FKL Job Title Distribution Thread

[SpikeOtacon]

Many of you have received a PM from myself yesterday inquiring about job titles. Jobs have been scarce, so in an attempt to get the @ moving and some adventures rolling I have begun to distribute the job titles.

This list is not finished yet. While I saw a large response within a few hours, some of you did not PM me back yet and I may have skipped a few of you. If you did not receive the PM and did not have a job assigned to you, make sure to PM me. If you did receive the PM, you should get on replying to it.

~.~

astuarlen: First Lady
TalonKitsune: DJ, Demolitions Expert (pending license renewal)
W0LB0T: Comedy Machine, Soundboard Expert (weapons restricted)
TheOneHero: Guardian Chef. Always experimenting with his slain enemies to create new tastes.
Tact: Shotgun touting Doctor of Medicine. (Tact M.D.)
Nitro_Vordex: Unemployed Janitor (seeking new establishment), Ambassador of MAH BOI
Leviathan: Sandvich Maker
Sord: Ambassador of Hot Sauce, Overlord of infant consumption care
Tessu: Ambassador of "Nnnnnn"
Airalean: Jailbait Twins pt.1
Out_Kast: Jailbait Twins pt.2
Boogie Troll: Lord of the Metal
KaFKa: MIA
Retniwreven: Lord of Cats
Larian: Veterinarian (or VeterinLarian) though I think the papers on this one might have gotten mixed up
VanHalen: Keeper of the RagnarokOnline
Shadowpawn: Official GOD Distributor
Saner: Town Reporter
Sayara: Photoshopped Artist (You can tell by the pixels)
Nai_Calus: Level x Pansy Elf Bard God of Dice; for X, Nai rolls 6 D20s at the start of each day. X equals the sum of all die rolled.
Ronin_Cooper: Wandering Barrel-Maker
ShinMaruku: Keeper of the Warhammer Lore
Lurkster: Understudy for Sam Fisher
Toadthroat: Milkshake Drinker, Ambassador of Spiders
Tristan: Drunken Swordsman
Scrub: OUGH
fronebullare: Lord of Lord of Vermillion
Dhylec: L;ord ;of ;o
Chuck_Norris: Backup Reporter (in case Saner is unavailable)

[Sord]

*wilst eating a baby drenched in hotsauce*

I shall proudly perform my occupation (mmm, delicious)

[astuarlen]

It's not official until we get one of these:

Spoiler!

I can't wait for the first state dinner party!

[Dhylec]

with fkl'z substandard & poorer economy, what'z the @'s worth now?
should we sandswitch to the #? ;o

[Zarode]

I call for a brutal take over of PSYOULand, in order to annex them and steal their money/food/internets.

[Dhylec]

I call for a brutal take over of PSYOULand, in order to annex them and steal their money/food/internets.

make luvz, not warz ;o

[Kylie]

I didn't respond because I couldn't make up my mind on what I wanted to be / do.

[TheOneHero]

I didn't respond because I couldn't make up my mind on what I wanted to be / do.

My lovely partner.

[raikomaru40]

I wouldn't be opposed to "Professional Badass"

[Kylie]

My lovely partner.

Psht! I don't want to be anyone's bitch.