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    Jessica was sitting home alone on a satruday night.

    Her boyfriend was suposed to come over and watch a scary movie with her.
    Jessica was on Myspace looking at bulletins, when she noticed that her boyfriend had posted one. She looked at it "If you are hopelessley in love with the one that you are going out re-post this. If you see that your boyfriend//girlfriend has posted this about you, then re-post this if you truely love them back"

    Jessica saw it, felt touched, then contiuned to look at other userprofiles.
    A second later she recived a phone call.

    Jessica-"hello?"
    Voice-"hello Jessica"
    Jessica"um..who is this..my parents are out right now..can i take a message..?"
    Voice-"i know your home alone..and no thats fine..its you i want to talk to"
    Jessica-"um okay..? Do i know you?"
    Voice-"you could say that.."
    Jessica-"Do you have a name?"
    Voice-"yes"
    Jessica-"umm..what is it..?"
    Voice-"now why on earth would i want to tell you?"
    Jessica-"because its kinnda retarted talking to you if i don't know who the hell you are!"
    Voice-"i know what you did at nicoles party.."
    Jessica-"what?"
    Voice-"thats what i thought jessica, calm down and listen to me..i only want to talk to you"
    Jessica-"who are you?!"
    Voice-"calm down"
    Jessica-"what do you mean you 'know what i did'?"
    Voice-"dont you have a boyfriend jessica?"
    Jessica-"yes, his name is Jake"
    Voice-"okay then, do you love Jake?"
    Jessica-"yes, with all of my heart"
    Voice-"oh really?"
    Jessica-"yes!"

    Jessica begins to worry what the person on the other line knows about her.
    she goes to check out the window.
    there are no lights on on her street.
    there are no cars outside.
    everything is dead silent.

    Voice-"if your so inlove with this 'jake' then why did i see you fooling around with James at Nicoles party you little whore?"
    Jessica-"what?!!?"
    Voice-"i saw you. you did almost everything with him. and you had a smile on your face when you did it"

    Jessica thinks back to what she did at the party.
    She could remember getting drunker then hell, and could only recall talking to James as he led her outside.

    Jessica-"i was so trashed that night..i don't even remember what happend! All i know is that james took me outside to talk to me."
    Voice-"yeah right you fucking slut! im going to slit your throat, don't you dare lie to me about what happend! i saw you, you didn't act so drunk when you sucked his dick!"
    Jessica-"wha..."
    Voice-"so what about jake huh?"
    Jessica-"oh god...i did that..with...james..?"
    Voice-"i asked about jake..so what about him..?"
    Jessica-"leave me alone! this is weird! you call me up, tell me that you were basicaly stalking me..and tell me your going to kill me!"
    Voice-"i promise to leave you alone..just tell me..what about jake?"
    Jessica-"i dont fucking know! i love him..but i cheated on him when i was drunk! how do i explain that to someone?!"
    Voice-"you don't love him..im outside your house..i saw you pass up the bulletin and not re-post like it said to do if you loved them back"
    Jessica-"your outside my house...?"
    Voice-"you should have re-posted jessica.."
    Jessica-"its fucking myspace! its a stupid online thing and bulletins dont mean shit!"
    Voice-"im going to kill you tonight you whore"

    Jessica slams down the phone and begins running around to all the windows and doors and locks them.
    she is out of breath and scared.
    she's confused about jake and starts crying.

    She gets another phone call.
    she see's that its jake.
    sobbing she answers.

    Jessica-"Hello?"
    Jake-"Jessica babe whats wrong?!"
    Jessica-"alot. please just come over right now so i can explain"
    Jake-"Are you sure thats what you want....."
    Jessica-"of course its what i want! im freaked out and i need you!"
    Jake-"okay then..i'll see you soon...."

    The line goes dead.
    Suddenley Jessicas not so sure that having Jake come over was such a great idea.
    "Forget it, it was the right thing to do" she tells her self.

    the doorbell rings.
    jessica looks out and sees that it's only Jake standing there.

    Sighing with relife, she stands back and opens the door.
    She throws her arms around jake and wispers in his ear
    "oh my god, im so sorry, i love you, im so scared!"
    she feels a sharp pain in her stomach.
    she looks down.
    theres a knife in it.
    she looks and jake is the one holding the knife.
    jake-"you stupid slut..it was me on the phone the whole time!"
    jessica-"why?"
    jake-"i knew what you did at the party, the bulletin was a way of testing our love to see if i could trust you when you said you loved me"
    jessica-"i do love you it was a mista.."

    Jessicas words fade as she falls limp into jakes arms.
    jake sets her down on the couch.
    when her parents get home, jake plays it off as a murder from a randome stranger and says he got there after it happend.
    his sob story convinces the cops, and he's free to go.


    To this day jake goes around killing girls who cheat on their boyfriends.

    remeber..posting bulletins is more of a serious matter then what people take it.


    if you don't re-post this in the next 2 mins, jake will come and kill you tonight when your on myspace.


    re-post this under the title "*jessicas such a slut"
    the more people you trick into reading it, the more of a chance you'll have to live



    <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: SgtShligger on 2006-02-23 21:02 ]</font>

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    Yeah, i just went right past that. Fission Mailed.

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    You're a retard. Tada!
    Look, he did it again.

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    On 2006-02-23 21:03, ABDUR101 wrote:
    You're a retard. Tada!
    Now THERE'S something i will read!

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    1 ////Y53|_|= |-|473 (|-|41|| |_3773|25 |3(_)7 17 15 4|_\/\/4Y5 3||73|2741||1||9. |)1|) 1 ////3||710|| 1 |=0(_)|||) 4 1337 7|24||5|_470|2 50 ||0\/\/ 4|_|_ ////Y ////3554935 (4|| |33 1|| 1337 |=0|2////47?
    if anyone can translate this i will give you a great prize!!!!!!!1

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    D00d, a lot of FKLers said this before:
    Like hell I'm reading all that!




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    wait you are not reading the story or the 1337 message?

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    On 2006-02-23 21:08, Shadowpawn wrote:
    D00d, a lot of FKLers said this before:
    Like hell I'm reading all that!




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    On 2006-02-23 21:13, Shadowpawn wrote:
    On 2006-02-23 21:08, Shadowpawn wrote:
    D00d, a lot of FKLers said this before:
    Like hell I'm reading all that!

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