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Solstis
Dec 28, 2006, 07:12 PM
I wasn't sure where to begin, so I'll have to start from the end, once I know where that is.

It was a fresh kill, worth two in the bush and one in the landfill.

I swore that I'd had enough of these snakes, but mother told me that one should never fuck on a plane.

To say that I think might entail that I am, but I'm afraid of jumping on the cart that has become a cliche of the day.

Make your merry way home, but don't forget that it's illegal to have two or more pippin.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 28, 2006, 07:17 PM
Pippen slash hottie, instead of Gnarls slash Barkley

Right hand man, MJ's biggest fan

Bigger nose than you, your brother, and your mother too!

Solstis
Dec 28, 2006, 07:23 PM
FMW stands for full motion win

Hayabusa can have Shadowpawn's next of kin

As long as people don't rhyme

Anyone have any thyme?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 28, 2006, 07:43 PM
Solly has points for distribution

Spending too many can cause confusion

Confucius say spend not want not

Probably perhaps, as I heard old people are called crack pots

Time is too expensive

Spoiling yourself is just perspective?

UnderscoreX
Dec 28, 2006, 08:30 PM
Spoiling yourself is just a myth to see
Ask Sol, you'll find 4 fifth's agree

GENIUS idea, good to see your brain best at it's time
Making a thread with corny sayings, while the rest of them rhyme

Yet you would've been better if someone else had ghosted your verse
'Cause you lost the only real advantage when you posted it firsttttt

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gifBLAAAT BLAAAT http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif

DizzyDi
Dec 28, 2006, 10:08 PM
UnderscoreX
Moar leik undercoverwhore, next!
I take out sucka MC's one by one
wit so sharp it blows you away, and I don't even carry a gun
DizzyDi, I lay down diabolical tounge twisters.
Remember the name, and be sure to add Mister.

F n F, UP!

UnderscoreX
Dec 28, 2006, 11:15 PM
Mister Mister! I find this amusing so it's on sonnnnnnnn
You could turn this into a marathon, and still end up losing in the long runnnn
Can't think of anything else to say, so i'm getting annoyed withhhh
And the only way you wont suffer a loss, is if you learn to enjoy itttttt

CLEVAR RITE ?

Moo2u
Dec 29, 2006, 12:45 AM
UnderscoreX, that's the worst of the bunch!
It got no punch! You got served like lunch
Your rhymes are as dope as f*ckin' game of polo
Even shadowpawn could out rhyme that verse (olo!)

Now DizzyDi, like me, we're two of a kind
Both are kickin' ass, and makin' dope ass rhymes
But the true compition is about to begin
The Moo2u is stepping into the ring!
He is king of boards, spittin' words so fast
Even blue hedgehogs can't run past that
You Casts got nothin', you Newmen are bluffin'
You nano-baby Beasts are nothin' but turky stuffin'!

I'm rising to the top!
No one can stop
My great bee-bop spot
In the big top
POP!

The master of mispelt words I might be,
But I've been pwnin' n00bs since 1993
I'd stop right now, but you don't understand
I can't hear over the sound of how awesome I am!
Take your vitiuam M, full of calcium
And you too can be awesome, that's my plan
Droppin' from the great white north, where it began
And now it's slowly spreadin' like srawbarry jam

...think again, if you missed that line
I'll be rockin' the mic a second time!

PEACE!!

DizzyDi
Dec 29, 2006, 12:59 AM
Moo2U that name is real appropriate
cause you just got yourself an assload of beef
put awesome badasses on the list of endagered species
cause by the end of this week they'll only be one, and that'll be me.

Underscore your name says it all too.
can't score on any girls unless they're under the age of two.
i'll sink your battleship and your whole f'in navy
you didn't know? dizzydi drops bombs the size of king kong baby

i'm so bad my ass got sent on to jail
but it was so funky they let me out without bail
so i'm back with a vengence and i got some stories to tell
once upon a time a few suckers tried to best Dizzy but they
FAILED.

