Polenicus
Dec 19, 2006, 09:49 AM
This is all 100% true, I swear.
NPC Updates:
There will be a number of updates to tweak and adjust the NPC AI's in order to enhance gameplay and the immersiveness of the PSU world. The updates are as follows:
Hyuuga Ryght: Hyuuga will be updated with a modified evaluation script that will detect the gender of players and NPC's in the party with him, and execute a series of 'come on' scripts depending on height and proportions. A special 'creepy pedophile' script will be run for PM's and extremely short female characters.
Leogini Santosa Berafort: Leo's nanoblast colour will be changed to green, and just before he executes his nanoblast, he will say 'You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.'
Lou: Lou's vocabulary will be expanded ot include phrases like 'LOL N00B' and 'OMGWTF HAX!'. She will also be able to detect if party members have scape dolls, and if not will continually demand that they be kicked.
Maya Shidow: Maya will continue to be a useless bint.
Laia Martinez: If another NPC or PM is in the party while Laia is present, she will immediately declare that the player is cheating on her, and attack the player until he/she is dead.
Partner Machines: Now when players call their PM's into battle, they will be randomly kickbanned from the game servers for possession of inappropriate materials (See 'Child pornography')
There will also be a number of new items added to the game:
Clothing:
Males: Faggly PSO Newman Force outfit
Weapons:
Pimp Cane
Tails' Severed Head
Sonic's Severed Head
Knuckles' Severed Head
Ethan Waber's Severed Head
Maya's Bra
Rappy Cannon
Broken Beer Bottle
Missions:
Special Event Mission 1: Destoy as many of SEGA'S marketing staff as you can in five minutes!
(P.S. I'm a pathological liar)
NPC Updates:
There will be a number of updates to tweak and adjust the NPC AI's in order to enhance gameplay and the immersiveness of the PSU world. The updates are as follows:
Hyuuga Ryght: Hyuuga will be updated with a modified evaluation script that will detect the gender of players and NPC's in the party with him, and execute a series of 'come on' scripts depending on height and proportions. A special 'creepy pedophile' script will be run for PM's and extremely short female characters.
Leogini Santosa Berafort: Leo's nanoblast colour will be changed to green, and just before he executes his nanoblast, he will say 'You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.'
Lou: Lou's vocabulary will be expanded ot include phrases like 'LOL N00B' and 'OMGWTF HAX!'. She will also be able to detect if party members have scape dolls, and if not will continually demand that they be kicked.
Maya Shidow: Maya will continue to be a useless bint.
Laia Martinez: If another NPC or PM is in the party while Laia is present, she will immediately declare that the player is cheating on her, and attack the player until he/she is dead.
Partner Machines: Now when players call their PM's into battle, they will be randomly kickbanned from the game servers for possession of inappropriate materials (See 'Child pornography')
There will also be a number of new items added to the game:
Clothing:
Males: Faggly PSO Newman Force outfit
Weapons:
Pimp Cane
Tails' Severed Head
Sonic's Severed Head
Knuckles' Severed Head
Ethan Waber's Severed Head
Maya's Bra
Rappy Cannon
Broken Beer Bottle
Missions:
Special Event Mission 1: Destoy as many of SEGA'S marketing staff as you can in five minutes!
(P.S. I'm a pathological liar)