You'll never get rid of me. Twenty years from now I'll be knocking down your door. I'll bring your kids presents. They'll call me "Uncle Jack"... even though I'm not really your brother. They'll start to love me more than they love you. They'll come to me for advice, they'll come to me for everything. They will love Uncle Jack so much. I can't wait. I'll love your kids. They'll be great. I'll wrestle and have tea parties with them. As they get a bit older, I'll coach their sports teams. Even later in their life, I'll give them sex advice and hand out condoms and birth control pills. I am everyone's father. You'll never get rid of me. This is you in twenty years-
"Jack, get the f*ck away from my children!"
Just thought I'd clear that up =D
~Rose
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