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    Some of us have noticed how unleet all of our training is, so we are going to all start on a leet training program.

    Now, the key to leet training is to punch ice and to bloody the knuckles.

    If you're just starting out, ice cubes will work.

    Get a bunch of ice cubes and put them in a bucket. It needs to be something durable enough to withstand the immense force of your awesome blows. You also need to have enough ice in the bucket so that your fists meet a solid wall of ice cubes, and not the bottom of a bucket.

    Here is an example of Sef doing it to it. Rather than waste time by constantly filling buckets, Sef is just punching the ice while it's still in the freezer.

    Now the point here is to make as much contact with the ice as possible. You know you're doing it right when you start to bloody the knuckles. Once you feel comfortable with that you can work up to something a little bigger. What exactly, is up to you. Just remember, if you knuckles aren't getting bloody, then you aren't punching tough enough ice.

    Once we get the basics down we can move onto something a little leeter.
    Lazy bored. Crazy stupid.

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    I have trouble deciding.


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    The basics are the basics, no matter who you are.

    And mix, if you're gonna use snow cones don't use any red flavors or else we won't be able to see the effects of your bloodied knuckles.
    Lazy bored. Crazy stupid.

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    I would punch trees as an exercise, back in High School. In the off-season, I'd use a can of compressed air to freeze my knuckles. It's been a while since I've done these things, however, and I'm afraid that my knuckles have gone soft... They used to be nicely caloused, though.

    And no, I'm not joking about that.

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    Who do you think that made up the North Pole? Feh.

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    Holy hell, how long did that take?

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    <TomahawkMan> FUCK
    <TomahawkMan> I punched Ice I put in a bowl
    <TomahawkMan> And it came up and cracked me in the face.
    <TomahawkMan> Clearly I need more training
    <Tinsle> XD

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