Never-ending PSO story

[Percival]

Wham! Pow! Zap! Kabloowee! Crunch! Snap! All you base are belong to us! Klunk! Budda-budda!

[AdamW]

Well, all of a sudden this fancy guy in a PBS style suit walks by going, "Oh dear god! Oh good lord!" like that little pansy Frasier. So the Box throws a friggin' pie in his face and it plays this radical guitar music and the camera is all spinning around and stuff.

Then the fancy guy gets super pissed so he starts drinking this toxic tea and he turns into Godzilla! Well, so the box and Mike realize they should team up to whoop his ass so they do. And the turn into Giant Mecha Mr. T.

See now, the fancy guy picks up a cow and wrings it's guts to make poo fly out onto Mr. T, but Mr. T is too cool to have poo on him so it just dissipates before it hits him. Now Mr. T's mohawk turns into a chainsaw so he rams his head into fancy guy's stomach and eats all his guts out from the inside. Then he looks him in the face and pukes them out all over him.

Well, fancy guy just vanishes and stuff and Red Ring Rico is like, "Oh Mr. T, you're so hot." And then Nol, Elly, Alicia, Rupika, Elenor and umm.. that HUcaseal chick and a bunch of other stupid chicks show up and he scores with all of them and when he's doing it, it plays that music that goes, "Duwah duwah duwaaaah ohhhhhh baby."

[blazeking240]

then they all blow up

[Guntz348]

Wow this topic is old as hell.

[CakeMan]

SOMEONE RAISED THE DEAD !!!!!