fic! ur all jst gellous!

Hey whn am I guna b n it!?!



You're such an asshole, lmfao

[Tystys]

I think it is a bad joke.

I like it. It's so bad that it's funny

[MaximusLight]

I can't believe you tried to pass that for a fin flic, it looks like something you would here from two kids making a really bad joke....

[MaximusLight]

On 2006-10-03 17:24, Tystys wrote:
I think it is a bad joke.

I like it. It's so bad that it's funny



I don't know about that... unless the crying you do from this being so bad makes you think you're laughing...

It a good thing this is all random humour!

*as the crowd of muppets node there head in the background*

[CpwninOBrien]

On 2006-10-03 17:16, geewj wrote:
duds quit mkin fun of thiz awesme fic! ur all jst gellous!

Hey whn am I guna b n it!?!



when u get cool

[astuarlen]

goowj got servd

[DizzyDi]

You guys don't feed the troll, seriously. CpwninOBrien is just pretending to be dumb and half-illiterate.

[geewj]

aw thts not fare! ill nevr b as cool as ths fic w/o ur halp!!

[CpwninOBrien]

i dont think the fic wuold help... sry

[geewj]

k fien.

[astuarlen]

but dizzy wat m i going 2 do w/ all this troll foud????????

[CpwninOBrien]

eat it urself?? take ur gf to the park & feed teh ducks instead??

[astuarlen]

dont b rediculus ducks dont eat troll food and niether does my gf

[Soinkus]

On 2006-10-03 10:59, CpwninOBrien wrote:


Hyuga hugged Cpwnin a bit too tight for comfort but decided itd be awkward to say nething. They sped off for the center.





-Hugs you tighter-

[Tystys]

Yeah, except he's not hugging your torso.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2006-10-03 17:43, geewj wrote:
aw thts not fare! ill nevr b as cool as ths fic w/o ur halp!!


What happened to you man?
You used to be cool-er than Jesus.

[geewj]

On 2006-10-04 06:07, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:


On 2006-10-03 17:43, geewj wrote:
aw thts not fare! ill nevr b as cool as ths fic w/o ur halp!!


What happened to you man?
You used to be cool-er than Jesus.



cmeon duud ur bluwing my covar!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Okay so, I'll race you to Englritsch crass!

[astuarlen]

I red ur cover. 2gether we maek purpel

[geewj]

On 2006-10-04 06:43, astuarlen wrote:
I red ur cover. 2gether we maek purpel



omg taht shuld b n the fic!

[CpwninOBrien]

chap 3 enjoy http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

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Cpwnin & Hyuga were zippin down street on Cpwnins hover-razor when a trucklimo pulled out in front of em they were flung over top of it

"Holy cough shit" Hyuga coughed.

Cpwnin hurt all over his body burn with anger "wtf???

a blue haired fonewearl got out of the car "omg driver your drunk and your fired! This is second person you hit today!!" Cpwnin thought she looked pretty hot like Karen's sister or sumthin

"hey baby im comedien what do you do for mesetas?"

"im a priestess late for the celebration!" she held her hands over Cpwnin and Hyuga. "RESTAS!"

If felt funny to Cpwnin like all his muscles put to sleep.

"I gott go so sorry!!" she got back in her trucklimo and drove off.

Hyuga looked at Cpwnin. Cpwnin shrugged back waved at trucklimo

"back to the road???"

"Hell ya bro!!"

Cpwnin and Hyuga scootered down to the stadium gates went up to the ticket counter. Some kids bumped into Cpwnin and Hyuga laughin

"Watch where u brats r walkin!!"

"ya ill kick ur ass with my duel sabers!"

The kids ran off filthy creatures

"man I hate kids"

"me too" Cpwnin went up to ticketmaster "yeah id like too tickets for celebration plz"

"uh oh, hey Cpwnin, those kids stole my wallet!! Jokes on them when they found out its empty lol

"oh shit, they got my wallet to"

[CpwninOBrien]

Cpwnin and Hyuga went after the filthy pickpocket kids askin ppl if they saw the thugs walk by till they came to an alley

"hey turdbrians give my friend back his wallet and my blackbook I need it!!" hyuga charged in but kid tripped him he faceplant into the ground the kids busted out daggers

"come in my grill an get it olsters!!"

Cpwnin smirked and took out his duel sabers "Im hungry kidkabobs might hit the spot" he took one step forward and the gang members dropped the wallet and blackbook and ran off. Hyuga got up brushed himself off, "ow."

"You okay bro???"

