The Vin Diesel Random Fact Generator

[Deathscythealpha]

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Go on, you know you want to generate a random fact.

"Vin Diesel is one of twelve men in the world with a license to hunt humans"

[rena-ko]

Vin Diesel is highly allergic to prime numbers.


or this one is nice too:

Vin Diesel can eat a piece of coal and shit out a diamond.

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[Ryna]

Vin Diesel single handedly built the pyramids entirely out of strategicly performed pop n' lock dance moves and alien fecal material.

and

Vin Diesel won the inaugural Paris-Dakar rally using only a hubcap and sleigh dogs but the result was discounted when it was found that all other competitors had mysterious choked to death on their own elbows.

[Zzzzzz]

The idea of daylight savings time was first conceived by Vin Diesel during his sojourn as an American delegate in Paris in 1784, as an effective counter-measure to a Summer time plague of sun-vulnerable vampires. His campaign; successful.

And...

The historical figure of "Jesus Christ" is based off of Vin Diesel's adventures in Western Mongolia around 5,000 B.C.

[Ryna]

Vin Diesel and Paul McCartney cannot be distinguished from one another. They only look different because they wear different clothing.

[rena-ko]

Vin Diesel created the PSP from sheer will alone.

[Ryna]

Vin Diesel assisted Sir Robert Peel in creating the first police force.

[space_butler]

If you go into a dark a room and repeat "Vin Diesel" three times, he will appear with several ewoks and proceed to make fun of you until you die, proving once and for all that words alone, not just sticks and stones, can kill you.

[Ryna]

Vin Diesel will kill me in my sleep for my lack of writing ability at creating facts. However, he will make sure that I am awake for the skull fucking. His company guarantees it, or Vin Diesel will personally restore your soul and re-murder you, free of charge

[rena-ko]

Gravity only affects Vin Diesel for six hours out of every day.

Vin Diesel only eats Vin Diesel shaped cookies.

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