well, I don't have one, but find me a yellow mag and I could make you one, or just raise one, I mean, pump some trifluids in, pump some trimates in, the sucker could be lvl 50 in a few hours. You don't happen to have an invisible guard, do you? well, if anything, I'd want a couple photon drops for the time, but honestly, I'd say just make a character in a blank slot, give them a yellow costume, then raise it, heck, make them a hunter that can make the mag and you're set...important though, DON'T feed it if YOUR character that's holding it can't make that mag for the stats you have...it'll change to whatever...just leave it alone and only take pics of it.
well, let me know, just PM me back. (you're lucky I think your bizzarre fic thing is crazy but interesting, at leat what I assume from your trade post)