Fly away.

[Soinkus]

Every angel has a material form in our world - a single passenger pigeon. Two hundred years ago, Heaven was filled with angels, and people couldn't imagine running out of passenger pigeons. Now, mankind's foolishness has made both the passenger pigeon and the angel extinct. Sadly, demons are a lot more flexible about the forms they take, so they aren't going to be endangered anytime soon. Only a pigeon's intentions are pure enough to cohabitate with an angel, whereas a demon can corrupt anything.

[KojiroAK]

ah, well ...

Good to know, thx for talking.

erm, i have to go ... to, erm, to ... , erm, to meet elvis.

[Soinkus]

In the heart of the Rockies, lies a grove of trees growing in a perfect circle. A grove that, aside from this geometric oddity, appears perfectly innocuous from the outside. If one should step foot into this grove however, the inside with be as dark as any moonless night in those mountain woods, even on the brightest summer’s day. Those who have mistakenly wandered into the grove are rarely in any condition to say what happens inside, many simply never come out. However, if you are very brave, or very foolish, you can attempt to camp within the grove. Go in with your eyes shut tight, lie down in your sleeping bag, and no matter what you hear, no matter what you feel, do not open them again. If you somehow manage to find your way to sleep before the grove takes your sanity or your life, you will awaken in the middle of the day to the light of the sun on your face in a the middle of a grove; a grove that, aside from growing in a perfect circle, and containing your heart’s one greatest desire, is perfectly innocuous. If one should step foot outside this grove however, they will find the outside to be dark as any moonless night in those mountain woods.

[Shattered_weasel]

As the buffalo knew that the world was spinning many of them were hunted by the great magician in the sky. After the large protest against the battle of the buffalo the three men of wise took one of the hides from these magical beasts and ate it. Thus giving them magical powers. They weren't able to defeat the magician though. So the world died. The End.

[Soinkus]

The Strategic Defense Initiative was never about lasers. SDI satellites are actually alchemical equipment, modernized, computerized, and built on a grand scale. At the push of a button, the President could turn vast parts of the earth's surface into gold. Assuming they told him about it when he got the job.

[Shattered_weasel]

But as the President looked upon his small and pitiful golden hills and streams he said to himself.

"Green Peaces"

Why? Even he didn't know.