UnderscoreX
Dec 29, 2006, 01:29 AM
Moo can't step to the Post Office flows, and damnit it's funny
Cause i'll be gettin' each punch back, since they're adressin' a nobody
You two can tag team all you like. seems i've got a row of fans
And you'd have this battle hands down if it were by a show of hands

DizzyDi, could it be? This guy will leave embarassed, sucking
Cause if there's a will there's a way, for your son to inherit nothing
Ghetto booty? Please, we all know you bring the excuses naked
They say loves a funny little thing, and so's the thing you use to make it

Did I hear, you think you're famous? Seems that they lied, dude
But I could put you in a fullbody cast, then EVERYONE would want to sign you..

Mixfortune
Dec 29, 2006, 01:31 AM
Shatter based cast wayward forge not the tumbling roam.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 29, 2006, 01:42 AM
On 2006-12-28 22:31, Mixfortune wrote:
Shatter based cast wayward forge not the tumbling roam.


Under scoring X not giving up the throne
Bathroom humor, not going there
Clean head to toe, even underwear
Back to the verse throw in the Diz face

Not all alone, pushing back his words
Giving up the space where they're posting like bookworms
Even if the burn wasn't replaced
He won't take that using a Mac with the thizz face

Quoted the above post just to write this one down
Throne not given up just taken by some jester clown
The tome wasn't for the dead it was for the foam
That melted away into the rest of this epi-tome

But not a pity on me, it was pronounced differently
That doesn't mean I have a weakness for you to get a slip on me

UnderscoreX
Dec 29, 2006, 02:04 AM
Everything I drop is Ill, like a clumsy doctor.

Mixfortune
Dec 29, 2006, 02:07 AM
See beyond a stare.

astuarlen
Dec 29, 2006, 02:29 AM
All these posts
Full of rhyming boasts
Cows wearing fur coats

DizzyDi
Dec 29, 2006, 01:23 PM
Cows wearing fut coats and foxes wearing leather
that ish just don't add up
like Underscore thinking he can do what I do but better
You like to talk about love and how its a funny thing
but the funny part is that your sister nicknamed me T.I., cause I'm her King.

And I don't mean to boast,brag, and punch my own chest
But my words are fresh, like I just swallowed the whole tube of Crest.

astuarlen
Dec 29, 2006, 02:03 PM
Perhaps I should not
To rhyme have sought
Zulu goose flies north in December

geewj
Dec 29, 2006, 02:48 PM
The subject of rhyming was called to the spot
And people came running to thicken the plot
They rhymed yes'es with messes and messes with masses
Passes with peices of poorly worn glasses
Puzzles with muzzles to finish it off
Then they layed down in wait till enough was enough
The rhymes they kept comming
That much was clear
The question in focus
If the ending was near
For what seemed like such folley
Such a short time ago
Seemed to be quite the contrary
The more that you'd know
And the more that you knew
The more you would see
Till you'd rather it stop
But you've trained it to be
So it stays just the same
Though it's plans had not changed
But then plans that were planned
Were not planned to arrange
And it starts yet again having seen through the plot
The subject of rhyming was called to the spot




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Wheatpenny
Dec 29, 2006, 03:09 PM
Oh freestyle, a past time that is fun.
I got rhyme i can file and send folks on the run.
They call me Wheatpenny.
The rymes I have is many.
We're all frestylin' and thats just fine
Let me pass it along for the next poster in line.

astuarlen
Dec 29, 2006, 03:18 PM
Solstice wolf howls
Saliva slick on his jowls
A challenge issued

The others' answer:
A plague of words, a cancer
Threads grow as tumors

With radiation dosed
Comes a shriking of the post
The vultures averted

A messenger from GOD then
Not here yet has trodden
To affix his deathstamp

But time and frost
Will inflict a dire cost
The landfill a quagmire in winter

geewj
Dec 29, 2006, 03:23 PM
If you could do math in rhymes
Subtract meaning from words
Plot on parrallel planes
Act as though we were nerds
If it takes us that long
For all of us to see
That the quality fraction
Is over quantitiy

Leviathan
Dec 29, 2006, 03:26 PM
levi came back to win again
with the DCMA squad to bring an end!!
5,4,3,2, ZOOM, CRASH, BANG
ladies have style &no shame
can you feel my game?

