PSO2 Pickup Lines

[Meji]

With Valentines Day just around the corner, I figured I'd make a thread for all you lonely souls out there filled with awesome PSO2 pickup lines.

Here's a few I came up with.

• You're like a red box. Whenever I see you, my heart skips a beat.
• Girl, if you had a Client Order, I'd do it for sure.
• Have you leveled your Weak Bullet? Because you make my defense drop.
• Did you affix your weapon with Shock IV? Because you're absolutely stunning.
• I've got some units that needs grinding. Care to help me?

Share your awesome quotes with the others, and we might trigger a Love Burst!

Note: success rate of these Pickup Lines are very low. Make sure to use a Protector, or pray to the RNG gods.

Spoiler!

Even if your pickup line is successful, you're still going to need a 'protector'. Just saying.

[Income Taxs]

This has epic written all over it...

[Kasuma Izzigawa]

I don't even. What a genius.

[Income Taxs]

Girl you so rare ima spend all my time and money tryin to grind you

You make me wanna grind you all day long.

You should come to My Room so we can check out these new outfits.

[Zyrusticae]

This is a good thread.

Incoming obvious:
"Want to give my Elder Rod a spin? It'll blow you away!"

[BIG OLAF]

Note: success rate of these Pickup Lines are very low. Make sure to use a Protector, or pray to the RNG gods.

Even if your pickup line is successful, you're still going to need a 'protector'. Just saying.

[Crysteon]

Speaking of protectors:

Heeeey gurl, how 'bout we grind our love with a No Risk Protector?

Okay...that's terrible.

[Shirai]

Speaking of protectors:

Heeeey gurl, how 'bout we grind our love with a No Risk Protector?

Okay...that's terrible.

It's okay Crysteon. xD

atleast you tried.

[Enforcer MKV]

More Shenanigans incoming!

[Resanoca]

Speaking of protectors:

Heeeey gurl, how 'bout we grind our love with a No Risk Protector?

Okay...that's terrible.

Oh, Cry~ You flirt~

Hey, I just got this Pico Hammer. Can I test it out and nail you? :3