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Forum Otaku
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08-08-2007, 06:03 PM
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On 2007-08-08 15:59, R-97-3 wrote:
once upon a time there was a man who loved a girl the man walked past her school every day, one day he had a chance to talk with this girl... after they finished talking about school skys stars and kids, ask is she wanted to go out for coffee sometime, she said ok i'd love to and they lived happily ever after,meeting at the coffee shop everyday, and talking about the same stuff from the day they first met. The end.
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NOW FOR THE SEQUEL!
Sord saw their love, then tortured them infront of each other, telling them it would stop when they forsake the other. After a short while, they both screamed for the other's death, and Sord killed them both.
The End
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Down for the Getdown
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The 36 Chambers
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08-08-2007, 06:18 PM
Once upon a time not long ago,
when people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
When laws were stern and justice stood,
and people were behavin' like they ought ta good,
There lived a lil' boy who was misled,
by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said:
"Me, Ya, Ty, we gonna make sum cash,
robbin' old folks and makin' tha dash",
They did the job, money came with ease,
but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease,
He robbed another and another and a sista and her brotha,
tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover,
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic,
he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static",
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped,
The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why did ya hit me ?",
the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney,
The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure,
"I'll do years if I pull this trigga",
So he cold dashed and ran around the block,
cop radioes it to another lady cop,
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista,
a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her,
Looked around good and from expectations,
so he decided he'd head for the subway stations,
But she was coming and he made a left,
he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath,
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,
then he made his move to an abandoned building,
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
opened up the door there, guess who he saw?,
Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope,
who don't know the meaning of water nor soap,
He said "I need bullets, hurry up, run!"
the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun,
He went outside but there was cops all over,
then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova (?),
Raced up the block doing 83,
crashed into a tree near university,
Escaped alive though the car was battered,
rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered,
Ran out of bullets and still had static,
grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic,
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead,
he told the cops "Back off or honey here's dead",
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong,
so he let the lady go and he starts to run on,
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded,
before long the lil' boy got surrounded,
He dropped the gun, so went the glory,
and this is the way I must end this story,
He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream,
the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream,
This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh,
just another case 'bout the wrong path,
Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast(?).
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Grape Orchard Owner
Posts: 580
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: The Sanctum Ruins beneath the sea
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08-08-2007, 06:38 PM
Quote:
On 2007-08-08 16:03, Sord wrote:
Quote:
On 2007-08-08 15:59, R-97-3 wrote:
once upon a time there was a man who loved a girl the man walked past her school every day, one day he had a chance to talk with this girl... after they finished talking about school skys stars and kids, ask is she wanted to go out for coffee sometime, she said ok i'd love to and they lived happily ever after,meeting at the coffee shop everyday, and talking about the same stuff from the day they first met. The end.
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NOW FOR THE SEQUEL!
Sord saw their love, then tortured them infront of each other, telling them it would stop when they forsake the other. After a short while, they both screamed for the other's death, and Sord killed them both.
The End
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who said the loved EACHOTHER ... HAHAHA the man had a "lovers eye" on "A girl" could have been a school girl could have been a teacher. they just hung out drinking coffee for the rest of there lives after "she got out of school". They were also trapped in an alternate timezone where everything repeats but has a difference to it XD, and no one ever notices. so theres no bond to be broken but a dirty mans goals, or a dreamers dream... and there never ending nightmare of drinkning coffee with eachother talking about the EXACT same nonsense... other words you'd be doing them a favor XD
Rules of life: Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer; who knows when you'll need to push someone in the way of a vicious screaming monkey!
Retired owner of Meyfei/Kirau of JP-PSO2
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Forum Otaku
Posts: 4,184
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: FKL: Welcome to Hell
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08-08-2007, 06:42 PM
Quote:
On 2007-08-08 16:38, R-97-3 wrote:
who said the loved EACHOTHER ... HAHAHA the man had a "lovers eye" on "A girl" could have been a school girl could have been a teacher. they just hung out drinking coffee for the rest of there lives after "she got out of school". They were also trapped in an alternate timezone where everything repeats but has a difference to it XD, and no one ever notices. so theres no bond to be broken but a dirty mans goals, or a dreamers dream... and there never ending nightmare of drinkning coffee with eachother talking about the EXACT same nonsense... other words you'd be doing them a favor XD
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you're babbling BS again
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Cat-Hermaphrodite
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: In FKL
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08-08-2007, 06:56 PM
I don't believe I get it either.
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Shion
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Hinamizawa
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08-08-2007, 07:52 PM
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school.
When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!
But wait I hear the prissy, bushwa and all that
Is this the kind of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so. I'll see when I get there.
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air!
The plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude,looked like a cop,
standin there with my name out
I ain't tryin to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness and like lightening disappeared
Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought Nah forget it, "Yo home to Bel Air."
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
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Posts: 3,700
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Firmly attached to Sil'fer's boobies
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08-08-2007, 08:20 PM
One day there was a goddess and she was the most fearsome goddess in heaven. She delighted in Battle. Until one day she was cast out of Heaven and tried to shank Mrs Potter Harry however came out and like a true wizard, summoned a Toyota to cast her back to Spart where she battle Young Leonidas and he and his 300 pwned her hard and locked her up in a coffin then he ripped her servant, Mariko's wings off and now that bitch runs around trying to kill true men.
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