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REJ-
Nov 21, 2006, 07:50 PM
Algebraically we'll use letters to represent the components:
W is women
t is time
m is money
e is evil

Women require time and money: W = t x m

Time is money: t = m
therefore, we can substitute t for m in W = t x m

so, W = m x m

money is the root of all evil: m = /e, or m x m = e

Therefore, ifW = m x m, and m x m = e, then W = e

in other words Women = evil

...end transmission...

DizzyDi
Nov 21, 2006, 07:52 PM
OLD.

MaximusLight
Nov 21, 2006, 08:39 PM
lame..... and one very sad excusses for not trying to get a girlfriend.... also your sig has a tiny flaw because 10X - X = 9.999(repeating) is assigned arbitrally or in otherword by you, it has not been proven simply assumed.

To proprely solve ? = 10X - X you must first do the math then substitute in the values as follows:

= 10X - X
= 9X
= 9(0.999(repeats))
9.9999.....(repeats endlessly)...98

so in otherwords 9.999(repeated) is always an infitesimally small bit greater than 9.9999.....(repeats endlessly)...98

Proff as follows:

= 9.999(repeats) - 9.9999.....(repeats endlessly)...98
= 0.000(repeats).....01
which is infinitesemally small.
or in otherwords you're wrong, go take algebra again.

PWND!!!1

Sord
Nov 21, 2006, 09:27 PM
* is used when typing to express multiplication so that x is not confused with the variable "x"

SpikeOtacon
Nov 21, 2006, 09:41 PM
Find X.

DizzyDi
Nov 21, 2006, 11:06 PM
On 2006-11-21 18:41, SpikeOtacon wrote:
Find X.<---



There it is.

rena-ko
Nov 21, 2006, 11:42 PM
omg, nerds >.>

MaximusLight
Nov 21, 2006, 11:52 PM
On 2006-11-21 20:42, rena-ko wrote:
omg, nerds >.>



Yes how can I help?
Wait what do you mean you weren't asking for a nerd to help you!?!
I come all the way over here and you're telling me you don't want my help!?!
Welll you can forget about me bringing my lunch money tommorrow!?!

KojiroAK
Nov 21, 2006, 11:53 PM
On 2006-11-21 20:42, rena-ko wrote:
omg, nerds >.>



http://images.google.ch/images?q=tbn:PayN-sVzjjH4FM:http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/index-bilder/banane.jpg

So you don't have to wait in line.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 22, 2006, 02:24 AM
Only men can be colorblind!

Women cannot.

Teach said so.

Shadowpawn
Nov 22, 2006, 04:17 AM
On 2006-11-21 20:42, rena-ko wrote:
omg, nerds >.>



You know it turns you on. Don't lie. ;(

Scrub
Nov 22, 2006, 06:57 AM
good lord I'm glad I stopped taking that fucking useless math

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 22, 2006, 06:59 AM
(SCRUB - R) + A = SCUBA

astuarlen
Nov 22, 2006, 11:11 AM
On 2006-11-21 23:24, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Only men can be colorblind!

Women cannot.

Teach said so.



Dumb broad. :<

Moo2u
Nov 22, 2006, 11:59 AM
When you put it like that, REJ, it makes perfect sense why you don't have a girlfriend.

I, however, never learned math. Soooooooo.......DURRR!! GIRLS SMELL GOOD!!

Daikarin
Nov 22, 2006, 12:04 PM
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270917405_1c8cb1fb12.jpg

REJ-
Nov 22, 2006, 10:50 PM
On 2006-11-22 08:59, Moo2u wrote:
When you put it like that, REJ, it makes perfect sense why you don't have a girlfriend.

I, however, never learned math. Soooooooo.......DURRR!! GIRLS SMELL GOOD!!



When you put it like that, Moo2U, it makes perfect sense that you forgot we're in FKL http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

And not only do girls they smell good, they also look, sound, taste (if you know what I mean http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/Rej_Ay/Discko.gif), and feel good http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/Rej_Ay/Wackapprove.png

Funkomatic
Nov 22, 2006, 10:54 PM
I hate math, and it apparently causes homosexuality.

Moo2u
Nov 23, 2006, 05:29 PM
On 2006-11-22 19:50, REJ- wrote:

On 2006-11-22 08:59, Moo2u wrote:
When you put it like that, REJ, it makes perfect sense why you don't have a girlfriend.

