You want some candy?

Spin to Win, or merch like a champ.

Wat? Also, if you ain't spinnin' you ain't winnin'

Pho?!

handshake rape
JUNE 7
when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip
Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?

Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.

Did you get the erotic male dancers I sent to your house for your Birthday?

Good sir, may I interest you in a Slapchop?

Since I know you have a panda fetish. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But one day, you're gonna see this.

You've been drafted to join me and Endy when PSO2 hits stateside.

Operation?

Boston Pancake

Thai Beef

I tried to hold it in, I really did. And I know you miss the random obscure word chat so...


Angry Pirate

Wow I knew you'd pee in it.

You can't betray das Thai. Anyways, I got mixed feelings about D3. Well more so, I don't want to give Blizzard money because all they do is beat a dead horse. But knowing me, I'll probably give her a go.

I switched Races. I'm no longer Thai. I'm now a Rapper. Chikka chikka woot woot, whea' my dawg at? chikka chikka woot woot.






























Ok, I'm still Asian, I lied...

wtf happened to you, my Thai brotha.

deutch oven

You on the other hand, you should be ashamed of yourself.