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    *the B4Rmaid/man walks over to the bucketspace...

    *the B4Rmaid/man walks over to the bucketspace bucket and peers inside*

    Nitro? Are you okay in there? Don't get yourself knocked out or anything! We wouldn't know where to look to find you!
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    Hmm. I wonder where the jantor went. It's a good...

    Hmm. I wonder where the jantor went. It's a good thing there aren't any messes here for him to miss. :wacko:
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    It's just a common role-playing game trope....

    It's just a common role-playing game trope. Certain races are almost always better at certain tasks than others. For example, Dwarves are the best drinkers and blacksmiths around with few exceptions....
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    If you don't headbutt the Krogan, you don't...

    If you don't headbutt the Krogan, you don't deserve to be called Commander Shepard. :wacko:
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    Video games seem to be the one place where racism...

    Video games seem to be the one place where racism is not only tolerated, but expected of players who wish to play the game well. (Hey, those strong, sturdy Dwarves can't cast spells! And those pansy...
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    If you get energy by drinking LIGHTNING, and...

    If you get energy by drinking LIGHTNING, and you've never drunk LIGHTNING before arriving here, how did you stay active this whole time?
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    Dang it, Nitro. If you have a room here already,...

    Dang it, Nitro. If you have a room here already, what am I supposed to give you besides the raise you already have coming? Help me out here!

    How about a gift card for the Extremely Dangerous...
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    No, he hasn't. He earns every single @ on his...

    No, he hasn't. He earns every single @ on his paycheck. I really should get around to giving him that raise for keeping everything sparkly clean for so long. Or...I can have a room built for him in...
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    Your...what, now? I've never heard of such a...

    Your...what, now? I've never heard of such a thing. If it's a weapon, please don't ruin the place with it. It takes a lot of time for Nitro to fix everything up nicely and the last thing he wants is...
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    I always thought they weren't in the B4R, but...

    I always thought they weren't in the B4R, but rather on some adjoining piece of property. Only Nitro knows. He made them himself.
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    I wouldn't put it past the basement to do that,...

    I wouldn't put it past the basement to do that, but I don't think it does. Would you like to go investigate? I'm sure you'll have fun cleaning up the place.
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    They'll just respawn next time someone goes down...

    They'll just respawn next time someone goes down there. It's the same with the small spiders, the snakes, the cavemen, the shopkeepers, and so on. Of course, this also means the treasure respawns.
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    This must mean you're always hungry, Sord....

    This must mean you're always hungry, Sord. :wacko:

    I can count on one hand the number of times you haven't been drinking in here.
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    This is the last round, coming right up! *the...

    This is the last round, coming right up!

    *the B4Rcat puts a lid on a glass of GOD and slides it into the hole in the floor for Seth. Then, he/she follows up with a large crate of LIGHTNING which...
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    Do you mean the one behind the counter for milder...

    Do you mean the one behind the counter for milder stuff, or the small shack twenty feet out in the back for Sord's specialties? Either way, I'll go get it so you can focus on your roasting.
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    Nitro has...a toilet monster as a pet in the B4R...

    Nitro has...a toilet monster as a pet in the B4R now? I guess it would be okay if Nitro cleans up after it (and I know he would). I just hope it doesn't get too messy. Everyone's dignity could be at...
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    Didn't Seth just go underneath the floorboards to...

    Didn't Seth just go underneath the floorboards to make his exit? This won't end well. He shouldn't have done that...
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    I don't want to offend anyone, but I don't think...

    I don't want to offend anyone, but I don't think I can trust anyone here with anesthetics. :wacko:

    It would likely lead to several things I'll have trouble explaining the following week.
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    I would agree to that, but that sounds very...

    I would agree to that, but that sounds very painful. I'm also sure he'll see the blood dripping down my head and he would know anyway. He's known me to be a cat-hermaphrodite before. I don't think...
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    If he did, you would have to hide me. "Half-cat...

    If he did, you would have to hide me. "Half-cat girl" might mean "full cat girl" to him. I could always hide in the massive expanses of the B4R's basement. Even I don't know all of the stuff down...
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    We all know bread is good for more than just...

    We all know bread is good for more than just drunkenness. Bread is fun with friends, too. Just watch out for the sandwiches. They aren't fun at all to deal with.
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    *deftly catches the @ and tosses it into the...

    *deftly catches the @ and tosses it into the register* Of course you may. *slides a LIGHTNING across the floor to Nitro* Enjoy! Also, don't touch any metal during consumption. That might result in a...
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    We need to put Dr. Robotnik Tager into the little...

    We need to put Dr. Robotnik Tager into the little Egg Car thing. The color scheme would match so well, and it would look cute despite how big Tager is.
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    Wow, Nitro, I just now noticed Tager in your...

    Wow, Nitro, I just now noticed Tager in your signature. Did he just transform and roll out? Is that the new Genesic Emerald Tager Buster? Did Kokonoe give him super-boosters?
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    Now you can see on which side of the matter Sord...

    Now you can see on which side of the matter Sord lies. Then again, he is a robot and therefore does not need to wear pants. Other people get around it in other ways. Also, Sord, you seem to be rather...
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