Spam can, spam can.
How nicely do you fit in hand.
How I admire your yellow band
Carressing across the tin of the can.
I like you in a pan
I like you on a LAN
I just like you, man
Thou imitation ham.
...everybody post a stanza or two, we'll see how far we get!
Who loves spam? I love spam!
I love it when it's fried.
Have you ever tried?
Bet you'll love the spam.
Spam the man.
See the can?
It's not ham!
That's my spam!
Spam is fine and dandy
But what would be really sweet like candy
Is you getting shot in the face
Or sprayed with mace
No.
"O!, you possess thy Holy Spam can!
I shall sacrifice it unto the Borcht Man,
For his cold beet soup is mighty fine.
Combined, the two make Sporcht Wine."
... Kill me next time I post something like this at 3:30AM, please.
SPAM SPAM SPAM
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