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a good time in a bouncy castle

yea if you can smell your crotch while sitting down, it's time to put on some axe

that's the most valid reason of all, assuming a person has friends. it's like saying there's no valid reason to tickle someone.

k fine. the game has boobs

buy latinum and wait for star trek to become real

we won the lotto and moved to kansas

put your balls in a sack next time. oh wait

question is: do you go right or left in the pants

DEATH TO AMERICA

too embarrassed to post a vista desktop

coke cause it makes your teeth a tasty snack when they fall out later

reppin' with the dhy underwear atm

don't be silly, it's jheri curl cream

so calming

this should go for his unbirthdays too so we get cheesecake all year

old friend reminded me of this place

frink was a cool dude

use a pee bottle next time. don't bother getting up and walking to the toilet

keylogger

what's this psu business

better be the 5-pepper-on-the-menu version

wuttt

It's even. Quizno's gets a point for quality. Subway gets a point for the "5 Dollar Foot Long" line.

That's what I hoped for!