What would you do if the internet suddenly disappeared?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Well?
Like one day you wake up and try to log on and its gone unexpectedly.
So what would you do without the internet?

[rbf2000]

It would be ok, I have the internet backed up on my computer.

[pixelate]

My penis would not be rubbed raw.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2002-10-09 16:50, rbf2000 wrote:
It would be ok, I have the internet backed up on my computer.

Uhm I meant if it was gone for good and could never be resurrected.

[ABDUR101]

On 2002-10-09 16:52, pixelate wrote:
My penis would not be rubbed raw.

Wow! You too eh?!

Although I heard moderation is key =X


Hmm..well I guess I'd have to work alot more to get my dose of socializing, since it'd be gone without the internet.

And I'd prolly be pretty sad since I'd of lost contact with alot of people ;_;

[LostHero]

The sheer amound of apoctalyptic newbarts here is disgusting... unlike most of you I have already entailed a list of what I will do when this happens...

1. Steal one squirrel
2. Light a Kuwati oil field on fire
3. Laugh and dance with loyal squirrel
4. Capture worlds top scientists and force them to bio-engineer a Dragon.
5. When scientists say its impossible I offer them the only alternative of playing the original donkey kong with marios jump button removed, and listening to the richard simmons soundtrack in an anti-suicide room.
6. After Dragon has been completed I force my squirrel to duel it.
7. My supposed reign over the world with my pet dragon is cut short when a ground to air missle obliterates my poor dragon.
8. Move to baghdad and sing jewish hymns for the small sweatshop children.
9. Escape the indian death penalty, after being charged with indecent exposure in the market place.
10. Monopolize the sperm bank market
11. Outlaw the wearing of socks in 78 of the worlds leading countries
12. Become leader of UN
13. Purchase rocket launcher
14. Take over Mexico
15. Take over columbia
16. Monopolize cocaine market by killing coloumbian druglords
17. Die to cocaine overdose

... Thus concludes what would happen if the internet dissapeared

[theNightwisp]

i would probably bathe and sleep more overall, but i'm not as agressive as most of those answers. i'd just cry because of all the people i'd miss.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2002-10-09 17:36, LostHero wrote:

17. Die to cocaine overdose

The death of the internet is the death of you. How sad that your fates are intertwined in such a fictitious way.

[SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko]

I'd just play PSO offline, blah.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2002-10-09 18:32, SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko wrote:
I'd just play PSO offline, blah.

The internet isn't just used for PSO you may forget/overlook.

There's e-commerce, online banking, stock buying, porno, and anything you can think of is out there.

PSO would be nothing without the 'O'. It would be just another average-to-high quality game with bugs.

I don't think I could live without seeing 'symbol chats' on a regular basis.