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Recwar Review Part 3

If you don't like the maps that came with the game, which I don't, there is a map editor included. Pretty much all maps in the game are big and open which are ripe for homing missile spam. Tighter, maze like maps are much more fun, but can lead to land mine spam. The map editor is pretty damm easy to use, due to the simple tile structure of the maps. You only need a few minutes to get a decent map going.


I call this map: The Truth

And if thats not enough, the ground textures are in bitmap format so you can edit them to make the game look the way how you want.


Extra Funky mode

I was going to put up some Gameplay footage, but Fraps hates this game.

If you are looking for some kind of score or conclusion. your are not getting one. just read the damm review and make up your own mind.

Status: >EXTREME PREGNANCY
Is this like pregnant women who jump motorcycles over lines of cars or something?

- Cela aurait pu être une catastrophe

So for some bizzare reason I decided to buy my self an EEE Pc. First problem is that Computer stores don't seem to sell the things, only electrical stores. I guess Computer stores are too busy selling actual computers. But I didn't even bother with an electrical store. I went to the next best place, an office supplies store. So after standing around in the computer section for about 15 minutes looking sad and lonely, waiting for a clerk, wishing that there was a guitar on hand so I could play the May I help you riff.

Ok enough of the preramble (Seriously though, the only reason for that preramble was to elbow in that may I help you riff gag). So when I got my little EEE Pc home, I open the box to give the manual to read while eating my lunch, when I notice something wrong. all the documentation is in french. Le Fuck! Well, lets see if I can still get this little thing going anyway, but luckly the system started up in the queens english.

Well that wasn't much of a story was it.

Status: The theme of the night is about the size of my mars bar

-Ringa Ding Ding! we wanna scam your Bling Bling

So yesterday I get a call from Microsoft. The Indian guy down the line is all like "We have detected that your computer has an error and I'm here to help you fix it". And I'm all like "Well fuck me dead! we'd better get this bitch up and running all proprer like then shaln't we". So the guy gets me to go through Event Viewer and count the amount of errors that appear. It looks like I got me a nice little collection. then Guru Inran Computermann tells me that each one of those errors is a fault on your computer. Then he gets me to go here. Now this is where the scam begins. Next he says "I'll hand you over to our manager who will give you the 6 digit code to continue with fixing your PC". So the manager guy wants me to buy some kind of extended warranty for my computer at the frendly price of $250 for 2 years. At that point I hang up the phone.

So I do a little digging around that whole Event Viewer thingamagig. All that appears to be is some kind of a log of error messages. Most of them are me exiting out of program installations. Second of all, that whole webiste that they sent me to has no assicoitation with Microsoft. Its just come kinda 3rd party hepldesk jerks. Plus if you look around on the site and go to the buy it becasue I'm a sucker bit, the price is not $250 like the manager said its $1188 for one year. Motherfuck!

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Sorry.
Surge of anticipation @ open late - late night "thank you, drive thru~"

Also sorry if you have seen already. Think other new, old guy using the Curtz did at least. Tried but couldn't convince to insta change off the RAcast avatar, and said he could do his own thing with same avatar if he wanted and still coexist with the W0AH!L-B0T

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Cook up a Hijack Stalin subway with cool accent show, then I will be drowning in endorsements of so much bling.

HAYA: Anyone can have a show nowadays, thanks to sites like youtube. Come on, do it

Kid Fans can't mess with the old man. I scared the Japan Town shopping people, but, that ninja chick girl facemask scares me man. Also, I have no cool accent~ like you. Or a cooking show.

World Cup of Foosball Noodles wasn't on, but Australian Rugby was for some reason. Australia Channel watermark, not on the bottom corners but the top ones. And this is a channel that doesn't play Australia anything.

I'm a no good "Yank," but don't really get down with Beer commercial American Foosballs is the Devil. Cincinnati Bungals or Oakland RRRRRaiders jokes notwithstanding.

Every pile up it looked like the opposing team taking the ballhandler down got in at least 3-5 extra shots/shoving the head down/gut punch, with no screening or help from the ball handler's team. Every time they finally got up I expected some Hockey puncheroonies. Which didn't happen. These guys have dignity to just take it, then do the what I assume is standard walk up a bit, ball under the foot roll behind to next player.

Scoring I tried to follow. What with the kick only a dozen meters from that goal post, then some guy did a thing that they get almost arrested or fined for in the No Fun League(unless its Brett Favre, but he's too old can't jump to do it anymore): Jump and attempt to dunk the ball as it passed over the crossbar - he went under, tapped it backwards. Teammate lunged on it past the 2 other blue guys of NSW? team and scored by having control over the goal line (but the kick went through the goal post before the tap back, which could have been a score if only a lesser one? "Field Goal" style?)

They went to the replay as the announcer called it utterly brilliant athleticism.

Scoreboard announces: "TRY" to cheers. "P.A.T." kinda free kick, 6 points... baby.

Red team employing monster athlete Brazlian dudes (Tomba or Tonta, something) to beat up home grown NSW? What is this, the Evil Empire of the New Yolk Yankeeeees?!

Dude, Australia has a female prime minister! Since Wednesday, but I only heard

Custom camo paint your guns, and custom Recon standard issue to make it Super Effective, is how to roll. Not army surplus extra junkage bought @ 30% off Stalin Subway Hijack everything must go!

But nobody else has a camo backpack, I'm the only one! Think about that for a minute, then realize your buyer's remorse.

