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Choose your class and starting equipment (3 slots).
You know, I asked a friend of mine with a bunch of tattoos once.
She told me that even if she didn't end up having that one piece that would be meaningful to her her whole life, at the least they...
I understand and respect your wishes. I will also prescribe you Sildenafil, RxAllTheMiligrams, which should draw blood away from your head long enough to induce brain death. If you experience an...
I'd like to issue a pregnancy test. All of your skin's natural SPF(tm) is being directed to the fetus, and the sounds of children that you hear are actually the fetus itself whispering to you....
I'd like to do an abdominal X-Ray. I believe your colon may have twisted upon itself and now excrement is backing up into your fingers and brain. This condition actually effects many writers....
Yes yes, thank you for your patience, please come in.
Oh.
Ma'am, I'm terribly sorry- you've fallen to a serious condition. With your permission, my medical advice is immediate admission to...
I'm sorry maam, I'm very busy assisting another patient, please wait.
You seem to be suffering from penetrating emotional trauma. Two weeks of antibiotics should clear that up- I've conveniently delivered your prescription to be picked up here
Be sure to follow up...
What seems to be troubling you, FKL?
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
As it should be. ~_o
Huh. Well, now that everyone's coming clean, I might as well too.
Members of PSOW, I am a dude.
A dude with triceps.
And they rock.
(I am very sorry for your loss of triceps, TOH ._.)
I may re-submit an old crowd favorite, but unless there's a lack of ample fighters, I'm afraid I'll stick to the stands for now.
To those who do join, though, you can find me in my VIP box. Do try...
Woah woah woah wait what?
1) Assume that everyone else finishes off the Barba Ray- dive into the water and swim away from the raft.
2) Snip off and save a piece of Barba Ray to eat for later.
3)...
1) Retry the chop-chop.
2) Repeat
3) Repeat
I'd like to use the scissors to try to disintegrate the creature snip by snip, if possible
1) Help OutKast onto his feet, before the Barba Ray can continue its attack
2) Use giant scissor's magic focus on the Barba Ray
3) Give 'em the ol' chop chop. ~_o
1) Conclude that sea serpent would taste delicious with a side of caviar.
2) Regrettably, twist my dried shirt up as to make a short length of cloth rope. Tie my shoes to either end of the shirt,...
1) Swim out to any floating surface. The whiteboard will suffice, if no other makeshift raft does.
2) Remove shirt, set it out to dry.
3) Proceed to tan for a bit while things unfold. Consider...
1) Search for food
2) Search for food
3) Retreat to higher grounds. Prepare to set sail.
1) Turn up the water control valve all the way. Toilettes, sinks, water fountains, everything, set the pressure so high you'd think a fire hose was hooked up to every one of them.
2) Under the...
1) Use medkit
2) Michael Jackson my way down, down, down into the basements of the arena, where all the mechanical doodads and whatnot support the stadium.
3) Search for the water pressure control...
1) Make/fight my way over to the press box.
2) Play music over the speakers to (somewhat) disorient the zombies.
3) Return to higher ground.
1) Retreat to higher ground once more. Pull ladder up with me.
2) In light of earlier clumsiness, give a self examination. Am I feeling alright? Could the recent skirmish through the zombie crowds...
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
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