"Ya lets get to celebration already"

"sounds good"

They finaly made it to ticketmaster and Cpwnin and Hyuga got inside for celebration. They saw ethan, Karen, and a bustey blonde newman in glasses. She looked pretty hot they thought

Ethan waved. "Sup bro!! hey whats that sissy Hyuga doin with u???"

Hyuga made rude gestire to Ethan.

"Hyugas my freind u want to hang out with me you gotta hang out with him to."

Ethan looked mad but then grinned "sure thing cool man lets go get seats" he put his arm around Karen

Hey Cpwnin thought to himself this why Karen didnt want Ethan to know wtf he was angry but got a idea "Hey whore you good lookin?"

Blonde newman blushed "Oh hi im Maya I make weaps and stuff please to meet you um???"

"Im CpwninOBrien. You can call me urs though" smile.

Karen looked pretty jealous but stay quiet. Maya looked shocked.

"The Cpwnin Obrien??"

"Yep. Im a pro comedien"



She hugged him it was warm and squishy he liked it a lot Karen was almost red as her shirt. "You saved my grandma from space pirates last week!! Ur amazing!!" Hyuga looked pretty jealous to.

"did I?? I cant remember to be honest" Cpwnin scratched back of his head big smile.

Maya said "Ya, and Ethan was the coolest guardian student till you got here and your graduating way faster. Its unbelievable!"

Ethan looked mad now too. "Hey guys lets be quiet celebration about to begin!"

Blue-haired newmen girl came up to center stage.

"Hey!" Ethan and Cpwnin said at same time. "Thats girl who ran me over!"

[oNijohso]

Touche, Cpwnin. All your effort almost fooled me into thinking that you were extremely retarted, but I can tell you're just a troll. You put on a fine act though, nice touch with the scooter and ebonics.

[Solstis]

I shooting some b-ball up in the hood, when a couple of guys

[Moo2u]

they were up to no good!

[CpwninOBrien]

o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o

Ethan made break for the stage "im gonna make her pay"

Cpwnin grabed Ethans hood "chill bro lets wait till after celebration"

"ya good idea glad u got my back man"

Karen and Maya looked up with jealousy faces

then Ethans little sister came up she blushed at Cpwnin

Maya asked "Cpwnin is that ur sister? so cute!!"

Nah its Ethans sister shes kinda slow

just then somebody pointed to sky "hay whats that??? a bird in space???"

"no thats a spaceplane noob"

"Supercast???"

"no hes got no afro turdbrian!!"

"OMG ITS SEED!!" Seed weapon smashed through the roof "ohhh shit!!!"

everyone ran like when thers poop in the pool

"ETHAN! HELP" his little sister yelled

"NO LIL SIS!!" Ethan screamed she was gone more SEED weapons comin down

Leo the cool beast hunter came up and hugged Ethan "its okay man we'll get her back. I have new orders for ya all"

Cpwnin punched his hands together "whats the plan bro???

"I'm gonna watch these kids Cpwnin u need to go see the Prinicpal he has special assignment for ya"

Cpwnin waved goodbye turned to run to Principals office

"Cpwnin wait im coming with you!!" maya cried

Cpwnin hugged her tight "you said it yourself im the best hunter we got its to dangerous Leo will take care of you till i get back" she kissed him and he took off hoping nobody saw his saber go off

a tear rolled down karen's cheek

Ethan clapped his hands "lets save my sister guys it's showtime"

Cpwnin made it to principals office he got inside it was impressive like some places he did stand up teekee masks and spaceships in bottles he whistled

Principal turned his chair around "So your the famous Cpwnin OBrien i was gonna watch one of youre shows my wife had female problems it sucked!!"

"Want an autograph bro??"

"Sure but later we need to get revenge on SEED right now and theirs a special way you can help Cpwnin"

Cpwnin pulled out his duel sabers "im guessing it doesnt involve laughin them to death right???"

Principal smirked hit intercom on his desk "please send them in. Cpwnin this is your new team!!"

Geewj, Solstis, Tystys, Astaurlen Dizzydi and Moo2u walked in

"hi guess we get to kick SEED butt together"

[Leviathan]

Best bedtime story yet.

[Shadowpawn]

On 2006-10-03 22:11, astuarlen wrote:
dont b rediculus ducks dont eat troll food and niether does my gf



Wha?

[Solstis]

Oh, hell yes.

[Moo2u]

CpwninOBrien should own his own show and call it "CpwninOBrien's Smile Time Variety Hour." We'd make millions.