Status: Intergalatic Space Badass

- Nerf. your doing it wrong.

The Nerf facebook page is a great place to see the very worst of Nerf on the net. and here's my picks for the best of the worst.


Thats not how you Nitemanta. This is how you Nitemanta


Thats not a humvee


Those storm troopers realy are incompetent. if you can't hold your gun around the right way, you deserve to have your death star blown up...twice.


Theres a diffrence between your grandmas blanket and a guhille suit.


I didn't think so much fail could be contained in one pic. People outside the NIC may not understand why. So here's a list
*Wearing camo makes you look like a douchebag. wearing nothing but camo, now thats just sad.
*That massive camo backback just makes you a bigger target. second of all, why wear the fucking thing.
*Using a Recon. Worst gun choice ever.

What's happening with the Stalin Subway play through? Metro 2033 looks like it's a remake of that - It's in russia, in the subways. Just kidding on the remake bit.

If they're the Fire Police, then who will Fire the Police?!

Well then lets hope they don't try and get smart but with only parlor tricks and singe the ends of their boxes with lighters, or heaven forbid some lawn bonfires to make it look as though their trash was part of the burning car man.

but such a prime happenstance for hooliganism probably doesn't come around everyday and by then your neighbors have hopefully moved away, or of course won't be so apt to remember their mistakes of all kinds in trash removal.

Status: It's a Brotastrophy

Status:Weavin' a yarn.

Anyway, mildy comical story. So I'm working on some junk on the computer, when I hear car horns going off. I think to my self " Goddam bogans over the road are being dickheads again". So I take a look outside and notice car engulfed in flames. So... a car that may have been dumped by joyriders and torched to cover their tracks. thats a great story. whoopty de fucking do. Goddamit me! let me finish telling the story!

So anyway, I call the firecops to put it out, and they do. any yes fire trucks and cops showed up, so that means firecops. what are the cops going to do? arrest the flames? "car fire! get down on the ground and put your hands up!" Actualy dude, they where looking for bad guys.

Thats the mudane part of the way, now for the punchline.
So next day, the bogans have an absolute surge of genius and decide to fill the car with the junk that they have sitting out the front of their house (Hey its not bogans if their house isn't decorated with discarded furnature and boxes for Plasma screen tv's). But! dispite their fantastic and well executed plan, it backfired when the car was towed away, with the junk retured to its rightfull owners.

That racial fascism is true, and it definitely got experienced firsthand in the most unlikely of places. I may have to get emo/longwinded and bust out a Rant of regular magnitude in that there, "I hate this PSYOU game-but I still play it" deadhorsebeats forum.

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--Very much agree. Take a base with capability to improve with combinations added together with it and whatever is added onto, will always be an improvement. Just some being bigger than others according to strength of the combined goods or the weapon chosen to fuse with, compared to the base item.

Also bring back Partisans and their animations. Spears are fun, but what about the entire pole not being used much for horizontal/multiple hit slash enemy mob control? Why only the stabbing forward then PA PP point usage for the wind up and spinny to hit enemies on 3 sides of you.

Status: I keep telling you, I'm not Solid Snake.
And I keep telling you that you are Solid Snake.

-Craft your self another chore.

Crafting systems are never fun in the vidya. when I think crafting system, I invision a system where you can fuse your items together to come up with new and interesting combinations. but all it ends up being is an aditional chore in getting the item you want. Instead of just finding or buying the "Stupendiuosly impractical sword of wounding" you have to collect 5 bits of random crap and bang them together in the hope that your 65% sucess rate yeilds what you desire.

What I'd like to see is a crafting system, which is used to customise weapons using parts from other weapons. I'll use PSO as an example. for instance, you can fuse a saber with a sword to make a giant 2 handed saber. or the other way around to make a saber sized sword.

Status: What is the world comming to if you can't even trust a place called "Sleasers Palace"

-You know, Its still racisim.

If you treat someone favorably, just becasue they are a diffrent race is still racisim. you may thing being racisist is just being negative to people of other races, but it is still racisim if its in reverse. you are still treating someone diffrent purely on racial factors.

Dude, I'm getting spam from your email adress, with CC to your other hotmail contacts.

Status: and all this loaf saved up for nothing. Rainbow Stalin

- Got you now

Looks like McDonalds slipped up when the decided on sending me a servey to rate their ads. I shit you not, I did an survery on McDonalds advertising. you can imagine how I responded.

Anyway, one of the ads failed to work only showing this info card.


Someone better stock up on life insurance.

Previous: I hope the paparatzo with no social skills left didn't get much for that image of not exactly shocked and afraid of gun point Death by Bali dudes.

Latest: Sounds like the idea most would want associated with that infamous PSP's almost adequate controls, even in the new DL microbuxcash only form. Why would anyone support slightly better controls for a tradeoff of download space capable of exceeding then more memory cards needed to just hold the game and possibily even have no more space to save the game, I have no idea. Says "NEW!!" and people do run off to new, even if not improved. As for colors, they really profit there. Or only slightly improved, where they should have offered the first time around, Nintendon't DS copy iMAC, now in "NEW XL screen size!" (like 3.5 cm more tho) With first offered color, maroon red/brown/glob of a mess!

Analog nub is just so-so very bad. Half the give any direction, no corners or circular gate, half of half of half the size of anyone else's. Then they only give you one. Like they really want to stick the point to you, who bought one of these contraptions, that its literally "half-assed," twice!