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Shadowpawn
Nov 23, 2006, 05:14 AM
I simply find it disgusting that meat sacks could celebrate the mass killing of our fine feathered foul! Thus I propose the boycott of this hideous annual event and propose we all go "cold turkey" from turkey. You'll feel better, live longer and your sex life benefit from it by tenfold! Join the movement, no turkey killing in 2006...wait...we're a little late.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 23, 2006, 05:17 AM
Are biscuits okay?

Wheat won't make you logie.

geewj
Nov 23, 2006, 05:35 AM
Thanksgiving is stupid

Scrub
Nov 23, 2006, 11:53 AM
YOU'RE STUPID

Jehosaphaty
Nov 23, 2006, 12:16 PM
On 2006-11-23 08:53, Scrub wrote:
YOU'RE STUPID



oh snap. whatchugonnadogeewj.

geewj
Nov 23, 2006, 01:08 PM
On 2006-11-23 08:53, Scrub wrote:
YOU'RE STUPID



That must be where your mom got it.

astuarlen
Nov 23, 2006, 02:15 PM
On 2006-11-23 10:08, geewj wrote:
That must be where your mom got it.


OH CLAP!

Dhylec
Nov 23, 2006, 05:15 PM
;o
no turkey today fer me

ABDUR101
Nov 25, 2006, 01:26 PM
On 2006-11-23 11:15, astuarlen wrote:

On 2006-11-23 10:08, geewj wrote:
That must be where your mom got it.


OH CLAP!


She got the clap from frink too? =[


Ham is where it's at really. None of that getting tired bullshit, and oh lawd a nice salty peice of meat in yo mouf..MMMMmmmmm.

(Pun retained for future come-backs by Scrub)

Scrub
Nov 25, 2006, 02:00 PM
You already want me to come back?

._. How much can you take?

HUnewearl_Meira
Nov 25, 2006, 02:37 PM
Remember: The turkey is a creature that will stare in wonder at the sky when it is raining, with its mouth gaping open, with the ultimate result that it drowns. They will do this in groups of hundreds. So if we are to kill them for food, there's a chance that they may not know the difference.

astuarlen
Nov 25, 2006, 03:12 PM
On 2006-11-25 10:26, ABDUR101 wrote:
She got the clap from frink too? =[


Ham is where it's at really. None of that getting tired bullshit, and oh lawd a nice salty peice of meat in yo mouf..MMMMmmmmm.

(Pun retained for future come-backs by Scrub)



Frink is a walking repository of diseases exotic and banal.

And it's not the turkey that makes you tired; it's the post-meal sexfest huge carbtastic meal as a whole. But ham is good, either way.

Tact
Nov 25, 2006, 03:15 PM
On 2006-11-25 11:37, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
Remember: The turkey is a creature that will stare in wonder at the sky when it is raining, with its mouth gaping open, with the ultimate result that it drowns. They will do this in groups of hundreds. So if we are to kill them for food, there's a chance that they may not know the difference.



Maybe we don't really have to kill them and we just gather up the ones that drowned.

Soinkus
Nov 25, 2006, 03:18 PM
And here I was thinking it was about how natives showed the pilgrims survival skills, and treated them to a nice meal, only to be slaughtered by the pilgrims two years kater D=

Remember!

The holiday is what it means to the INDIVIDUAL!

Despite the past, the present is what YOU make it!

ABDUR101
Nov 25, 2006, 03:31 PM
...so we should all rise up and slaughter our pilgrim supressors...?

Shadowpawn
Nov 25, 2006, 04:56 PM
That sounds like a brilliant idea! Get me the time machine, STAT!

DizzyDi
Nov 25, 2006, 06:27 PM
I'll bring the inhumane torture devices!

Tact
Nov 25, 2006, 06:28 PM
Just bring some wackos, those are bad enough.

DizzyDi
Nov 25, 2006, 06:32 PM
Srsly.