Since even Shanks couldn't answer it:
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Originally Posted by Vintasticvin
2. Is it possibLe to get a fulfilling 15 minute fix of PSZ
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Yes, you can!
Simply obtain a large plastic bag filled with yellow duckling feathers, a large set of onesies pajamas, one of the ears from the Batman suit, two large googly-eye buttons, and a large tub of Oscar's glue (since it tastes the best). Cover the suit in a savorable amount of the glue, placing the Batman suit's ear in position where your chin would be (with the point of the ear facing forward); then, place the googly-eye buttons in a place atop your forehard, facing forward (if possible). Once all that has been completed, throw the suit into the bag of feathers, and shake well for about a few minutes.
Once completed, you will now realize you are an owner of a fully functional, *battery-powered, titanium-alloy plated suit of Rappy-shaped armor capable of withstanding barrages of high-power explosives, armed with several deployable submachine gun attachments, a miniature rocket unit that shoots missiles rated at near nuclear reactivity levels, and has the ability to fly at high-altitudes for extended periods of time.
The entirety of this process should take no more than 14 minutes and 59 seconds! Enjoy!
*Dicslaimer: battery not yet determined to be allowed to exist in this dimension yet, since the source of their power has been identified to be through the sheer potential energy stored in one of Chuck Norris' tears.*
EDIT: Sorry, should have put an actual answer for that question (I think I feel that, the closer I've been getting to my 3000th post, the less sense I can make and still seem almost believeable :P). In theory, one can have fun with anything in any amount of time. Chances are, you can have fun and be satisfied with PSZ in 15 minutes by almost any means! My preference for such speedy satisfaction would most likely come through either a quick speedrun through as many floors as I could in the Eternal Tower, or by maybe playing the first half of a stage online with a friend or three. It always makes me feel satisfied sharing the fun and pains with someone else online. ^_^