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-Shimarisu-
Nov 10, 2006, 01:59 AM
Ah noobs. I love em. So hilarious.

My husband (JP version, shitty PS2 picture resulted in this comment): There is a GM in my party! It says GM next to its name, and is a really high level!

Please excuse the racy names I give my PMs. Also note Okoge and LOLicon are my PMs. Perhaps I should have got screenshots of some of these noobs, but I wanted to keep em anonymous. Anyway I find noobs' PM comments funny. Many of them talk to the PM, even had it happen on JP in the first week.

15:33:02 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
is okoge lvl 450 or wut? wut does GH mean?

15:33:10 <Party> Argus(20001245)
lol

15:34:46 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
argus okoge follows u?

15:34:50 <Party> Argus(20001245)
yes

15:34:56 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
how come

15:34:59 <Party> Argus(20001245)
like all the smart girls

15:35:53 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
so confused..

My racy names result in some funny comments:

08:55:28 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
Whats LOLicon?

At dragon:

14:09:25 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
Lol is lolicon a real player? >_>

14:09:36 <Party> Arion(20001245)
no I hax

The noob in an unnatural habitat (Neudaiz):

09:58:42 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
howd u get tears of lite?

09:58:51 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
i pickedf it u!!!

09:58:53 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
up*

09:59:03 <Party> Arion(20001245)
hax

09:59:54 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
lolicon, how do u got wings?

Finally, I had lag and my PM's resta wasn't working on the other players. One of the other players decided to TEST MY PM by dying on purpose:

23:46:54 <Party> Riot(20003440)
<NAME WITHHELD> heal much?

23:47:09 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
i'm good

23:47:11 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
i got dolls

23:47:43 <Party> Riot(20003440)
oh was wondering why you were in cliffhanger mode

*<Name withheld> dies*

23:48:04 <Party> NAME WITHHELD
stupid PM

23:48:25 <Party> Riot(20003440)
she did a full heal?

*<name withheld> was removed from the party*

23:48:29 <Party> Riot(20003440)
lol

23:48:37 <Party> Argus(20001245)
"stupid PM"



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Marks
Nov 10, 2006, 02:01 AM
This topic sucks.

Weak
Nov 10, 2006, 02:04 AM
I'm trying to figure out why this is funny to you.



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Reeses
Nov 10, 2006, 02:10 AM
I actually thought it was tremendously funny. IT took me a second to process some things, but yeh, i thought it was pretty stinkin halarious! lol.

-Shimarisu-
Nov 10, 2006, 02:19 AM
On 2006-11-09 23:04, Weak wrote:
I'm trying to figure out why this is funny to you.



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I LOVE NOOBS!

Seriously the runs to outpost, and the odd mission where I leave the game unlocked result in great entertainment from noobs. I rarely kick them either. I GRACIOUSLY ACCEPT NOOBS INTO MY PARTY WITH OPEN ARMS.

mogshaz
Nov 10, 2006, 02:23 AM
On 2006-11-09 23:19, -Shimarisu- wrote:

On 2006-11-09 23:04, Weak wrote:
I'm trying to figure out why this is funny to you.



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I LOVE NOOBS!

Seriously the runs to outpost, and the odd mission where I leave the game unlocked result in great entertainment from noobs. I rarely kick them either. I GRACIOUSLY ACCEPT NOOBS INTO MY PARTY WITH OPEN ARMS.



yes, its obvious that you gain pleasure from their lack of knowledge, but why? Its like laughing at a baby for not knowing how to walk. While not as cruel its still the same principal.

the unexperienced usually ask questions.

SpishackCola
Nov 10, 2006, 02:24 AM
got a chuckle.

-Shimarisu-
Nov 10, 2006, 02:28 AM
On 2006-11-09 23:23, mogshaz wrote:

yes, its obvious that you gain pleasure from their lack of knowledge, but why? Its like laughing at a baby for not knowing how to walk. While not as cruel its still the same principal.

the unexperienced usually ask questions.



There is a difference between asking questions and being an idiot who uses words like "wut" because they are too lazy to press one extra key. If you want I will post all the chat logs I get from non-idiotic noobs, but they are rather long and involve big explanations on what to feed PMs.

MayLee
Nov 10, 2006, 02:30 AM
It was hard understanding what the heck happened..

Candor
Nov 10, 2006, 02:34 AM
Only one so far:
<noob has entered party>
noob: omg there's a Gm with you
<noob has been removed from party>
I forgot to put a pw, i don't use my PM in groups

EJ
Nov 10, 2006, 02:35 AM
Don't really get what's so funny beside you loving noobs but meh whatever floats your boat I guess.

Reeses
Nov 10, 2006, 02:44 AM
On 2006-11-09 23:34, Candor wrote:
Only one so far:
<noob has entered party>
noob: omg there's a Gm with you
<noob has been removed from party>
I forgot to put a pw, i don't use my PM in groups



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I think i laughed for 15 minutes on that one hahaa...

Mystil
Nov 10, 2006, 02:47 AM
>_>....

I can't say this person was a noob but it was funny to me atleast. He was asking some guys PM where she got her weapon from. He kept asking and we eventually told him that she can't answer that because she's a PM.

Garnet_Moon
Nov 10, 2006, 02:47 AM
Male A: "...why is your maids name "Futanari Maid"?
Female A: "What is a Futanari Maid?"
Me: "Because S&M Maid was taken and I didn't want to feel unoriginal and steal it."
Male A: "Ah. Makes perfect sense to have a loli futanari in your room. I'm so jealous."
"Female A: "What is a futanari maid?????"
Male A: "I'll give you a website with info and pics. *insert link* ok, go check real quick."
Me: "LOL Oh dear..."
Female A: "OK."
Me: "You're evil, y'know that?"
Male A: "Maybe. lol"
Female A: "...good bye." *warps out of my room*
Me and Male A: "LMAO!!!"

>.>

Ask and ye shall recieve.

Events on the field have been even funnier. None about GMs, but some said they reported me for partying with a hackerwho has a lv60 char. They also reported my maid too I think. I lol'd.

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Reeses
Nov 10, 2006, 02:48 AM
LOL, im gunna wake my parents up! Maybe im just delirious but ya'll are cracking me up! lol. I wish i had a fun story to tell boo http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Spacepest
Nov 10, 2006, 02:58 AM
On 2006-11-09 23:47, Silhouette wrote:
>_>....

I can't say this person was a noob but it was funny to me atleast. He was asking some guys PM where she got her weapon from. He kept asking and we eventually told him that she can't answer that because she's a PM.



OMFG HAHAHAHAHA

_dd_
Nov 10, 2006, 04:03 AM
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