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    At roughly 11.30pm this evening (roughly 10 minutes ago), My two year old cat Garfield climbed into the fruit bowl and farted on the apples.

    You have been warned.

    I just feel sorry for the kid who trades a candy bar for one with my brother at school next week...

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    ew... kitty farts

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    ... Cat farts?

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    Was it a nasty, raunchy fart, like the kind my own cat has a bad habit of emitting?

    I honestly don't know what the hell is going on in that cat's bowels, but whatever kind of sewage treatment plant is being operated in there, it needs some better staffing and a new manager, I can tell you that much.

    Go team ph4il! 02/07/2016

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    At least it didnt fart near an open fire...

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    On 2004-06-01 15:50, Furankunichan wrote:
    At least it didnt fart near an open fire...


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    On 2004-06-01 15:50, Furankunichan wrote:
    At least it didnt fart near an open fire...
    Hey man... Back when I was in High School, there was a news story that a man stayed home from work because he had a bad case of gas... Went to pick up his car from an auto-body shop, cut one while he was walking by a guy operating a welding torch, and well, it suffices to say... He didn't leave that auto-body shop in his car.

    Go team ph4il! 02/07/2016

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    On 2004-06-01 16:03, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
    On 2004-06-01 15:50, Furankunichan wrote:
    At least it didnt fart near an open fire...
    Hey man... Back when I was in High School, there was a news story that a man stayed home from work because he had a bad case of gas... Went to pick up his car from an auto-body shop, cut one while he was walking by a guy operating a welding torch, and well, it suffices to say... He didn't leave that auto-body shop in his car.
    more then likey and urban myth, but nonetheless... WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?

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    My dog has been known to cause entire towns to be evacuated afetr it eats turkey gravy.

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    On 2004-06-01 17:38, soccerdudegy wrote:
    My dog has been known to cause entire towns to be evacuated afetr it eats turkey gravy.
    that would seriously be funny if it where true

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