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m90/rich_girl_latina/encore.gif

levi is http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m90/rich_girl_latina/ballin.gif
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

DizzyDi
Dec 29, 2006, 03:27 PM
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m90/rich_girl_latina/ballin.gif
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif that fhkn song.

Leviathan
Dec 29, 2006, 03:29 PM
isnt on my iPod.

(//_>)

wee System of A Down. <3

if i were to tell you all what in my iPod you WILL infact laugh at me. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Sgt_Shligger
Dec 29, 2006, 03:38 PM
OH man. . .. caught on a bad page http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


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Solstis
Dec 29, 2006, 03:39 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

DizzyDi
Dec 29, 2006, 03:41 PM
Look at what your thread has turned into Solstis!

Leviathan
Dec 29, 2006, 03:43 PM
how to make a sub par rap song:disapprove:

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m90/rich_girl_latina/rnb.jpg

DizzyDi
Dec 29, 2006, 03:45 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif thats only pop R&B. People like T-Pain and Ciarra.

geewj
Dec 29, 2006, 03:47 PM
I supposed he supposed hes was supposed to act rather than suppose.
But lets suppose hed acted like he was supposed to act.
Then would he act like he was supposed to?
Or would he just be acting?
I suppose you're supposed to act.
But I act like I'm supposed to.
So let's suppose we act like we're supposed to
And let actors do the acting.

Mixfortune
Dec 29, 2006, 03:48 PM
I forsee Dr. Geewj children's books within the year.

Leviathan
Dec 29, 2006, 03:49 PM
RAWR. yea hence why i transition from rap to metal. =/

Solstis
Dec 29, 2006, 03:57 PM
On 2006-12-29 12:49, Leviatha wrote:
RAWR. yea hence why i transition from rap to metal. =/



WWAS? (What Would Allos Say?):

You don't actually listen to metal.

Leviathan
Dec 29, 2006, 03:59 PM
On 2006-12-29 12:57, Solstis wrote:

On 2006-12-29 12:49, Leviatha wrote:
RAWR. yea hence why i transition from rap to metal. =/



WWAS? (What Would Allos Say?):

You don't actually listen to metal.


what would he say?

idk.

we'll have to play the waiting game.

Sgt_Shligger
Dec 29, 2006, 04:00 PM
On 2006-12-29 12:38, Sgt_Shliggy wrote:
Looking 'round the landfill peering, forever I stood in amusement from random jeering,
Chuckling, chuckling chuckles, from the battle of Dizzy vs. UnderScore,
I sit back in my chair reclining, watching their confusing whining,
Laugh laugh laughing as this has happened before,
One would think it's strange, for to to fight for no reason, insane!
But the fighting will go on as before, just like this, nothing more.

Look at mister UnderScore, a name revealing something more,
A self-exclamatory phrase, I need say nothing more.
While watching DizzyDi, warring so angrily,
When in reality he is just fap fap fapping, to that ghetto booty he would love to be tapping,
Such pathetic examples of rapping, all you are doing is yap yap yapping,
And all this inducing continuous napping, and I should really just be slapping
And the smacking will continue until your mouths are terribly sore, with such a fat lip, you'll be down and out like UunderScore,
I olo to you, nothing more.

Solstis
Dec 29, 2006, 04:04 PM
Anyway, I meant freestyle poetry, not rap. I am saying this mostly because the posts are turning into giant blocks of text that have no place on the Internet (unsightly, use spacing and be concise).

+10 Solly points to Astuarlen and Hayabusa. Not Hayabusa FMW, though.

