Dear Azerothian

[Mixfortune]

We have intercepted a chicken from [gold selling site]. The chicken had a saw placed inside. If you received this device, you would be able to break free of your prison. Upon leaving, you might see your mother in the kitchen preparing a large turkey.

You are to remain seated, enjoying your game. Under no circumstances shall you go to [gold selling site] to re-request another chicken.

Sincerely,
Azerothian Police

P.S. He probably meant to send a turkey, but couldn't catch the elusive critter.

[astuarlen]

I clicked because my name starts and ends with the same letters.