I, however, never learned math. Soooooooo.......DURRR!! GIRLS SMELL GOOD!!



When you put it like that, Moo2U, it makes perfect sense that you forgot we're in FKL http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

And not only do girls they smell good, they also look, sound, taste (if you know what I mean http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/Rej_Ay/Discko.gif), and feel good http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/Rej_Ay/Wackapprove.png



I do ever know! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

FOAtHeart
Nov 23, 2006, 05:32 PM
On 2006-11-22 19:54, Funkomatic wrote:
I hate math, and it apparently causes homosexuality.



Fact

MaximusLight
Nov 23, 2006, 08:01 PM
On 2006-11-23 14:32, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2006-11-22 19:54, Funkomatic wrote:
I hate math, and it apparently causes homosexuality.



Fact



Your both wrong on that one, although it does make you go a little insane....

ColonelPiFace
Nov 23, 2006, 08:09 PM
i accel in math, i like girls, i'm a nerd, and have had more girlfriends than most of my friends(which is slightly sad) and i have a colorblind friend. (imagine reading yellow on a crayon and seeing it as white.

Funkomatic
Nov 23, 2006, 08:40 PM
All you math brain people are wrong! I used logic thinking to come to this conclusion, therefore it must be true.

Moo2u
Nov 23, 2006, 11:32 PM
Colour blind people can't read?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 24, 2006, 04:07 AM
On 2006-11-23 17:09, ColonelPiFace wrote:
i accel in math, i like girls, i'm a nerd, and have had more girlfriends than most of my friends(which is slightly sad) and i have a colorblind friend. (imagine reading yellow on a crayon and seeing it as white.


With your accelerated math techniques you find time for all of them, without the other variable (number of them that will blow your cover) knowing!

Math playas.

Sucks for the jocks.

ColonelPiFace
Nov 24, 2006, 08:35 AM
haha

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 24, 2006, 08:54 AM
On 2006-11-22 08:11, astuarlen wrote:

On 2006-11-21 23:24, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Only men can be colorblind!

Women cannot.

Teach said so.



Dumb broad. :<


But actually, teach whom's phrase I repeated has a large Santa-like beard and also the same last name as me.

Reading off roll or names when returning tests always leads to my test and: "Why can't everyone's name be easy to pronounce like this guy!"

I'm "this guy." I also told him he probably pronounced my name wrong, but a better one would have been: "Don't forget how to pronounce my name, teach."

ColonelPiFace
Nov 25, 2006, 07:19 PM
odd..

Tystys
Nov 25, 2006, 09:51 PM
On 2006-11-21 16:52, DizzyDi wrote:
OLD.




YEAH WELL YOUR MOM IS A RESPECTED MEMBER OF THIS COMMUNITY

Tact
Nov 25, 2006, 09:52 PM
Wait, that's supposed to be an insult?

Tystys
Nov 25, 2006, 09:52 PM
On 2006-11-25 18:52, Tact wrote:
Wait, that's supposed to be an insult?



Thank you Captain Obvious for shooting down my sarcasm!

Funkomatic
Nov 26, 2006, 01:41 AM
On 2006-11-25 18:52, Tystys wrote:

On 2006-11-25 18:52, Tact wrote:
Wait, that's supposed to be an insult?



Thank you Captain Obvious for shooting down my sarcasm!

Your sarcasm appears to have been stabbed with obvious bullets.

Solstis
Nov 26, 2006, 02:09 AM
On 2006-11-23 17:01, MaximusLight wrote:

On 2006-11-23 14:32, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2006-11-22 19:54, Funkomatic wrote:
I hate math, and it apparently causes homosexuality.



Fact



Your both correct that one, although it does also make you go a little insane....



Call the Klompen Police!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 26, 2006, 02:11 AM
On 2006-11-25 23:09, Solstis wrote:
Call the Klompen Police!


UGODI

Badly named Japanese restaurant, or a shorthand of "You go die!"?

KaFKa
Nov 26, 2006, 07:34 AM
On 2006-11-25 22:41, Funkomatic wrote:

On 2006-11-25 18:52, Tystys wrote:

On 2006-11-25 18:52, Tact wrote:
Wait, that's supposed to be an insult?



Thank you Captain Obvious for shooting down my sarcasm!

Your sarcasm appears to have been stabbed with obvious bullets.



This post exudes awesomeness. 10/10

ColonelPiFace
Nov 27, 2006, 09:25 AM
even oddeer...