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Shadowpawn
Oct 4, 2006, 01:19 PM
LOOK OUT, THEY'RE UNOPENED!



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MadEwokHerd
Oct 4, 2006, 01:22 PM
I need an adult!
Shadowpawn
Oct 4, 2006, 01:26 PM
*Gets the K-Y Jelly*

The best way to stay smooth is to apply the lotion to the skin...but I perfer lube!
MadEwokHerd
Oct 4, 2006, 01:28 PM
I WE need some alone time...
Shadowpawn
Oct 4, 2006, 01:31 PM
Hey, I DON'T LUBE FOR THAT! I have just have a horrible skin condition, OMFGGTFO!
MadEwokHerd
Oct 4, 2006, 01:32 PM
Pretty please, with sugar on top?
Shadowpawn
Oct 4, 2006, 01:34 PM
Well, since you said that...

*takes sugar*

NO!
MadEwokHerd
Oct 4, 2006, 01:41 PM
DAMMIT! I WANTED SOME FUCKING ALONE TIME WITH YOU AND MAH SUGAR! HRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Tallus
Oct 4, 2006, 03:50 PM
uuummm... what are GOD bottles, and why should i look out for their unopen-ness?
MadEwokHerd
Oct 4, 2006, 03:55 PM
Exactly. I'm guessing it's some 4chan thingy.
Zabrio
Oct 4, 2006, 03:58 PM
olo
Sgt_Shligger
Oct 4, 2006, 04:02 PM
you guys probably don't know what olo, and discko are either. . .
MadEwokHerd
Oct 4, 2006, 04:02 PM
I know what olo is...discko is new.
astuarlen
Oct 4, 2006, 04:11 PM
No.
MadEwokHerd
Oct 4, 2006, 04:12 PM
Yes.
astuarlen
Oct 4, 2006, 04:13 PM
Take a stand for what you believe in--even if you're wrong.
MadEwokHerd
Oct 4, 2006, 04:15 PM
Do not defy me!
Did I even take a stand on anything? I think not. And, as I always say, "If you care about what people think of you, whether it's your sense of fashion or taste in music, are you really even a fan?"
Tallus
Oct 4, 2006, 05:24 PM
howabout somone gets around to answering my question before i have to whip out my board with a nail in it!
Sgt_Shligger
Oct 4, 2006, 06:01 PM
If I said I'd use the Yamato Throw you probably wouldn't catch the reference, only what it most likely is.
Tallus
Oct 4, 2006, 06:25 PM
i saw that olo base comic... but i still don't know what GOD bottles are. ...now where's that nail...
fronebullare
Oct 4, 2006, 06:28 PM
Noobs >_>...

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e18/Frone/disckopink.png=discko
and we can't forget http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e18/Frone/wackapprove4et.png=wackapprove

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fronebullare
Oct 4, 2006, 06:33 PM
On 2006-10-04 16:25, Tallus wrote:
i saw that olo base comic... but i still don't know what GOD bottles are. ...now where's that nail...

DO IT NOW Sgt_Shligger!!!
Tallus
Oct 4, 2006, 06:59 PM
ACTIVATE BOARD W NAIL IN IT!
Shadowpawn
Oct 4, 2006, 09:02 PM
On 2006-10-04 13:50, Tallus wrote:
uuummm... what are GOD bottles, and why should i look out for their unopen-ness?



Because you'll be hit with the full embodiment of awesome! Do you know how painful that is, that's why you only hit someone with a GOD bottle AFTER it's been emptied. That's why colonies are so deadly, a massive mass of heat and metal full of unopened GOD bottles is dangerous man!

OLO @ Diskco being new. Someone needs to search for the 1-Day War in the search function.
astuarlen
Oct 4, 2006, 10:01 PM
Everything old is new again.
Mixfortune
Oct 4, 2006, 11:11 PM
On 2006-10-04 20:01, astuarlen wrote:
Everything old is new again.



And what of Bradicus? I miss him so.
I think maybe his head got a bit moldy and collapsed after sitting out too long one Halloween.
Tystys
Oct 5, 2006, 04:57 AM
On 2006-10-04 19:02, Shadowpawn wrote:


On 2006-10-04 13:50, Tallus wrote:
uuummm... what are GOD bottles, and why should i look out for their unopen-ness?



Because you'll be hit with the full embodiment of awesome! Do you know how painful that is, that's why you only hit someone with a GOD bottle AFTER it's been emptied. That's why colonies are so deadly, a massive mass of heat and metal full of unopened GOD bottles is dangerous man!

OLO @ Diskco being new. Someone needs to search for the 1-Day War in the search function.



*sigh* Basically, what Shadow is trying to say is that GOD is FKL's drink. I'm not sure who or when it was created, but it has some mysterious power to it.

Apparently, Shadow Pawn is also making a colony droppin' referrence here. Search function ftw?
astuarlen
Oct 5, 2006, 07:46 AM
Some cool kids in our neighborhood used to go around smashing pumpkins after Halloween. I suspect foul play may have been involved in Bradicus's disappearance.
Tallus
Oct 5, 2006, 03:48 PM
thank you all for enlightening me. *stows board w nail in it*
Shadowpawn
Oct 5, 2006, 10:53 PM
On 2006-10-05 02:57, Tystys wrote:


On 2006-10-04 19:02, Shadowpawn wrote:


On 2006-10-04 13:50, Tallus wrote:
uuummm... what are GOD bottles, and why should i look out for their unopen-ness?



Because you'll be hit with the full embodiment of awesome! Do you know how painful that is, that's why you only hit someone with a GOD bottle AFTER it's been emptied. That's why colonies are so deadly, a massive mass of heat and metal full of unopened GOD bottles is dangerous man!

OLO @ Diskco being new. Someone needs to search for the 1-Day War in the search function.



*sigh* Basically, what Shadow is trying to say is that GOD is FKL's drink. I'm not sure who or when it was created, but it has some mysterious power to it.

Apparently, Shadow Pawn is also making a colony droppin' referrence here. Search function ftw?



You don't know who created the GOD bottle fad?

*olos uncontrollably*
Tystys
Oct 6, 2006, 01:14 AM
Fuck you motherfucker, I came here WAY later than you did
Shadowpawn
Oct 6, 2006, 10:52 PM
Here's an oldie:

*laughs at your misfortune*

(Waits for someone to do the infamous misquote...)
Sgt_Shligger
Oct 6, 2006, 11:04 PM
Uhh, misfortunes your laugh?
Shadowpawn
Oct 6, 2006, 11:26 PM
No-

*Waits for someone who KNOWS what I'm talking about.*
Kahwoperstyn
Oct 7, 2006, 12:32 AM
Would you like me to misquote you, Shadowpawn?