i am KaFKa, thats a good reason to vote for me to begin with.
secondly, i offer a 30% tax break.
thirdly, all of your pay shall be upped threefold (or times three)
fourthly, i offer a free dental plan for all
lastly, when i am elected president, i will open the main floor of the harem to all. (yes, even lostman will be allowed in)