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    Everyone knows the original Xbox already...

    Everyone knows the original Xbox already officially won the console wars, on account of it's flail like accessories.



    ribbit
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    Technically, no.

    Technically, no.
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    My pot-at-o was confiscated.

    My pot-at-o was confiscated.
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    It's preferable to the alternative.

    It's preferable to the alternative.
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    N1H1! Tingle has nitrogen in his helium. What a...

    N1H1! Tingle has nitrogen in his helium. What a slob. What a pig.

    Someone get him anti-viral everythings!
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    FKC I FRL can PBS that SOB.

    FKC I FRL can PBS that SOB.
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    Careful how you use the word rock when speaking...

    Careful how you use the word rock when speaking of women.


    Winks are reserved for gay men and euphemized celebrities.
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    Fine, more virginized Jessica Biel for me.

    Fine, more virginized Jessica Biel for me.
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    Nobody cares if you're tall, because you're not...

    Nobody cares if you're tall, because you're not the tallest.
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    I run hot. Faster with fans. PSO,...

    I run hot.

    Faster with fans.



    PSO, you're my dream.
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    Men aren't that tall you know. Com unity...

    Men aren't that tall you know.

    Com unity doesn't stop there. These people aren't kind. Not even kind of.
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    Rotten luck.

    Rotten luck.
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    Are you sure that wasn't just something you saw...

    Are you sure that wasn't just something you saw on 7th Heaven?
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    Sure your kids will take care of you, so long as...

    Sure your kids will take care of you, so long as you don't mind your personal life being available for the community crap hatch.

    My kids aren't THAT rich.
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    But I don't want to play Fallout 3. It's buggy.

    But I don't want to play Fallout 3. It's buggy.
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    I'm still not convinced. Screw it. Burial...

    I'm still not convinced.



    Screw it. Burial at sun.
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    You sound very considerate.

    You sound very considerate.
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    I think you're crusin for a bruisin. That's bad...

    I think you're crusin for a bruisin. That's bad meat you know. Very bad meat.

    You should take better care of your meat. You'll have a better BBQ that way. Everyone wants to have a good BBQ.
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    The only thing I was talking about was a nice...

    The only thing I was talking about was a nice family oriented dinner of succulent breasts and moist thighs. Women have no part in this conversation.
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    Hey, I thought this wasn't about women. I don't...

    Hey, I thought this wasn't about women. I don't feel funny anymore.
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    So do you like dark meat? I personally like...

    So do you like dark meat?
    I personally like thighs.

    When handling the live chicken, do you use a knife to get the breast or do you just choke it?
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    It's all catsup to me. Dirty vile catsup. So if...

    It's all catsup to me. Dirty vile catsup. So if you've got maters in your mottos, you should have thought of that before inviting me to the BYOBBBQ.
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    <- Has non-opposable thumbs
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    I'm just saying that Easter egg hunts have...

    I'm just saying that Easter egg hunts have nothing to do with Mothers Day.
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    Get it? Because bananas have potassium. Uhh,...

    Get it? Because bananas have potassium.

    Uhh, yeah, I didn't get it either.


    Good job on the breast joke though. I gave a good giggle. Because I was thinking all Sports Illustrated, and then...
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