Frink = Dog, so he doesn't need any points. Mix is too unfortunate to get any, though.


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Sgt_Shligger
Dec 29, 2006, 04:06 PM
I used poems ;(

roygbiv
Dec 29, 2006, 04:07 PM
Ah solly points... the currency of the damned.

astuarlen
Dec 29, 2006, 04:12 PM
If rhyming was my profession,
I'd spout words in a geometric progression.
Like a fisherman, reelin' in the major dough,
Mobilizin' million dollar words like archipelago.
No slant would be too steep for me;
I'd Dickenson it up like my homegirl Emily.
And if I was so inclined,
I'd turn these rhyming couplets
Into some other poetic kind.
ABACADAEAF...
on down the alphabetic line.
(^ That there's a slant ^)
But all too soon this poetimatician would find
An inequality, an exponential decay,
In expressions which can be defined
As a set of words whose final sounds
Adhere to the rules I've designed.
But valiantly she'll bear this standard,
Deviations disallowed and maligned.
Waving, as a flag, a dictionary
To show with which side she's aligned:
the team fighting against the illiterate dark,
Wielding vocabularies sharply refined;
the side with the pens and the ink and the books
(first edition, leather-bound, and signed);
the folks who find pleasure in a careful phrase
whose nuances they've happ'ly divined.
But now I sense, through no magical insight,
This bit's become sort of a grind.
I've tired you lot out with my long-winded slop
So I think it's time I resigned.

Careful
Dec 29, 2006, 04:14 PM
......lol

UnderscoreX
Dec 29, 2006, 09:09 PM
Rap is poetry without the emo.

DizzyDi
Dec 29, 2006, 09:15 PM
Rap is Rhythm And Poetry, cuts create sound effects
You might catch up if you follow the records E. wrecks
Until then keep eatin and swallowin
You better take a deep breath and keep followin
The leader.
/Rakim

UnderscoreX
Dec 29, 2006, 09:29 PM
I know my streets, I know my sounds
Y'all know my beats, how I get down
I take my steps, in leaps and bounds
It's - HIP HOP
/Royce

Jehosaphaty
Dec 29, 2006, 11:01 PM
On 2006-12-29 18:29, UnderscoreX wrote:
I know my streets, I know my sounds
Y'all know my beats, how I get down
I take my steps, in leaps and bounds
It's - HIP HOP
/Royce



streets are free ya can't ownem
silly fella, ya sounds keep dronin
beats, what beats all i hear is blaah
looks like i just owned yo 'ma.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 29, 2006, 11:32 PM
Disko with the comeback

olo is out of luck

Patty cakes in the Maybach

Is that sauce on your duck?

Mixfortune
Dec 30, 2006, 12:05 AM
On 2006-12-29 13:12, astuarlen wrote:
If rhyming was my profession,
I'd spout words in a geometric progression.
Like a fisherman, reelin' in the major dough,
Mobilizin' million dollar words like archipelago.
No slant would be too steep for me;
I'd Dickenson it up like my homegirl Emily.
And if I was so inclined,
I'd turn these rhyming couplets
Into some other poetic kind.
ABACADAEAF...
on down the alphabetic line.
(^ That there's a slant ^)
But all too soon this poetimatician would find
An inequality, an exponential decay,
In expressions which can be defined
As a set of words whose final sounds
Adhere to the rules I've designed.
But valiantly she'll bear this standard,
Deviations disallowed and maligned.
Waving, as a flag, a dictionary
To show with which side she's aligned:
the team fighting against the illiterate dark,
Wielding vocabularies sharply refined;
the side with the pens and the ink and the books
(first edition, leather-bound, and signed);
the folks who find pleasure in a careful phrase
whose nuances they've happ'ly divined.
But now I sense, through no magical insight,
This bit's become sort of a grind.
I've tired you lot out with my long-winded slop
So I think it's time I resigned.



I think my coke bottle glasses are getting all steamy.

