Wow, I expected FKL to have completely died

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

All of the asordbove?

[Sord]

http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120311014612/superman/images/4/4a/Supermen_Reign.jpg

I vote for the hip, teenage Sord clone with the leather jacket, but cyborg Sord works for me as well.

Very well! Supersord shall terrorize your planet in the angry, edgy 90s way! Behold, as I destroy your cities to California punk rock, grunge, and alt rock while riding upon the most xtreme skateboards, dirt bikes, and surf boards, ALL WITH ROCKETS ON THEM.

[Outrider]

I had forgotten that Superboy had a skateboard until just now. He was so '90s.

EDIT: NO WAIT, I think Supergirl was actually the one with the skateboard. Nevermind.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

you would think he would only need the Super on his back, that sweet jacket. Moving it to be way different than "the man"

I notice its also on his front too. so, maybe nothing has changed and it was all for the glitz of more issues sold. Dang.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Woah, 2 belts

We're getting into Dangerous SQUAREENIX territory...

[Outrider]

And a thigh belt!

And those buckles on his boots look suspiciously like calf belts.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

And you would expect only one to be a Superbelt, like a Batman ultility belt to sell some merchandise before they figure out its hardly Super at all.

Like you can't really expect to swindle 4 belts out of everyone interested, can you?!

[Outrider]

I mean, it depends on how nice the belts are, doesn't it?

[gigawuts]

Maybe a belt gives him his power, and he's just bringing spares in case one two three four five six break.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

They'll figure out Batman has more Utility
Than Superman and his belts, when superman never had belts before!

So the jig is up. Word of mouth is the enemy of the profiteering.