[DikkyRay]

Ok, i really have to share some of my stories of things that go on at my school.
Enough stupid shit happens so often that other people need to know just how many stupid/crazy people there are in the world.....or at least my area.
So before we begin: Im 16 and in 10th grade. One of the 5 smartest kids in my class of around 100-110.
Now, theres a reason that there arnt many people compared to other schools, i go to a private Lutheran schools.
Now, i know alot of you dont believe or agree with Christianity Thats Ok. But Please for the love of god do not troll or flame

So heres where i'll start, with a conversation with 2 extremely stupid Freshman.

This is in Art Class. as well:

Stupid Freshmen Girl #1: "So are you going to (girls name) party?"
Stupid Freshman Girl #2: "Oh yea i think so, i wonder if there will be drinking?"
Me:"You know that if you are caught drinking, you can get expelled right?"
Girl #1:"What? Oh come on thats a lie!"
Girl #2:"Yea they can't expell us"
Me:"Uh, yea they can."
Girl #1:"How can they? We arent breaking any school rules."
Me:"Lets see here, the drinking Age is 21 isnt it? And you are what, 14?"
Girl #2:"SO what? They still can't expell us"
By now the teacher has been listening in and decided to have her input
Teacher:"If you are caught drinking, you WILL be expelled."
Girl #1:"I dont understand."
Girl #2:"Yea, i don't get how they can expell us."
Me:"Look, the drinking age is 21. That means it is against the Law for you two to drink. Our school knows this. If they have proof you drink, you can get expelled, and on top of that, they can alert the police."
Girl #1: "Thats stupid."
Teacher:"Yea, Laws are really stupid. Why should our School follow the law?"

Man...... i hate my schools freshmen. Most are a bunch of hippy emo's. And im not exaggerating either. A good 80% cut themselves, and dont mind showing it.



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[Weeaboolits]

People are stupid. ;]

[VanHalen]

Those girls are pretty dumb

[DikkyRay]

This one happened a few days ago, and it still makes me laugh.
And at the same time, kinda makes me sad....

This is in religion class, so of course, we talk about our religion. Now, the teacher is a Jerk. This pretty much makes him the greatest teacher ever. Im Christian and i think taking a religion class is boring, but he makes it so much better because he makes fun of people most of the time.

Oh, and we are going over doctrine for the Exam. Remember, i know you may not agree with my Religion, thats ok. But please do not slander it by either trolling or flaming. That will result in a warning, and no one wants that

Kid #1:"Christ was not a true man because he was born of a virgin, and was sinless. False."
Teacher: "that is right. Next ques-"
Stupid Blonde:Wait Pastor (last name, and since he is the only teacher of mine that is a pastor, he will from now on just be called "pastor"). I don't undertand. How can he be born of a virgin if no one..you know..."
Pastor: "Well, by the Power of the Holy Spirit."
Stupid Blonde: "Well yea but, i still dont understand."
My Friend: "Its God. Isn't that enough?"
Pastor: "Yea listen to (name) h knows how it is."
Me: "Jesus walked on water, how did he do that?"
Stupid Blonde: "Well some birds walk on water."
Me: "Are you serious?!"
By now evryone just burst of laughing
Pastor: "So you are saying that Jesus is a bird?"
Stupid Blonde: "Well no, but i just dont understand how he was born of a Virgin."
Pastor: "look smart one. All you gotta know is that it was by the power of God, ok?"
Some kid, don't know who it really was: "Was Jesus white?"
Sarcastic black kid: "No, Jesus was Black. He was Ballin'"
kid #1: "Wait i thought he was asian."
Me: "He was Middle Eastern..."
Kid #2: "Well the M.E. is techinacally part of Asia, so he was asian."
Sarcastic Black Kid: "No. He was not white. He was not Asian. He was Black. He was Ballin'."
Stupid Girl #1: "But wait, he was Jewish! Black people can't be Jewish! No offense..."
(theres a black girl in my class who is half jewish. nice one dumbass)
Pastor: "Look everyone.... Jesus was from Israel right? Which is part of the Middle East. So Jesus would have looked like a MIddle Eastern."
Friend #1: "My God i lost some I.Q. this period."
Friend #1: "You just noticed this period?" Me and (my name) Have been losing alot of I.Q. thanks to this class."

[FOAtHeart]

It's kind of irresponsible to overlook all the good things. I bet you have friends that you have funny conversations with. Why don't you post those instead?

[DikkyRay]

Oh, why not throw in 3 of the dumbest quotes i have ever heard.

These THREE come from the same dumb fatass girl.
#1: "I'm not spoiled. My parents just buy me everything i want!"
#2: "Did Jesus look like a terrorist?"
#3: "Illinois? Whats that?"

And this came from an apparently retarded senior:
"Vietnamese? No i'm not vietnamese. I dont even Speak Spanish."

God i hate stupid people...
more to come... Trust me. There are ALOT more

[Mayu]

*giggle* Freshmen

[Weeaboolits]

Peeps is crazy. XD

[AlexCraig]

What I find odd are some of the people in my school. They want to go to Jacobs High.
"Jacob's has it much better than Dundee-Crown"
Yeah, right. High crime rate, more violence, ruder people. Compared to Jacobs, FKL is a field of daffodills.

[DikkyRay]

Taking Fo's advice...i'll take a break from the stupidities of other people.

Ok, its a running joke that me and a group of like 6 others balltap and "rape" each other.
Balltap is self explanitory. "Rape" is, before you say "OMFG dikky's gay!" its when we beat the hell out of eachother, but instead of getting pissy and tattling, we usually end up laughing.
Sounds stupid...but its pretty funny.

Ok, so me, Boy #1, Boy #2, and Girl #1 are all in a circle.
We are usually talking about random stuff, but boy #1 kinda hits my stomach. So i, backhand him in the crotch.
Girl #1 (His sister) laughs, as does boy #2.
Boy #1 then says "You think its funny?" And then Balltaps Boy #2.
Im laughing, and the three of us make a truce, which means we sont have to protect our manhood.
Anyhoo, boy #3, our crazy friend (i'll explain my friends in another post) comes in. as does boy #4.
I tell #1 and #2 that im going to balltap #3.
So i walk towards him, balltap him, but miss.
#3 retailiates by like, ramming me into a locker and then hits my shoulder. (Thats an example of a rape)
He must have hit a nerve, because my shoulderblade was in ALOT of pain. I had to sit on the ground. After about 5 minutes i get back up.
Then #1 balltaps me.
I kinda yelped then go into the fetal position. I usually know when a balltap was coming...but this was so unexpected that i was in the fetal postion.
Anyhoo, any guy that was hit in the ball knows this feeling. The pain has just gone from my balls into my stomach. Im still in the fetal position. A teacher, my algebra 2 teacher was asking boy #2 a question, and #2 is pretty much standing on top of me.
The teacher does nothing, and ignores the fact that im rolling around in pain in the fetal position.

That may sound kinda childish, but when i explain my friends you can kinda get it...