gigawuts
Resist/RealLife+++

Good talking point in the EP3 thread in regards to WB.

What the hell is a gigawut?!

So like, I'm considering moving to Ship 2 because all my Malay teammates got LOLIPOWNED

will you notice me if i move there senpai

gigu-senpai

im so bored overseas without PSO because shitty RMT china block

tell me sexy stories

Sorry, my windows just crashed for no reason. I guess I'll hit bed and see ay tomorrow after working on bits for a bit.

everyone is mad at me because i am so pretty

-high kicks-

qoxolg says I should come to Ship 2 to do AQs with him and you and Olaf.

Considering how terrible Ship 2 apparently is, wouldn't the easier solution be for all of you to come to Ship 8 instead?

LOOKS LIKE I'M DATING A CUTE BRITISH BOY WITH A BIG DICK NOW

CONGRATULATE ME

My game just crashed and now it seems broken. No SHAQ's for me today. Time to go on your report sir!

Go update your Tech Customization guide.

It's easier than scrolling through the crappy in-game interface. Who designed that thing?

siiiiiiiiiiiigh

does cute british boy even like me

if so why wont he just bang me every single minute of the day already

so i just found out tonight that a hot dad ive been lusting after for a while is 64 years old

does that make me creepy?

that was supposed to be the setup to a gay porno

youre supposed to grab my arm before I storm out of the office and then we do it on top of the photocopier

dummy

im at work

this is sexual harassment

reporting you to hr

do you need photographic evidence

im not wearing underwear today either fyi

come to think of it maybe why he didnt go home with me on saturday was because i was hitting on like, six boys at once

im the sluttiest person ever

i wonder if i should feel bad

i have the body of a prepubescent kid

completely smooth sob

i need that fur pressed up against me in the cold winter nights to keep warm

he also has the sexiest scruff ever hnnnngh

need him to give me beard-burns all over my body

can you believe he wouldnt go home with me saturday night? he said next time though

im inviting him to an event that starts at 6 pm next week, knowing where he lives he cant get home since i live in the city of the worst weekend-night bus schedules ever

AND CONVENIENTLY MY PLACE IS ONLY A SHORT SUBWAY RIDE AWAY

scheming

im telling qoxolg about this cute british guy i met recently

he seems disturbed by my descriptions of the guy's chest hair and dick

and im like why

big dick

lots of chest hair

-perverse moaning-