Originally Posted by EspioKaos
First we have Lou and Vivienne. Vivienne adjusts her rabbit ear headset thing.
Wait! Those aren't rabiit ears! She's a Wireless Router!!!
--- Crazy topic-inspired incredibly short story follows ---
Meanwhile, back on the Guardian's Colony.
Vivienne: Laia. I have a question that definitely needs a response.
Laia: *sigh* What is it?
Vivienne: I don't understand why all these people are following me around with portable computers?
(Laia's eyes draw towards the top of Vivienne's head. Vivienne looking lost, Laia frowns a bit.)
Laia: (Pointing at Vivienne's antennae) Um. Do you have WEP or WPA security on those things?
Vivienne: Um....Do you mean Weapon's Employment Protocol? No, they aren't weapons; and I don't know of security on counter-measures that evidently are security.
Laia: Er...no....(*sigh* We got a newbie here). Are you connected to the net?
Vivienne: Why yes. I'm connected to a broad range of networks and......Um...excuse me, Laia. I'm experiencing a sudden steady large stream of data flow.
Laia: Why am I not surprised?
Vivienne: (turns to face a subject about 10 meters behind her. A glare forms on her face. She quickly rushes over to the subject and slaps the device from their hands.) Pervert!!!