Monochrome
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I get that a lot...

Hot.

Breeze In Monochrome Night

Share? Who buys vodka for their girlfriend though... Wine or champagne are the traditional romance drinks. D:

Good point!

Yours or mine? I'm starting to think you have a foot fetish.

I am very shy around outgoing people that I've just met.

No wonder!

You, obviously!

You don't want meeeee.

You're a brave man, toes. Far braver than I as well as infinitely manlier.

:/ Want me to hold your hair back or something?

How ya doin, toes?

Happy Spooky Day to you too.

Back off excessive toe man!

you'd like that!

The penis is on backorder.

They stopped making the model I was after. I'll check eBay.

You get me so well. ;_;

Hurricane Kylie is an overwhelming Category Five storm with sustained winds of over 165 MPH and a monstrous storm surge of over twenty feet! It'll devastate your coastline and wreak havoc upon the population of the state of Monochrome. Most importantly, it'll cost an unimaginable sum in damages; tread lightly!

You did it right.