W0LB0T
Only lives to get radical

Status: Chaz and Dave, as you've never seen them before! Entertaining people! Plus Darts!

-Hey Lanard!

I just worked something out



Looks alot like a



Fuck yes!

Status: Wet Cat and cheese

*AWARD TIME*
Which this week is called: "The anti Maggotory award"
and the Winner is: SpikeOtacon
For starting a Mafia forum game In an attempt to reverse the ensuing maggotory in FKL.


Accept this fine trophy



From now on, I'm going to personaly send these trophys to the person in question

Status: Blade, Laser and Blazer

-I'm Hatin' it.

The no.1 reason I hate McDonalds is its marketing. Congratualtions Douche Nozzles, you spent all that money, only to have me not buy your shit. If you don't see an advert for McDonalds within 5 minutes, you desreve an award. No wonder they where losing money, they spent it all on adverts.
But here's the worst part about their adverts. They are so so so so so very wanky. Its hard to explain, but if you see one, you'l understand. They are trying so hard to be cool and hip. If thats whats cool, then I'm glad I'm not.

How about learning to make them burgers yourself? Preposterous, I know.

Edit: saw your thread, good going.

Status: All my songs sound the same...Totally kickass


-New post. For a limited time only.


Damm those fast food chains and their for a limited time food. Damm them to hell. Why does it have to be the most kickass things ever. One day your chewin' down on the greatest food ever, next day. Bamm! Gone!


A tribute to the fallen menu items.


Hungry Jacks:
-Angry Whopper – Whopper with cheese, feat. Hot sauce, Jalapeños and Onion rings.
A fast food that was hot. Damm was it hot! And tasty. The added touch of onion rings. Genius! I morned the day this burger died.


KFC:
-Nacho Cheese burger – Zinger burger, Feat. Salsa, cheese sauce and corn chips
Pure eating heaven. Chips in a burger...Fantastic!


-Hot Rods – Chicken skewers KFC'd
I love Chicken Skewers, And deep frying them KFC style is great. They also came with a pepper gravy. That stuff was such a good chip dip.


Domino's
-Mr. Wedge – Some generic pizza with potato wedges on it.
Sounds like the stupidest thing ever, but thats where the genius lies. Totally shatters all expectations.


McDonalds
-Buying nothing
Brilliant idea!

*rofl* no wonder I didn't win anything.

Status: Chubbs, The Greatest Vulcan/Aligator ever.

-The Pathetic art contest rage 2: Judgement day.

Not having the same theme for the Stick figure contest as the illustration contest...Yeah, what the hell! Are the entries you where expecting so freaking shit you didn't even bother have them be on topic. Well we can see that they where shit, so +1 on pesumption.

Bitch! you asked for it!

1up Floader fun(or some shit like that) By SabZero.

So you wanted to submit a bar napkin scrawling into an art contest. Did you also have the same forsight that this contest was going to be as full of fail as a standard post in PSU-General. Freckled faced git up close riding the thingy with flames shooting out the front, has a weird pose. No time to get out those anatomy books whilst scrawling on a bar napkin. Those jetski thingies look like their sinking. They are hover jet skis, they don't need to be underwater. (yes i fucking know they are called floaders, its right fucking there in the title). Then there's fuckface McGee in the back waving like a fuck nut. You best be watching where your going lest ye be a face full of tree. Oh and the kicker. You put your fucking name on it. Way to fail...

I hate to say this, but the stickfigure contest did *not* have a theme besides having to be funny.

Otherwise, ha-ha winners :P

Edit: Do mine, go on. I can take it.

FOCL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-The Pathetic art contest in review, now with way too much lateness-Part 2
Stickfigure assualt

GOTY by Rust

It has nothing to do with any event you twat! Its all lame "lol this game suxors" errors. Yes, you didn't have to draw anything fancy, but i can't make an arsehole from an elbow in the drawings.

When Rares Aint Rare by W0LB0T
Almost has something to do with an event. But the joke is weak. The word "event" was just shoehorned in. "lol they have big swords olololo" LAME! Also you just cuntpasted the same poses over and over. lazy.

The Trouble With Sorting Orders by Imatron_
What? that has noting to do with an event. Waste of time

Story of my (PSU) Life by gun_on_shoe
Oh, cry the fuck more. Its just a lame post in PSU-General in image form. Plus the dumbass put their name on it, even though you where not ment to. Now thats PSU-General for you

Status: You're only scum compared to Krusty...Yeah, you see how you scum

-The Pathetic art contest in review, now with way too much lateness

The event Art contest was complete crap. Why? The submissions where lousy. I didn't even dignify voting for any piece.

Illistrations

Operation Firebreak: Carma
Oh boy, this is bad! everyones arms are like twigs, too small and thin. The middle character looks totaly like a dude. the only way i can tell they are female is because of the clothes. The one with the spear has the worst pose ever. Just standing there puffing out their tits. Plus the spear and a leg just seems to dissapear. The one with the bow has a stupid pose also, Thats not how you fire a bow. If using a projectile weapon LEAVE BOTH EYES OPEN! It fucks up your depth of field and makes you aim off to one side. Trust me. Also, why is her leg underneath the dudechick? Lastly, Photon bows don't have strings. If she's ment to be aimng, why is there no arrow loaded. Dry firing does 0 damage.

Eternal Struggle by Yueri
Again, looks like a dude. Just doing a lame pose on a rock with a horde of cuntpasted rodent things around. So very Cliched

Relaxing at Denes Lake by Tsukyo
Slightly looks like a chick. If its ment to be at Denes lake, why does it look like shes on a rock in the middle of the sky. The line work is lumpy, the rod is pathetic. And she dosen't look like she's relaxing. More like having an Emo moment.

Encounter by Elwain
Huh! its a thing inside a vagina. The punk rocker dude is staring at it thinking "what the fuck is that?" He's cool. Its like hes breaking the 4th wall knowing this artwork is shit. Then there is yet another dudechick with a bow. Open your fucking eyes and do something. Then there's the CAST with the ghetto blaster. She must have thourght there was going to be some kind of dance off inside the vagina. I have to admit this one is the best drawn, except for the MSpaint spraypaint along the top. What the fuck man?

Status: Farmer Wussingtons Extra Mild Weak Sauce. L4mers choice

-Incase of gunshot wound, Hide behind a chest high wall

Regenerating health in FPS...Talk about bad game design. which fucknut decided that every 1st person and 3rd person shooter needed them. its such bad game design. why? Becasue it allows the player to take stupid risks and not get punished for it. If you got 5 bad dudes holed up over by some chest high walls, instead of taking care to shoot them or flank them, all you have to do is pop out of cover and take them all down not worring that your being turned into swiss cheese just so long as you can find cover before you kick the bucket. Then there are games where you need it, like crackdown. Where just walking near a group of bad guys will net your body weight in lead. but this is just bad design. Why does there have to be billions of enemies on screen with pinpoint accuracy. Why can't they be stragiticaly placed?

Then there is the old school system by having health packs everywhere. Nah...that shit just don't work these days.

The games that have done health systems right: Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Timesplitters. Where you only have a certan amount of hits to last the whole level. With some Armour thrown in on easier difficulties.
Perfect Dark Zero: The only game to get regenerating health right. Where you will only recover a certan amount depending on the severety of the hit. Nicked in the arm, no problems, almost all will come back. but if its a square hit. only expect some back. this keeps you running blindly into oncoming bullets, but dosen't punish you for taking a cheap hit or a stray bullet.
Operation Flashpoint: 1 good shot. you dead. One close shave, your screwed. Shot in the leg? well your crawling the rest of the way, Sholder? forget about trying to hold that gun straight.

Status: Gunfights, Car chases, Explosions and Naked Women. The Autobiography of W0LB0T

-Keeping tabs on retards



Yep! Thats PSU General. Not Rants.

Status: You'll be slappin' yo troubles away with the Slapchop

-Now something positive.

Cats are fuckin' awesome. Why? Because they are the most evil, self centered, manipulitive animals out there. They know how exactly to tap into the human psyche to get food. Either by acting cute, pissing you the hell off, or wrecking your shit. Usualy in a combination of all 3. I hate people who say cat's are dumb becasue you can't train them like a dog. Cats don't want to waste their time with your petty training. How does "Sit" benifit a cat?

Hardware stores are fun! going around and messing about with tools and other things, even though you don't even know what they are. One fun thing to do is go into the plumbing section and build some crazy thingymajig with all the pipe sockets, elbows, tees. etc. Best of all if you just leave it there so others can admire it. Another activity is playing around with plungers. Just remember that plungers don't stick to stuff if you throw it at them. See how much crazy crap you can do untill you get kicked out. Best thing about that is that there are those hardware stores that are as big as a city under one building. the employees will never find you.

Status: Sony Vegas, BAH! more like Sony Branson

*W0LB0T's FAIL OF THE NON PREDETERMINED TIME AWARD*
Which this week is called: The "I can't Read the OP for Shit" award
And the winner is: Zanesfield!
For this post. In Nitro's BB Private servers and changes for BB thread. Which explictly says on EVERY FUCKING PARAGRAPH! not to ask how to connect to free servers. Well done Zanesfield! A winrar is you!

-Your writing a rant about Windows Vista. Are you sure you want to continue?

Ok now time to bash Windows Vista. Just to show that my hate is universal.
Not only is it a system hog, it is one of the most overcautious peices of software ever! it has to ask your premission every time you want to run a program, OF FUCKING COURSE I WANT TO RUN IT YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! I clicked on it didn't I. And I didn't change my mind in the time it took the dialog box to pop up.

Heres something fun to do on Windows Vista. Attempt to uninstall your antivirus, and watch it have a complete panic attack. it's fucking hilarious watching it remind you that your deleting the antivirus every 3 seconds. not only does it pop up messages from the toolbar, it will do some good ol' fashoned middle screen popups too, which pause the process.

Ah, Vista. Making XP look good.

Status: Achin' Steak 'n' Bacon

This shit needs some serious reform. It's become too much like some generic social networking site. And those things are so very lame. This needs to be less about what I did and more about what i think.

-iDont iCare iAbout iYour iProduct

Do Mac fans suffer from severe buyers remorse? This is my theory on why Mac fags must constantly tell everyone about their latest mac product. when they spend 3 grand on a Macbook, then realise that they spent 3 grands too much. so they enter a massive dismissive spiral, where they must constantly remind them selves and others how good mac's are. Just spouting the same bullshit from the tv commercial, Keeping them selves in a bubble of ignorant bliss.

"wow! its all white and slim! thats so cool. white and minimilistic is so futuristisc and hip right now"


So it this bargin price toster


Wow that cheap white plastic finish makes it so hip and cool.

Status: Johnthan Woodstream

Damm that raider is hard work. empting all 36 (dispite Nerf calling it a 35 round drum, 36 darts will fit comfortably and you can squish 37 in) darts gives you pumping arm a workout.

I want to paint my Raider yellow, so it looks like the concept version from N-Strike the video game.


Concept

Actual

there is this tiny crack on my thumb, but it hurts like hell. What the fuck man!

ha ha! PSU is broken again.

Status: Eat Your damm pine cone!

RAIDER GET!

My mum bourght a cat bed and a cat slept in it. That never happens! Cats find their own sleeping areas. They don't want some jerk telling them where to sleep.

Good on you for not being trampled.

Status: Oh Taft you ol' dog you

Painting your nerf gun black is so very n00b. Painting a Longshot black is double n00b.

Whilst on transit to my abode, I noticed a vast number of persons in an orderly que directly infront of the doors to Target. So I thourght to my self "lets go see what all the fuss is about". I was safe to assume the mass of people where waiting to splurge at the toy sale inside. Once the doors where opened, the masses pored in, and I casualy made my way inside. Noticed a few nerf guns on show and promply purchased them. Avoiding the masses scurring around the toy and Electrical goods section.

Getting up early sux, I have nothing to do with all that extra time.

Status: Jason Lumbercreek

you know you're a nerfer when you spend more on modifications than you did to buy the blaster.

So i did get around to making a good map in Timesplitters 3. All I had to do was copy the temple from Goldeneye and chuck in a couple of gun turrets for good mesure.



Its WIP.

To complete my set with


The yin and yang of FKL.

Run in fear from the PRECIPITATOR!. Lest ye be mildy damp.