Akdov
Dec 7, 2006, 10:58 AM
Dear Nintendo
Congratulations on a successful launch for the Nintendo Wii system. That being said and formalities aside I found one major problem with your virtual console specifically with the NES. THERE IS NO SELF INDUCED GLITCH MODE! I mean seriously did you really expect all us old-school gamers not to notice that our TV isn't cycling through the visible spectrum every five seconds or that there are no distorted sprites or lines that appear for no apparent reason! Even worse I can't use the Wii as a secondary toaster everybody knows toast tastes better when cooked in a NES. These major flaws deprive many gamers of the authentic NES feel. In order to rectify this grievance I propose that a modification be downloaded via connect 24. The modification should allow players to experience the glitches of a 25-year-old NES. If the screen starts flashing the player should blow into the Wii-mote microphone until the system works or the player passes out from hyperventilation. Also every few minutes the game should stop working for no apparent reason. Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely
Tristan Akdov
Congratulations on a successful launch for the Nintendo Wii system. That being said and formalities aside I found one major problem with your virtual console specifically with the NES. THERE IS NO SELF INDUCED GLITCH MODE! I mean seriously did you really expect all us old-school gamers not to notice that our TV isn't cycling through the visible spectrum every five seconds or that there are no distorted sprites or lines that appear for no apparent reason! Even worse I can't use the Wii as a secondary toaster everybody knows toast tastes better when cooked in a NES. These major flaws deprive many gamers of the authentic NES feel. In order to rectify this grievance I propose that a modification be downloaded via connect 24. The modification should allow players to experience the glitches of a 25-year-old NES. If the screen starts flashing the player should blow into the Wii-mote microphone until the system works or the player passes out from hyperventilation. Also every few minutes the game should stop working for no apparent reason. Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely
Tristan Akdov