UnderscoreX
Dec 30, 2006, 12:20 AM
On 2006-12-29 20:01, Jehosaphaty wrote:

On 2006-12-29 18:29, UnderscoreX wrote:
I know my streets, I know my sounds
Y'all know my beats, how I get down
I take my steps, in leaps and bounds
It's - HIP HOP
/Royce



streets are free ya can't ownem
silly fella, ya sounds keep dronin
beats, what beats all i hear is blaah
looks like i just owned yo 'ma.



Y u picking on me for ?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 30, 2006, 12:22 AM
Doubleteamed run around with the smackdown

Tag me in X I'll throw it down for a full round

Samoa drop on the man with the kicks missing by a mile

Ding ding ding, 3 count now face the camera and smile

UnderscoreX
Dec 30, 2006, 12:37 AM
Hayabusa's the rudest, Jehosaphaty was never good, but still worsened
And the only time he speaks of a bitch, is when it's in 3rd person

While me ? I spit fire, flames go straight to your dome
And if you're still wondering if i'm sweet, just kiss your mother when you get home

I OWN KIDS LIKE AN ADOPTING PARENT.



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Jehosaphaty
Dec 30, 2006, 01:38 AM
alas, i've been owned.

Solstis
Dec 30, 2006, 01:47 AM
On 2006-12-29 18:15, DizzyDi wrote:
Rap is Rhythm And Poetry, cuts create sound effects
You might catch up if you follow the records E. wrecks
Until then keep eatin and swallowin
You better take a deep breath and keep followin
The leader.
/Rakim



I made fun of rap just to annoy you

I figured that it would make you moo

Moo. Moo. The cow bellowed, ripening the fruit of disaster.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 30, 2006, 01:55 AM
Solly points tabbed up ruin Leviatha's chance

Making fun of her metal being nothing but pop dance

I posted a pic of frontman for Twisted Sister

Dizzy says remember the name and don't forget the mister

Poppycock poppycock baker's man

300 percent of nothing but awesome klompen stan

Hrigg said wut don't make my thread disappear

Sef said hey I gotta shave my stubble here here!

astuarlen
Dec 30, 2006, 02:34 AM
On 2006-12-29 21:05, Mixfortune wrote:
I think my coke bottle glasses are getting all steamy.


Hot eyeballs, cold weather? Bummer.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 30, 2006, 02:39 AM
He's eating soup

While watching Goof Troop

Hot tomato in a bowl

None of that clamato eaten whole

Wheatpenny
Dec 30, 2006, 06:55 PM
Fresh Kills Landfill
Don't mess with us or we will punch you in your grill.
They don't know our how or why.
Other forums see us and cry.
With 0 post counts in the air
Posting like we don't care.
Call the Waaaaaaaambulance because
up against us you don't fare.



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astuarlen
Dec 30, 2006, 07:22 PM
Allow me to direct you attention here (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=131407&forum=14&11), Mr. Penny.

Wheatpenny
Dec 30, 2006, 07:32 PM
On 2006-12-30 16:22, astuarlen wrote:
Allow me to direct you attention here (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=131407&forum=14&11), Mr. Penny.


Yeah that is why i did it. Accidentaly on purupouse.

UnderscoreX
Dec 30, 2006, 07:37 PM
Wheatpenny's so awesome, the king of kings, truthfully
I mean, even Webster couldn't define a face so handsomely
Way more than easy on the eyes, like beautiful Artwork
Providing me with life, similar to how hearts work
We're a perfect match, right up 'till the very end
And if love really is blind, don't think I want to see evr again
<3!!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2006, 12:06 AM
I heard a rumor that Dizzy courts the ladies
No Jesus involved since he's all: be cool my babies

A girl round the way had a story to tell
She roleplayed MJ as Dizzy played as well

After the story was all said and done
She said positive things of her little hunny bun'

That was kind of sweet, just like her nighty
Dizzy asked how was it? She said you were the Ultimate-Spidey! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif